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What is your best pickup line?

Asked by ziegler (132points) April 5th, 2011

I’ve read quite a few lists of pickup lines that are pretty funny. I’ve actually made one up, but have never tried it. My favorite that I’ve read is: I’m not feeling myself tonight…can I feel you?
The one I made up goes something like do you know a girl named Ashley? (no) Do you want to?
PLEASE tell me your best. And what has happened when you’ve tried them on someone or ones that people have tried on you and what your reaction was.

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KateTheGreat's avatar

If I was an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. ;) Gotta add the creepy wink in there. You won’t get the desired effect if you don’t!

ziegler's avatar

@12Oaks please. enlighten me. What is tosu?
@KatetheGreat woww. I honestly have to say I don’t get that one at all.
@noelleptc haha yeah I like that one. Heard it before.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@ziegler Hahahahaha, it’s a very old one. Science nerds should get it :D

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ziegler's avatar

Um…ok…another one I like is if I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put u and i together haha

shego's avatar

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry, for fear of losing you.

aprilsimnel's avatar

Hi. I thought I’d bring the girls over to meet you.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Wanna get nekked?

wundayatta's avatar

Am I wrong or are most of these pickup lines female pickup lines? What a novel concept.

atomicmonkey's avatar

I once witnessed a traveling companion try this one:
“Do you have any Australian in you?”
“No.”
“Would you like some?”
o_O
It may surprise you to learn that he was not successful.

ucme's avatar

My name is Buck & i’m here to fuck! No that’s not right at all, that’s what I say to the wife prior to nookie time…...romantic sonbitch ain’t I? Actually I never bothered with pick up lines, relied solely upon my devestating charm, served me just fine.

LULU99's avatar

Do your feet hurt? because baby you been runnin’ through my mind all day. lol

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