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Believers, do you take The Bible literally?

Asked by SuperMouse (30845points) July 30th, 2010

Some of the answers this question got me wondering about this topic. I am not Christian but I was raised Catholic and even as a child I had trouble believing many of the fantastic stories (mostly) in The Old Testament. When I got older I learned the word I believe applies to many of these tales: allegory. If you are of a faith that reads and believes in The Bible, do you take all of the stories literally?

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Seek's avatar

When I was a believer, yes. I did. Of course, being a believer required I take the Bible as truth first, as it was written by God Himself, and anyone or anything that contradicted it was clearly mistaken in some way.

…That lasted for quite a while, longer than I care to admit. The one thing that actually started the ball rolling on the disbelief was learning that Jericho wasn’t founded as a city until approximately 700 years after the Bible claims Joshua decimated it. Odd, huh? It wasn’t the guy living in a fish… it wasn’t the talking snakes… it wasn’t the sky is a solid dome holding up an ocean… it was an archaeological timeline. ^_^

CupcakesandTea's avatar

No I don’t think it is meant to be taken literally.

eden2eve's avatar

No. Some are allegory, just as many of the Parables Jesus told are stories written to explain certain concepts and values. He frequently said, “He who has ears to hear, let him hear” after telling one of His Parables. This meant that those who were in tune would understand, and those who were not would be confounded. That is still the case, I think.

Some of the Bible is not translated correctly. I think that people wrote it, much like people write Journals today, and some of them had ideas we might find as strange or unacceptable to our sensibilities today. Who can’t wonder about some of the more colorful verses in the Old Testament? I don’t think that it’s unerring, nor do I think that additional scripture is unacceptable.

Also, I don’t think we understand everything that is written because of the context. Not everything that was written thousands of year ago by people who have very different cultures and languages can be easily explained to (or by) us today.

MissAusten's avatar

No, I’ve never taken the Bible literally and don’t remember anyone telling me I should. Even in Sunday school, Confirmation class, church youth group trips, or just regular Sunday service, I never felt like I was supposed to believe every word, just the general idea. I was raised Episcopalian.

It wasn’t until I was in college that I met people who believed (or claimed to believe) every word in the Bible. Personally, I don’t think anyone can follow every single “rule” in the Bible. There are too many, and some are really obscure. Even those who say they follow the Bible literally don’t, but have to pick and choose at some point. There’s actually a really funny and informative book called The Year of Living Biblically where the author tries to do just that. While attempting to live completely by the Bible, he also meets with people from a wide range of religious beliefs, from snake handlers to atheists. One of my favorite parts was his visit to the Creation Museum. I so want to go if I ever find myself in Kentucky.

evandad's avatar

You have made over 18 thousand points on Fluther. It seems like you’d have realized by now that this kind of question only leads to very lengthy and boring threads. I wonder how long it will take the mods to yank my response?

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@MissAusten The Bible openly contradicts itself, so no matter how hard you try, at some point you’re going to have to choose which rule to follow.

Seek's avatar

@papayalily Yep, there’s the whole list of everyone you’re supposed to stone with stones thing… Can’t very well do that without breaking the following Caesar’s law bit.

eden2eve's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr

Regarding your claims about Jericho, you may have only found part of the story. Please see this link and this one, which corroborate the existence of Jericho much before the date you specified above.

Jericho clearly did exist (off and on) much before Joshua and his band entered the area. While these links, and the research by the most recent and credible archaeologists who have worked at Jericho, do not validate the Biblical story of Joshua, they do leave the possibility open.

Seek's avatar

@eden2eve

I mentioned the Jericho thing because it was a catalyst to my decision to begin researching the Bible from an objective standpoint. Regardless of whether Joshua was a real person who actually destroyed a city called Jericho, I know now that there is more un truth in the Judeo-Christian religion than “truth”.

eden2eve's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr

Perhaps “skeptical” is a more appropriate word than “objective”. Being that your “catalyst” is not spot-on, it might be that some of your other research is equally invalid.

