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Which Jelly Would You Want for President?

Asked by SavoirFaire (24976points) January 7th, 2011

Now that we’ve selected the Cabinet, which jelly would you elect to lead us? And what would be the name of his or her (fictional) party?

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DeanV's avatar

AstroChuck. All the way.

iamthemob's avatar

Probably whoever talks the least, and listens the most.

Considering that I don’t really see that person on the threads…I can’t say! ;-)

Fred931's avatar

Of course you all want me to be… president! Haha, see? That rhymed a little! Ha! ha…

Eggie's avatar

Simone_de_Buevour all the way!!!

Axemusica's avatar

Chucky for prez! Well when he grows up anyway

Austinlad's avatar

Anybody except Sarah Palin.

iamthemob's avatar


Is she HERE!?!?

Don’t scare me if it’s not true.

Austinlad's avatar

Damned woman is everywhere, @iamthemob.

iamthemob's avatar

She’s right behind me…isn’t she…

marinelife's avatar


ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Fiddle bastard.

FutureMemory's avatar


DrasticDreamer's avatar

Me. If the only person I have to worry about is myself. :P

Joker94's avatar

AstroChuck or Fiddle_Playing_Creole-Bastard. But I’d prefer Chucky, with Bastard as his running mate :D

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

@marinelife beat to the punch. Gailcalled would be a great president.

iamthemob's avatar

You know…if I actually had my way…we’d have at least three executives. Three very different people.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

@iamthemob so… which three?

ChocolateReigns's avatar

Hypocrisy Central.

bkcunningham's avatar

I think Qingu might have the potential to be a good president. He’s headstrong, yet adaptable. But God only knows what kind of leader he’d actually evolve into.

incendiary_dan's avatar

I wouldn’t wish that upon the ones I like, and I damn well wouldn’t want the ones I don’t like to have the power.

TexasDude's avatar

@TheOnlyNeffie and @Joker94,

One of my life goals is to at least run for president.

I’m serious.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I could see it.

AmWiser's avatar

Hey, hey! hey!
Who better for president
Than good ol’ Dr. J

Joker94's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard I’d vote for you, man! I’ve admired your work from a distance, and not in the creepy way.

iamthemob's avatar

You know, there are several who throw down on either sides of an issue that I would probably go for – but only a couple people I would put as a middle sort of fair tie-breaker person from what I’ve seen – Jeruba and MissAusten.

One of whoever will get my vote by ensuring my appointment to the Fluther Federal Judiciary.

gailcalled's avatar

Milo here: As you all know, William Tecumseh Sherman said, “If nominated, I will not run; if elected, I will not serve.”

bob_'s avatar

@incendiary_dan So you’d elect someone you’re neutral about?

Mikewlf337's avatar

Me. As president of the world. I will reinstate gladiatorial combat. I will lift all smoking bans. I will legalize moonshine and marijuana.

Axemusica's avatar

can I change my choice to @Mikewlf337?

Berserker's avatar

Captain Spaulding.

And no, I don’t give a fuck that he isn’t actually a Jelly, or, that, in fact, he’s not actually real.

Got your Spaulding for President shirt yet?

Joker94's avatar

If the Chuck/Bastard ticket weren’t an option, I just remembered that Symbeline would be a pretty good option…

Berserker's avatar

Ya wouldn’t be fuckin’ wit’ meh now, would you? See the last guy that fucked wit’ me ain’t havin’ a howdydoodee day right boot noo…Thanks for your vote, mate!

Judi's avatar

Haven’t seen him in a while, but JohnPetree is awesome.

Joker94's avatar

@Symbeline I am not fuckin’ wit’ yeh! You’re the bomb-diggity, home-slice!

Berserker's avatar

@Joker94 Then you be runnin’ mah campaign broski, fried chicken and free murder for all!

Joker94's avatar

@Symbeline Sign meh up! This is sounding better every minute!

Berserker's avatar

@Joker94 Well that shit’s straight up the hood yah. We gone win this man. We gone win.

ratboy's avatar

Janets knows how to keep a cool head.

TexasDude's avatar

@Joker94, thank you sir.

My party is called the “I hope you have the balls to live in a truly free society” party. My platform:

Legalize pretty much everything. Pot, moonshine, dueling, prostitution, gay marriage, polygamy, machine guns, abortion, wacky-taffy flavored cigarettes with baby giraffes on the pack, etc. Just be prepared to get fucked royally by the law if you hurt anyone who doesn’t consent to your moonshine-fueled bigamist homosexual firing range trips or whatever it is that floats your boat. Other than that caveat, do what thou wilt however thou pleaseth.

DrasticDreamer's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard You’re completely insane. It’s pretty awesome. :)

TexasDude's avatar

@DrasticDreamer, you have no idea, dollface. And thanks! :D

DrasticDreamer's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard It’s selfish to keep insanity to yourself.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

I knew I made the right choice.

Eggie's avatar

My second vote would be @blueroses

Axemusica's avatar

These candidates just keeping better and and better.

It’s a conspiracy I tell ya. Conspiracy!

jazmina88's avatar

bob…we would always have sandwiches
and import zen…...i bet there would be boobs

But fiddle bastard and mikewi would be a great ticket.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

He’s the stuff of legend now but @TheCompassionateHeretic.

incendiary_dan's avatar

@bob_ Let’s put it this way: last presidential election I voted for Jack Lalanne because I saw a juicer commercial just before leaving the house. Upon consideration, I decided Ron Popeil was a great running mate for him. The two of them are obviously corporate shills trying to sell you something, unlike the people actually on the ballot who try to hide the fact (and poorly), and I figured their healthplan proposals would be pretty good: rotisserie chicken and fresh juice for everyone (and Popeil might just foster individual self-sufficiency by giving away pocket fishermen using taxpayer money)!

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forestGeek's avatar

President Astrochuck and Vice President augustlan.

JLeslie's avatar

Difficult choice. I’ll say DalePetrie.

dalepetrie's avatar

If nominated I won’t run, if elected, look out.

Judi's avatar

Aw Dale, we need you!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Dammit, I’m late on this one too. I vote for a ticket with Captain Harley and Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard. But they have to use the idea above and legalize marijuana and moonshine.

TexasDude's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate, my platform is to pretty much legalize everything, so yeah, that includes moonshine and marijuana.

OpryLeigh's avatar

JillTheTooth or Janbb

janbb's avatar

“I will not run, but if chosen, I will serve.”

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