It's Camp Jelly time! Who are you bunking with?

Is it coed? If yes, then I know who I’d like to bunk with.
With her agreement of course.

I’ll smuggle in some warm brie. You know how I like brie.

We can make brie s’mores by the campfire.Nomnomnom.

I’ll teach a cat wrangling workshop during the day, and a keg stand one in the evening.

I have experience as a waterfront director if that helps . . .

Alright, @Kayak8 is in charge of Lake Lurve. I hope your certification is up to date.

I’ll was an EMT for 7 years. I’ll do the life saving.
I’ll have to get renewed

Ok, @worriedguy is our Emergency Director! Read up on keg stand injury treatments…

Bunkmates would probs be @richardhenry, @free_fallin, @tragiclikebowie, @gggritso and @timtrueman.

I would make them bunk with me if I had to.

I can build the campfire, I LOVE warm brie ! ! !

I’m way too passive. I’ll just take an empty bunk and see who wants to join me. ^_^

Dammit, @Tropical_Willie just took my job. I’m a whiz at burnin’ stuff. Well, I’ll cook campfire dinner. Hobo packs and freshly percolated coffee for everyone. If someone wants to dig a hole for me we can put a pig in the ground!

The trick to building campfire is lotsa twigs and kindling with hardwood over that and more kindling on top of that. Let it burn for an hour or so, then enjoy.

I’m drilling a peak hole in the girls’ wall. Oh, and I want top bunk.

I will be a guide on a hike to the best vista where we will have a wine and exotic cheese picknick and have an open painting session to capture the view.

One huge canvas will be open and all campers can add to it

Don’t get the brie too hot. You want it warm and melty so your tongue can gently push it into the center and have it ooze onto your lips, so warm you can taste the…. Excuse me while I jump in the lake to cool off.

@Seek_Kolinahr Don’t worry I’ll make sure you are not alone.

I make an awesome campfire breakfast. Can I do breakfast?

[ Rustic French Toast, Red-Skinned Home Fries, Link Maple Sausages, Cheesy Eggs with Ham, Buttermilk Biscuits and Coffee ]

I’d have to bunk alone as I sleep mostly naked on top of the covers and nobody wants to see that.

@cprevite is Breakfast Czar!

@cprevite You had me at awesome breakfast.

@Dog Did someone say wine?!

Not the warm brie again.

My bunkmate left camp.

^ Hey Bubs – you can bunk with me anytime. Snaps her bra. And have an easy fast and Gmar Hatima Tova to everyone who understands this secret code.

Snapping a Bubby’s bra on Erev Yom Kippur – how low can you go?

Oh, sorry, I was dragging my sleeping bag and pillow up next to @worriedguy‘s , what did I miss? Will there be fishing?

There will be fishing, but I forgot to stock the pond. So…maybe boot fishing?

Oh, I can go lower.

Nothing beats reeling in a big, fat Doc Martin.

I don’t know who I am bunking with, but I nominate @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities to coordinate our hikes :)

I’m fairly useless when it comes to this type of thing… can I just lead ghost stories around the campfire? I can’t promise they’ll be scary, but I’ll make funny faces if nothing else.

I vote for @Seek_Kolinahr to be in charge of archery and for Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard to handle target shooting. I can handle the latrine-building responsibilities. And if anyone wants coffee in the morning, put that on my task list.

@Pied_Pfeffer Nice of you – but please – choose one or the other.

@zen_ I promise to thoroughly wash my hands between tasks.

Where’s Hawaii Jake? He makes a great Music Director! I’ll bartend, I pour a mean glass of whatever the hell you want.

I’ll help with the grub. I can do vegan, vegetarian or the usual. I’ll have a drink while I’m grilling Jill

I’d offer to bring some music but my AC/DC might be a little rough for some of the campers.

Forget that! AC/DC is great and all, but what we need is a fireside drum circle. Then we non-musicians can dance naked in the moonlight like a bunch of wild Celts. ^_^

<signing up for naked dancing around the fire>

This starting to sound like a happening party.

@TheOnlyNeffie That reserved spot next to mine is for your sleeping bag.

I said I would make sure @Seek_Kolinahr was not alone. I’m the match maker remember?

Sorry I’m late guys! I had to clean the car out to make room for the sleeping bags and the cooler full of milk for real hot chocolate.

I’ll be bunking with my momma, of course, and I think @Adirondackwannabe and @rangerr when she finally gets here.