I find a great deal of “truth” in the religion, but then I’m not actively seeking to discredit it either.

Seek's avatar

I meant what I said.

I’m pretty sure the Hubble telescope has answered with plenty of clarity that the sky is indeed not a solid dome holding up an ocean. That, in and of itself, is enough to discredit the first chapter of Genesis. Now, if one scripture is false, then either 1. God is not perfect or 2. it was not written by God.

Either way, religion goes bye-bye, as the religion is based entirely on the premise that the Book is holy and authored by God.

eden2eve's avatar

I don’t read Genesis as you have done. I have never for a moment believed that the sky is a solid dome, and was never taught such. You have assumed much.

“the religion is based entirely on the premise that the Book is holy and authored by God.” My religion is not based upon that premise. If you were open minded, you might find that not all Christians believe that at all. This would be another example of faulty reasoning.

Seek's avatar

@eden2eve

Faulty reasoning is beginning with a conclusion and working back to data, then sticking with the conclusion when data does not present itself.

All Christianity has is the Bible. If the Bible is flawed, the religion is flawed. I could go on all night about the flaws in the Bible – ranging from the sadistic dictator of the old testament to the violent, threatening nature of Jesus himself. I could go on and on about inconsistencies between the Gospels, and why Jesus couldn’t be the Messiah if the prophecy of Isaiah is to be the list of qualifications.

Suffice it to say, I gave religion most of my life. Now it’s my turn.

eden2eve's avatar

You appear to have started with the conclusion that all religions are the same, then worked back to data. I presented you with the data that not all Christian religions are the same.

If you read my earlier post you will see what I believe about the Bible. This is consistent with a large body of Christian people, I am far from alone in this belief. I think it is unfortunate when all Christians are lumped together and it is assumed that they all have identical beliefs. You have made a faulty statement when you treated all Judeo-Christians as a unit.

Seek's avatar

@eden2eve

Of course. You, like many others, read things that are obviously untrue and call them allegories. I still don’t know how you explain away rape, genocide and slavery, but you do. Usually it’s the “Jesus fixed that”... but the book of Matthew makes it clear that Jesus supported the entire law of Moses down to the last letter.

The Apologists have been working for a couple of thousand years to explain away the contradictions in the Bible, as well as the rampant lack of simple ethics any child understands.

Christianity begins with a conclusion: There is a god. Why is there a god? The bible says so. Why is the Bible right? God wrote the bible (or man wrote it by inspiration of God, however you like to say it). How do we know? The Bible says so. Why is the bible right? ...... and so on ad infinitum.

Without the holiness of the Bible, what do you have? A generic belief in a cosmic deity that you choose to supplement with select parts of a 2000 year old book that you don’t think is divinely inspired?

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr “everyone you’re supposed to stone with stones thing…” What an awesome quote. I want it to be part of a webcomic.

eden2eve's avatar

So you’re suggesting that if I don’t believe that the Bible is inerrant, I can’t possibly be a Christian? You take the beliefs of a select group of people and demand that all people you designate as similar MUST adhere to the identical beliefs. You were taught a certain set of principles and beliefs, and no one can deviate from those principles, am I understanding you correctly?

There are various other ways to conclude that there is a Creator. The Bible does offer some valuable resources, but there are others as well. I know that there is a God because of many personal experiences and much intellectual and spiritual pondering. I don’t need a book to tell me this. And I don’t need to believe that a book has to be perfect in order to believe in a Being who is described in that book, by MEN, who certainly are NOT perfect. And you are very wrong about Christ being a violent and threatening. Even avowed atheists of my acquaintance, who deny His divinity, admire Christ the man. You are very cynical and negative.

I find it particularly offensive when someone who appears to be so ill-informed tells me what my beliefs are, then when I substantiate that my beliefs differ, makes a statement that presumes to deny my right to believe such. This is audacious and disrespectful, and I have little respect for such reasoning.

