What are some good pick-up lines?

I don’t think there are any. I mean they can only be good in terms of how much one can laugh at them.

Hi.

Nice shoes wanna bang?

I’ve always wanted to try something I came up with.

First find a clothing store that sells pants. Second, make sure the person(s) working are date worthy. Third, get into a changing room with said pants. forth, start jumbling around making a bunch of racket and when they come over to ask if you need assistance comes the fifth…. “Um, yea, can you help me get out of these pants?”

Here’s one not to use “I didn’t mean to stare, but you look exactly like my dead girlfriend.”

Just play and hum this whilst walking past someone (very NSFW).

Are those space pants you are wearing because your ass is out of this world!!!

If you’re a math major, “What’s your cosine?”
If you’re a loan officer, “What’s your co-sign?”
If you’re a punster like me, keep your pickup line to yourself.

Get a plain sugar packet that simply says ‘sugar’ on it. When passing by an attractive person, kneel down and pretend to pick it up. With a sincere smile, say “Oops, looks like you lost your name tag!” Heh.

“Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.”
“Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.”

hi. i’m johnny utah.

Are you from AT&T cause your raising my bar

AHH, does your face hurt cause its killin’ me

@coolbeans ahahaha! nice.
Although, if you wanted to be realistic, that bar would be jumping up and down as you crossed the room. Service is sucks in my area =(

Hello or HI.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry, for fear of losing you.
I’m Fred and your Wilma, and we can make the bedrock.
I was wondering if you liked baking? Cause I want to make some baby batter.

Lines are for losers, nothing beats a great smile with come to bed eyes ;)