[NSFW] What was the weirdest place and the most risky you ever had sex?
[NSFW] What is the strangest place you have gotten sex, and what was the most risky? This would include oral sex or other sex apart from intercourse.
I ran into a book from my late housemate while searching his stuff to see what might go to family if I found any and which will get tossed. The book had stories of men recanting the wild sexcapades they have had. I got to thinking way back when the stories I read in Penthouse. I figured it had to be made up, the women and the locations was too far fetched for people to have sex in. Then it happened to me and I seen then sometimes sex find you in the weirdest of places.
The most daring place I ever had sex was getting a blow job in a near deserted theater, but there were people sitting in the row before but several seats off to the side.
The strangest place I had sex was this natural hole in the ground that looked to be made by the root ball of a dead and fallen tree while out hiking.
Top that? I am throwing down the gauntlet, I dare you. ;-)
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I’m quite conservative in where I have sex, I mostly have sex in bed. The only exception are I had sex in a shower and got a blowjob/handjob in someone’s car.
Geez…. I’m almost tempted to really answer this question.
I lost my virginity in my dress greens on the front porch of the base commanders house at Fort Benjamin Harrison in Indianapolis Indiana.
Gauntlet thrown back at you, that was just my first time…..;p
Speeding down the expressway with us both driving. sunroofs are great XD
In a lifeboat en route to Copenhagen Denmark, aboard DFDS ferry Sir Winston Churchill. Very risky, although the waves rocking the ship did aid with the rhythm XD
On a motorcycle and I was not driving! That was the riskiest by far but I have a soft spot for that red eye flight to Puerto Rico!
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Top of Mount Baldy in California, in my husband’s boss’s truck. Teehee.
I’m going to mention this because I thought it was really romantic. We were on our honeymoon in Scotland and came across the ruins of a castle.. it was beautiful. There wasn’t anything sign posted, it was pretty secluded, and we walked over a fence to get to it, so it was probably private property. So… yeah,,, the ruins of a castle in Scotland. smile
@cazzie WOW, I am so jealous of you right now!
On the back of a horse.
and no, not with the horse silly
Note to self: Remember to tie the horse down next time.
@thekoukoureport That was pretty bold. What time of day? Who took it the BC’s wife or daughter? Upping the anti hee hee hee
@noelleptc Did the guy use a driver or was he more of a putter guy? Did he score a one in the hole (all puns intended)?
@WillWorkForChocolate That is no longer a secret, bet the boss will be checking the ash trays closer now for something rubbery LOL LOL
@cazzie Was your husband Knighted all night?
@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Remember to tie the horse down next time. The trotting motion of the horse is suppose to add to the experience.
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Not when I’m the one facing backwards!
@noelleptc I bet that 9 iron (9 inches too maybe?) drove hard to the ball.
Har har har.
@RealEyesRealizeRealLies Put her in front and bent forward holding the horse’s neck.
put her away wet… so to speak?
@Hypocrisy_Central Oh… I get why you asked this question. So you could pass stupid innuendo about it. Those are the worst ones I’ve heard. (reminds self to stop sharing personal stuff on this board)
@cazzie Sorry if you felt slighted by a little good-natured humor, not the intent. There were less eloguent ways to put it that I solely avoided, all I could think of was glad the owner did not come around or his/her agents.
It was a park right next to my former Jr. High School at night on the weekend though
About 3 weeks ago i went down to one of the local VFW bars where i live to see an old friend. There was a backroom where they have board meetings and stuff and it is right by the bathrooms. Well needless to say I had to go to te batroom at the same time she did and we ended up in the back of that building having sex like crazy. It was definately the riskiest place I have had sex but not the only risky place….
I got it in a stairwell at a hotel once. That was pretty awesome. :)
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