Seek's avatar

@eden2eve

I am suggesting that it makes little sense to profess a religion so specific as Christianity without also professing the inherent holiness of the only source of information on the religion. It is like saying “I am Muslim, but I don’t believe in everything the Koran says”. One has to wonder – if you don’t believe in the holy book of your own religion, why profess that religion? You can believe in a God without it being the Christian god. All of our information about Jesus comes from the Bible. If you know the Bible has errors, why would you base your life on a religion that is based on a flawed book?

Do you not see why this is confusing to me?

And just because you disputed the point:
Jesus defended the genocide, rape, and slavery of the Old Testament.
He reinforced the Old Testament law that children should be beaten to death for disobedience
He cursed and killed a tree for not bearing fruit in the off-season
He raged against the moneychangers in the temple
He took back healings if the recipients didn’t revere him immediately afterward
He cast demons into a herd of pigs and drowned them. The townspeople drove him out!
He repeatedly threatened people who didn’t follow him with an eternity of torture in hell.

Nothing violent about any of that, I’m sure. Jesus wouldn’t even allow a man to bury his own father before joining him on the road. Heartless. And remember, he stated that anyone who didn’t enforce Old Testament law to the smallest letter would be considered the “least in heaven”. So Jesus was (according to the Bible) an avowed supporter of such gems as selling your daughter as a sex slave, and beating your slaves to death – as long as they don’t die for two days.

Frenchfry's avatar

I believe the bible is man made. I don’t believe everything I read. I think it there interpretation of what happened but probably didn’t happen exactly that way. I do believe in God though

eden2eve's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr

There is an outrageous amount of misinformation in your points above. I would appreciate it if you would cite your sources on each point, then I can address them individually. I’d like to see scriptural references.

The only point that I concur with is the one about the money changers. My belief on this is that there was a very specific reason why He did this, and it makes perfect sense to me. And most importantly, he NEVER said that people would “spend an eternity of torture in Hell.” That’s patently ridiculous.

I will give you the respect of citing a reference for one of your points:

Matthew 8: 30 And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding.
31 So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.
32 And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.

Can you see the disparity between your story and mine? I’m ready to discuss any and all of your references, if you do the rest of the work.

Would you be offended if people told you what you believe? What if I said that I know that all of you atheists choose not to believe in a God because you are too lazy and self-indulgent to try to live according to the beliefs, and because in so doing you can justify any manner of personal behavior, no matter how depraved? I don’t believe this, but I have heard that some individuals hold that theory. Some of you (rightfully) get very exercised if anyone suggests that alternative sexual lifestyles are wrong, yet you are insulting and demeaning towards people who have differing religious beliefs from yours. What’s the difference?

ALL of my information about Jesus does NOT come from the Bible. Until you know my religion and my background, it’s silly for you to make such statements. I don’t “remember” any of your statements. Perhaps you were associated with a bizarre religion, and you assume that everyone had the same warped background. If that’s the case, I have sympathy for you and would invite you to learn more about what you state with such authority. I would postulate that this is the source of your “confusion”, along with your propensity to make categorical assumptions based upon very limited, inconsistent and faulty information.

If I were you, I would try to do further research before trying to justify flawed reasoning with flawed data. I like to reason with reasonable people. Your comments in his discussion aren’t rational NOR reasonable. They are merely inflammatory and insolent. [Removed by Fluther].

lapilofu's avatar

@eden2eve I’m really curious, where does your information about Jesus come from?

SuperMouse's avatar

@evandad are you taking me to school? Anyway, I find these threads incredibly interesting. I have Evangelical Christian friends who take every word of the Bible literally and Evangelical Christian friends who take the bulk of it as allegory. I find both perspectives very worthy of discussion and judging by the 22 responses (as of this post) so do other members of The Collective.

Seek's avatar

Right, then.

