How would you summarize classic or famous movies in just six words?

Batman defeats Joker, Harvey falls down. – The Dark Knight

Robots invade earth, megatron defeated temporarily ~Transformers 1 or 2 depending on how you look at it

“I’m the Ubermensch.” “Whoah, I’m Jesus.” — Matrix: Revolutions

Megan Fox running in slow motion. – Transformers 1 and 2.

We know, the book was better – All movies based on books

In my opinion it seems a little rude to post this question immediately after @papayalily posted hers. Shouldn’t we let people have fun with hers first before introducing an almost identical one? Wait till tomorrow to ask this one?

Singing children with lots of romance. The Sound of Music

@sliceswiththings Rude to whom? Me? I’m fine with it – @erichw1504 asked, I said yay!

@papayalily Oh okay! Excellent collaboration, then, Jellies.

Poor boy scores a Chocolate Factory. —Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

YES YES YES YES YES YES -When Harry met Sally

@sliceswiththings Yeah, that’s why I asked.

Dream within a dream, confusion ensues… – Inception

Groundhog day, Groundhog day, Groundhog day…—Groundhog Day.

@erichw1504 That is a wicked movie.

killer wife’s his for looking Man – Memento

Paris Hilton and friends overnight stay : Hotel for Dogs

Naive guy lives through incredible life – Forrest Gump

An actress’ fantasy, silencio, blue box – Mulholland Drive

Looks like they’re under starters orders : Sex & the City

The kid can see dead people. – Sixth sense.

Scientologist vampire interviewed by handsome journalist- Interview with a Vampire.

@erichw1504 Bad, unnecessary remake of “Being There”. — Forrest Gump

@ucme Huh? What’s a starter, and what are his orders?

Cowboys get it in the end – Brokeback Mountain.

@papayalily Duh, that’ll be horse racing terminology I believe.

“Put your [bleep] mouth on the curb.” – American History X

@ucme Ooooo…

Search for Grail equals epic laughs. -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Wallace fights, screams freedom, then dies. -Braveheart

Threesome between Christine, Raoul and Phantom. -Phantom of the Opera

Offers you can’t refuse, then bloodbath. -The Godfather

Mel Gibson nails Jesus to cross. -Passion of the Christ

Boobies, boobies, boobies, Jennifer Anniston, boobies. – Just Go With It

Radioactive spider, cool powers, cute redhead. (Spider-Man)
Harry hallucinates, new Goblin, redhead recapitulates. (Spider-Man 2)
Hated by community, emo Spider-Man dances. (Spider-Man 3)

Sweet little virginal princess beds shortarses : Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs

McDonalds makes people fat and sick. Supersize Me

The meat is full of poop. Fast Food Nation

Profit is better than people’s health. Food Inc.

“We’re gunna need a bigger boat.” – Jaws

Fresh Prince annoys extraterrestrials into submission- Independence Day, Men in Black, and MIB2.

Uh well…uhmm…hmm….nope sorry. – Donnie Darko

@ilana I’ve got it:

“Do you believe in time travel?” – Donnie Darko

Bourne kills guy with a book – The Bourne Ultimatum

There’s a tiger in the bathroom – The Hangover

The same girl always held hostage- Every spiderman movie.
Aliens visit earth, humans are assholes- District 9
Batman kills Twoface, Joker technically won- The Dark Knight
Living in pineapple under the sea- Spongebob Squarepants movie

White, Orange, Pink, Blue, Brown, Bang. Reservoir Dogs

Aged comedians vacation, hilarity doesn’t ensue. – Grownups

You have an oral clitoris – Deep Throat

Superficially; I wouldn’t even try.

Citizen Kane: It was his sled all along!
300: Historically innacurate, but still totally great.

Teen chases villain, drags drunk along – True Grit

Bigots, shy neighbor, ethical attorney – To Kill A Mockingbrid

southern belle wreaks post war havoc – Gone With the Wind

Monkeys learn, crazy computer, man evolves. – 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Eventually, Hitler is completely screwed. – Downfall
Evil child makes bid for presidency. – The Omen
Humans help blue aliens fight miners. – Avatar
Most penguins sing, but one dances. – Happy Feet
Private eye fakes photos, causes chaos. – Blood Simple
Lunatic doctor helps catch other lunatic. – Silence of the Lambs
Bad shit happens, but humans survive. – 2012
Cold shit happen, but humans survive. – The Day After Tomorrow
Aiien shit happens, but humans survive. – Independence Day
Meteor shit happens, but humans survive. – Deep Impact
Really bad shit happens, Earth destroyed. – Knowing
It’s simply the worst film ever! – Land of the Lost

Okay, I sort of missed the spirit of the thing earlier, so here’s how I’ll attempt to make it up.

I’ll do 3 words on the book, 3 words on the movie, and two of the words will be “book” and “movie”, so I’m actually going to use 4 words to describe two different media and you’ll probably know what book / movie it is when I’m done.

Book: fish wins. Movie: Hollywood ending.

Now, who knows the book and movie?

Monkey meets love and city ground- King Kong
Lost best friend, crazy shit happens- The Hangover
Pocahontas rip off, blue people win- Avatar
Boy finds sneakers, jumps really high- Like Mike
Looney Tunes, Michael Jordan, Athletic Aliens- Space Jam
Alien races fight eachother in pyramid- AVP
Guy framed, race in jail, escapes- Death Race

Stuttering prince becomes inspirational through therapy. The Kings Speech

Socially inept nerd creates social website. The Social Network

Ballerina goes crazy embodying Swan Lake. The Black Swan

Tough Marshall avenges waif’s fathers murder True Grit

Lots of snakes on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane.

Body in car, kill everyone involved – The transporter

Random girl, remote island, kill everyone – The expendables

I’m surprised to be the first on this thread to point here: fwfr. Makes a word limit of six look expansive!

Class restrictions and dating customs ridiculed – Pride and Prejudice
Guess whose dream it really is – Inception
Woman knits instead of getting laid – Like Water for Chocolate
Bees kill friend of mortuary dweller – My Girl

A more accurate summary of The Social Network: Two boring hours of douchey nerds.

“Ooooooh no, nooo! Not the bees!!!” – Wicker Man

Disturbed travelers seek mysterious con man
The Wizard of Oz

Mentally disturbed billionaire battles ninja warriors.
Batman Begins

Father, son don fat suits, Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son.

Same shit, different film: Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son

Guy cuts off his own arm: 127 Hours.

Star crossed lovers both die stupidly – Romeo and Juliet

May the Schwartz be with you- Spaceballs

If not for you meddling kids- every Scooby movie ever made

Robber likes girl he held hostage: The Town

Gotta shoot ‘em in the head. — Night of the Living Dead (and most other classic zombie films)

Girl improves speech and snags professor My Fair Lady

Best Plan of Action, enter Winchester – Shaun of the Dead

Psychics defeat psycho (with mom’s help) — The Shining

I am Jack’s nihilistic alter ego. — Fight Club

Gone With The Wind truly outstanding.

Secret Agent Man Does Las Vegas – Diamonds Are Forever

Collecting White Man’s Metal – Dead Man

Resourceful knuckeheads, videotape(!), Swanky Modes – Tapeheads

Underground boxing clubs become urban terrorists.