Oh @JilltheTooth I also brought some top notch rum for the bar. Is there lemonade? I like my lemonade with a healthy dose of rum. ;)

Hi @KatawaGrey ; I brought the big tent, it’s set up in that clearing over there. Plastic cups from the bar, people, no glass in the lake when we go skinny dipping after the naked dancing. @worriedguy, please say you brought enough Brie, my daughter’s a serious Brie whore….

ouch

@JilltheTooth Sorry I didn’t hear you. I was busy zipping our sleeping bags together.for a little extra room. There are even a couple of LED candles here so we can see under the covers.

I’ve been warming this brie inside my shirt all day so it’s already at body temp. I suppose I could give you a small piece. I must confess we have plans for the rest. Big plans…

@Adirondackwannabe : “ouch” cuz you’re bunking with us???!!!??? What??

No. the “Brie whore”. More like yay for the bunking. :)

@worriedguy: Excuse me but are you planning on sleeping with my mother?

@Adirondackwannabe Wassamatter – you got something against short people?

I might want to take the fifth. This is getting to be a rough crew.

My, this is getting more and more interesting…..

@JilltheTooth Is the brie whore protecting or recruiting for you?

Protecting.

@KatawaGrey I know.:) I just couldn’t resist. That’s why my mouth gets me in trouble sometimes.

So I should protect her from you too? ;)

No, protect me from her.

Hey! Sitting right here! I can hear you both! It’s always a good idea to butter up the bartender!

I tip well if that helps, never less than a buck a drink. Once almost five bucks for a beer. My money was setting on the bar. I think there were $6 or $7 sitting there. When the bartender came back to collect for my beer I was standing a little away from the bar, so I just pointed at the money, intending she would take the price of the beer out of the stack. She smiled and took it all. My friends still laugh about that one.

She loved you for that!

Got great service the rest of the night. :) This is a great way to end the week! We should have another camp out soon.

I’m back. Sorry I missed the confusion. It made for some interesting discussion.
No @KatawaGrey You can relax. My sleeping bag zippers only mate with another person.

You still can have some cheese. Maybe you’re too young for brie.

I will host a CHAT cabin- all the chat rats will hang out and recreate the Fluther version of “The Hangover”
(Non chatters welcome so long as you have a great sense of humor and like random insanity.)

@Dog Eeeeeeexcellent

@worriedguy : For the record, I always knew your intentions toward me were of the most gentlemanly kind. My daughter is a bit overprotective. How’s that for a twist???

Please make checks payable to me.

I’ll be in the bushes, with a hockey mask and a machete, watching and spying…and breathing heavily.

I don’t know if anyone has signed up yet, but I got the s’mores.

I want to bunk with JeanPaulSartre. I know it’s shocking.

<—shocked.

@TheOnlyNeffie :)

@Simone_De_Beauvoir: I think you guys should come with us. Bring the kids!

Kids work in the kitchen. They are not to speak or look directly at us. I’m sorry, that’s the policy.

@SundayKittens: I dunno, her kids are pretty cute. Maybe they could be part of our evening’s entertainment. :)

I taught swimming and was a life guard! . . . .a um awhile back. . I could probably still save someone, uh I think. Well, I could teach swimming, anyway!!!!

@SundayKittens Aren’t you a teacher?

Milo here; I am the obvious candidate for Director; therefore I get the house.

Can’t find that stupid 2 man tent. I’ve looked everywhere. Guess I will have to bunk with who ever invites me. I will be hanging near @SuperMouse waiting on the s’mores.

@chyna : You can bunk with us, I brought the big tent…lotsa room!

@chyna You kinda belong in the chat cabin even if you do not chat… :)

Whoa… @Dog…new avi scary and authoritatve… in honor of Pirate speak day?

@JilltheTooth @Dog Great! I’ll mingle, chat and eat the whole week, arrgh, matey!

Yes- Speak like a pirate day is upon us! :D Arg!

Avast! The Dread Pirate MissAnthrope shall be collectin’ her mateys an’ gatherin’ in tha meadow behind yer scurvy encampment. Tis yonder that we shall make us a grand bonfire and make merry! Thar shall be much ale, rum, tobacco, devil weed, bards, music, and the finest wenches in all of camp! Yaarrrr!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Yes. If it’s good enough for my students, it’s good enough for our underage camp workers. But since we’re talking about your inevitably awesome kids, they can slide.

^^PS that’s a joke! I allow ten seconds of eye contact per student a day.^^

I’ll be the lonely kid that skips rocks near the lake. I guess I’ll have a little cabin thing to myself as well.

I come wearing plaid, flannel skivvies and am bringing some Canadian Club.

I’ll bunk whereva’ there isn’t a dude on top or underneath me.

@mama_cakes You and N can share my bunk; I’ve got some room now. Just no eating cookies after lights out.