Matthew 5:17–20
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets; I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth pass away, not one letter, not one stroke of a letter, will pass from the law until all is accomplished. Therefore, whoever breaks one of the least of these commandments, and teaches others to do the same, will be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but whoever does them and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the scribes and Pharisees, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.”

Matthew 10:34–39
“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to set a man against his father, and a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law; and one’s foes will be members of one’s own household. Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me; and whoever does not take up the cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Those who find their life will lose it, and those who lose their life for my sake will find it.”[1]

Luke 19:27
“But as for these enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and slaughter them in my presence.”

Mark 5:9–13
Then Jesus asked him, ‘What is your name?’ He replied, ‘My name is Legion; for we are many.’ He begged him earnestly not to send them out of the country. Now there on the hillside a great herd of swine was feeding; and the unclean spirits begged him, ‘Send us into the swine; let us enter them.’ So he gave them permission. And the unclean spirits came out and entered the swine; and the herd, numbering about two thousand, rushed down the steep bank into the lake, and were drowned in the lake.
My issue with this is that the supposedly powerful Jesus could have simply sent the demons away. Why kill the townspeople’s herd? Since when does Jesus do the bidding of the demons?

Mark 9:43–48 (Also Matthew 18:8–9)
“If your hand causes you to stumble, cut it off; it is better for you to enter life maimed than to have two hands and to go to Gehenna, to the unquenchable fire. And if your foot causes you to stumble, cut it off; it is better for you to enter life lame than to have two feet and to be thrown into Gehenna. And if your eye causes you to stumble, tear it out; it is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and to be thrown into Gehenna, where their worm never dies, and the fire is never quenched.”

Matthew 11:20–24
Then he began to reproach the cities in which most of his deeds of power had been done, because they did not repent. “Woe to you, Chorazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida! For if the deeds of power done in you had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes. But I tell you, on the day of judgement it will be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon than for you. And you, Capernaum, will you be exalted to heaven? No, you will be brought down to Hades. For if the deeds of power done in you had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day. But I tell you that on the day of judgement it will be more tolerable for the land of Sodom than for you.

Matthew 5:22
“But I say to you that if you are angry with a brother or sister, you will be liable to judgement; and if you insult a brother or sister, you will be liable to the council; and if you say, ‘You fool’, you will be liable to the fire of Gehenna.”

Matthew 23:13–34
“But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites!...woe to you, blind guides…You blind fools!...You snakes, you brood of vipers! How can you escape being sentenced to Gehenna?”

Mark.7:9–13 “Whoever curses father or mother shall die” (Mark 7:10 NAB)

Jesus is criticized by the Pharisees for not washing his hands before eating. He defends himself by attacking them for not killing disobedient children according to the commandment: “He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.” (Matthew 15:4–7)

12 And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry: 13 And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. 14 And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
Compare: Matthew 21:18,19

Let me know if I missed anything.

eden2eve's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr

Matthew 5: 17–20
He was saying that he had come to fulfill the law, making it no longer necessary. He said that not a letter would be changed until it is fulfilled, meaning until His atonement and resurrection.

When He was discussing following the commandments, He was referring to the Ten Commandments, which are still in effect today. Only the LAW of MOSES was done away with.

The Law of Moses
The Bible Dictionary of my Church:
The law as given through Moses was a good law, although adapted to a lower spiritual capacity than is required for obedience to the gospel in its fullness. However, the Jewish leaders had added many unauthorized provisions, ceremonies, and prohibitions to the original law, until it became extremely burdensome. These innovations were known as the “traditions of the elders.” By N.T. times among the Jews the law had become so altered it had lost much of its spiritual meaning almost to the point that the law was worshipped more than the Lord. It is this form of the law that is so harshly spoken against by Jesus and by Paul (see Mark 7: 7–9).

7 Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
8 For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do.
9 And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition.

“Die the death” meant that they would die spiritually, meaning not be associated with Christ and the Father, unless they were saved by the redemption from their sins proffered by the Resurrection of Christ, which is only efficacious by their repentance.

Matthew 10: 34–39
“Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth…… “
This prophecies that many people will dispute and will cause war and bloodshed because of the principles that were taught. Not that this was his cause or motive, but that this would occur as a natural result of the wickedness of men.

“Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me; and whoever does not take up the cross and follow me is not worthy of me. Those who find their life will lose it, and those who lose their life for my sake will find it.”[
CS Lewis explains this passage thusly:
“When I have learnt to love God better than my earthly dearest, I shall love my earthly dearest better than I do now. Insofar as I learn to love my earthly dearest at the expense of God and instead of God, I shall be moving towards the state in which I shall not love my earthly dearest at all. When first things are put first, second things are not suppressed but increased.” – Letters of C.S. Lewis (8 November, 1952)

Luke 19:27
Is in the middle of a Parable: It makes me laugh when I see how you people take scriptures out of context.

11 And as they heard these things, he added and spake a parable, because he was nigh to Jerusalem, and because they thought that the kingdom of God should immediately appear.
12 He said therefore, A certain nobleman went into a far country to receive for himself a kingdom, and to return.
13 And he called his ten servants, and delivered them ten pounds, and said unto them, Occupy till I come.
14 But his citizens hated him, and sent a message after him, saying, We will not have this man to reign over us.
15 And it came to pass, that when he was returned, having received the kingdom, then he commanded these servants to be called unto him, to whom he had given the money, that he might know how much every man had gained by trading.
16 Then came the first, saying, Lord, thy pound hath gained ten pounds.
17 And he said unto him, Well, thou good servant: because thou hast been faithful in a very little, have thou authority over ten cities.
18 And the second came, saying, Lord, thy pound hath gained five pounds.
19 And he said likewise to him, Be thou also over five cities.
20 And another came, saying, Lord, behold, here is thy pound, which I have kept laid up in a napkin:
21 For I feared thee, because thou art an austere man: thou takest up that thou layedst not down, and reapest that thou didst not sow.
22 And he saith unto him, Out of thine own mouth will I judge thee, thou wicked servant. Thou knewest that I was an austere man, taking up that I laid not down, and reaping that I did not sow:
23 Wherefore then gavest not thou my money into the bank, that at my coming I might have required mine own with usury?
24 And he said unto them that stood by, Take from him the pound, and give it to him that hath ten pounds.
25 (And they said unto him, Lord, he hath ten pounds.)
26 For I say unto you, That unto every one which hath shall be given; and from him that hath not, even that he hath shall be taken away from him.
27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

This is in no way reflective of Christ’s attitude, but merely a story to explain that people must make use of their gifts and talents, or they will lose them. The ruler in the story was quoted in the last verse, not Christ. Your Skeptic’s Dictionary is pretty deceptive when they use just a small portion of the information to try to make their point, aren’t they?

Mark 5: 19
I think we covered this in the previous post. Another example of your misinformation. About the herd of swine, they ASKED, and Christ ALLOWED them to enter, he was not coerced. The “supposedly powerful” Jesus always acted for the teaching experience of those who followed Him. At this point in His ministry, He had started to make himself more visible, because his objective was to bring down the disapproval of those who would cause his mission to be completed.

He also was aware of things not always in evidence. Of course he didn’t have to let the devils go into the swine. So there would be some reason that this would be desirable. One answer might be that having let them enter the swine and drown themselves, this might have prevented the demons from entering another individual. Your comment about the herd of swine being lost is not relevant, in my opinion, more like frivolous. There were far greater losses to prevent.

Mark 9:
It’s better to lose a hand or an eye than to lose the chance to enter the presence of the Father and to continue to progress. Gehenna means damnation, which means to cease to progress. Just like the water in a dam. That is the unquenchable fire, being always tormented with the idea that you failed to accomplish your goals. My faith does not include the concept of Hell in the classical fundamentalist sense.

Matthew 11:20–24
Another example of His efforts to encite the hatred of the Pharisees and the scribes. During this time He also started to encourage His miracles to be talked about. More fuel for their malice.

Matthew 23:
More inflammatory remarks.

Luke 19:

This point is another Parable (Called the Parable of the Fig Tree) , where Christ says that the fig tree (representing those among the Jews who were not righteous) would not bear fruit.
Later, the following conversation occurred:
Mark 11: 20–24 20And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree dried up from the roots.
21And Peter calling to remembrance saith unto him, Master, behold, the fig tree which thou cursedst is withered away.
22And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
23For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
24Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.

“So Jesus was (according to the Bible) an avowed supporter of such gems as selling your daughter as a sex slave, and beating your slaves to death – as long as they don’t die for two days.”
ABSURD! I discussed previously the difference between the Law of Moses and the Ten Commandments. Christ never avowed support for such atrocities. If you were more familiar with the scriptures, you would find hundreds of examples of compassion and kindness. He healed, comforted and taught very correct principles, and lived a perfect life as an example.

A couple you missed are:
“He took back healings if the recipients didn’t revere him immediately afterward.”
“He repeatedly threatened people who didn’t follow him with an eternity of torture in hell.”

But please don’t bother to continue.

I could offer you so many examples which might further explain my point of view, but, as the saying goes, I don’t wish to [Removed by Fluther]. You fail in the most classic sense to challenge me, or to dialogue respectfully, and I don’t really want to play this any further. [Removed by Fluther] If you really want to be respected by the religious community, find other sources for your material.

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Seek's avatar

I am not here to debate the interpretation of the Bible. I read the words and shocker understand them for what they say, not what Apologists wish to understand them as in order to explain away the vileness of their religion. Call it a parable if you want – the tree is still dead, and the villagers herd is still drowned.

I have no interest in being respected by the religious community. I’ve already learned that such is not possible.

I also find it odd that you expect me to find sources for your religion in places other than your holy books.

I’m also very, very curious to know the alternate sources you use for Jesus. If you have them, please present them Archaeologists and theologists alike have been searching for the same for thousands of years.

SVTSuzie's avatar

My Father told me that “The Bible” was written by some people that didn’t want their house robbed and wanted to keep people “at bay”. He said that the parting of the Red Sea was because, some people went through at low tide, and of course when the Romans crossed their heavy metal armor made them sink and the tide came in. Daddy said that when Moses freed slaves that they had their lives pretty well adjusted being slaves. When they were “freed”, they didn’t know what to do w/ themselves so there was chaos and panic! Moses had to somehow control the “mob” so he went up into the hills w/ a hammer and chisel and laid down some rules. This is why his hair and all was covered w the rock dust.

Seek's avatar

I’m assuming “Roman” = “Egyptian”? and Old- and Middle-Kingdom Egyptians didn’t wear armor.

How do you feel about the Bible, as compared to your father’s ideas?

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When someone talks about the BP oil spill and tells you it’s the eleventh hour, will you check your wristwatch?

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ithumbyouup's avatar

here’s a hypothetical question for you:
presets:
1. You are God
2. You are eternal
3.You can do anything
4. anything you do is right
5. you know everything
now, you want to share with a people you created the love that you have for them, so you write an autobiography about it with an obvious theme. In it you
a. use allegory to get your point across – if they don’t understand it they don’t deserve to
b.make sure everyone understands by writing everything literally: you are God after all, who’s to say you CAN’T hold the sun still for twenty-four hours, or feed five thousand people?
c. give up and go play some cosmic golf

the obvious answer is B. why would God write something and mean something else, and furthermore if he did that, how could we finite humans understand him definitely?

ithumbyouup's avatar

@Seek_Kolinahr
hypothetical question for you: you come home to find your loved one dead. a dude comes along and says, “Don’t worry, i’m God!” then he heals the person. you
a. proclaim him as God and worship and follow him for the rest of your life
b. go “meh” and then proceed to ignore him.
in all honesty, you might do either of these, but at least you will undeniably know that that man is God. this is the problem with the internets, it is all words and no actions. in James, the bible says that faith without works is pointless. This is why I’m going to wait for some person to come into your life and do something miraculous for you instead of trying to “prove” it to you on the internet without any works.

Seek's avatar

@ithumbyouup

Correction: I would undeniably know that he claims to be god, and that he has some knowledge of basic life support that I am not privy to.

Since I am not even close to an expert on the workings of the human body, and I am at my own home where there was no way to know whether my loved one were in a state of complete brain death, to state anything further than the above would be an unfounded assumption.

Seek's avatar

Also, @ithumbyouup

in reference to your prior “You are god” hypothetical:

- You know everything
– You can do anything
– Anything you do is right.

These are all mutually exclusive.

If anything one does is right, one cannot make a mistake, thus they do not have the ability to “do anything”. If they have foreknowledge of the mistake, and do it anyway, it is intentional and not a mistake.

If God is all powerful, can he create a rock he cannot lift?

If God is omniscient, can he change his mind?

JenniferP's avatar

Some parts that people scoff at I take literally. I believe the Adam and Eve story happened. I believe that Satan made it appear that the snake talked, although the snake didn’t actually speak on its own. It didn’t have vocal cords but Satan spoke through it the way a ventiloquist would with a dummy.

I believe the flood and Noah’s ark were real. I believe a similar thing happened with the donkey that spoke to Balaam. The angel made it appear that the donkey talked.

There are some parts of the Bible that are symbolic like the visions that occurred to different people. Parts of Revelation and Daniel are symbolic also.

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@JenniferP Query: Where do you believe the flood waters came from? because it would take approximately three times the amount of water currently on Earth to cover all the visible landmass. And that’s ignoring the issues with atmospheric pressure

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@Seek_Kolinahr There was a water canopy in the sky and God burst it. You probably have lots of challenges that I can’t answer though and if I researched them I could get the answer. The problem is that I don’t have the time to research every thing thrown at me. I still owe @ETpro answer about something. I usually will research the first couple of challenges but I don’t go on with it too long.

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The “atmospheric pressure” link above discusses the absurdity of the “water canopy” theory. It’s only a 7 minute video. And there’s a cut-scene from a really great B-horror movie where a guy explodes. Double bonus.

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Like I said there are tons of challenges and tons of counter challenges. You say something, I could dig up an explanation. You could challenge that explanation and it would go on. Just like when I argue the Trinity or Hellfire with people.

I can say this much. Man is limited in his scientific understanding of things and also God can defy science. It is called a miracle. The creator of the universe can bypass the scientific method if he so chooses. He made things after all.

Seek's avatar

“It’s a miracle” isn’t good enough. There is quite plainly no way it is physically possible for there to have been 3X the earth’s volume of water hanging in the air. That much water would a) cause atmospheric pressure so high your blood would boil and your body explode, b) filter out all sunlight so the world would be a desolate wasteland, and c) presuming your body didn’t explode due to atmospheric pressure (it would), you’d literally drown due to the sheer volume of water particles in the air you’d have to breathe.

Presumably, the “creator of all things” would be aware of these limitations in his own creation. If he made everything, he wouldn’t have to bypass the scientific method. He could simply have written the rules to make the water on the outside of the solar system, or make the earth flat with the sky as a solid dome holding up an ocean, with the sun and moon as tiny lightbulbs in the sky. But he didn’t. We have a whole universe, with rules. Rules that don’t include floating oceans.

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Throwing people in a furnace would cause them to burn. But God saved Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego. He can alter things to achieve a means. I believe miracles can happen.

Someday, after Noah is resurrected to the earth I would like to ask him all of those questions.

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Noah was a bronze age vintner. I highly doubt he has any brilliant insight on physics.

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