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What's the point of _____ if _____?

Asked by erichw1504 (26398points) April 28th, 2011

Fill in the blanks. DO IT NOOAAWW! (my best Arnold impression)

Example: What’s the point of me asking this question if all I’m going to get out of it is a bunch of responses?

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SundayKittens's avatar

Doing the robot if no one claps?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of making myself pancakes if all the other jellies eat them?

yankeetooter's avatar

loving someone if they don’t love you back?

ragingloli's avatar

What’s the point of studying the human species if they will soon be destroyed anyway?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

What’s the point of kicking your @ss if you don’t scream like a little girl?? XD

blueiiznh's avatar

Whats the point of so much hype about a royal wedding if it is really meaningless.

yankeetooter's avatar

going to work everyday if all my money goes to paying bills?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of making points if your points don’t matter?

yankeetooter's avatar

What’s the point of doing laundry if it just gets dirty again?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of taking showers if you just get dirty again?

sakura's avatar

Whats the point in going for a jog if you have a macdonalds afterwards..ooops!!

sakura's avatar

Whats’s the point in getting totally p***ed if all you get is a hangover in the morning?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in sitting in the sun all day then complaining because you have sunburn?

ragingloli's avatar

What’s the fucking point of busting my balls selling your dirt to deadbeats if you can’t even keep the contracts safe?

nailpolishfanatic's avatar

what’s the point of going to school when i can learn from my parents?

————————downloading movies to your computer when you can watch them online?
————————tanning in the summer when you can learn to love your own skin?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in rammingyour suitcase full of clothes to take on your holiday when you know darn well you will end up wearing your favourite swim wear and shorts all the time…either that or have to wash it all.when you get home!

Facade's avatar

@nailpolishfanatic No buffering for one…

What’s the point of not being high if I’m awake?~

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in building more industrial units on a site when empty ones have been sitting there for over a year?

AmWiser's avatar

What’s the point in going to the Moon if it doesn’t have oxygen to sustain human life.

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in moving to a leafy housing estate with beautiful protected trees in your back garden if you are then going to apply to the council to ask if you can chop them down?

erichw1504's avatar

What the point of eating a sandwich if it has no bacon?

Cruiser's avatar

What’s the point of playing miniature golf @lucillelucillelucille if you are going to 8 putt every hole?

Facade's avatar

What’s the point of cutting down trees if you’re going to complain about the animals coming into residential areas?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in living if you aren’t prepared to live it?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in a great answer button if it doesn’t respond when you press it?

nailpolishfanatic's avatar

@Facade ah yes that makes sense but still… there are more chances that you will get viruses.

AmWiser's avatar

What’s the point of Reality Shows if they are scripted?

blueiiznh's avatar

Whats the point of an orgasm if you are alone? :D

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of @queenie if all she does is come in here and stink the place up?

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

What’s the point in golfing with @Cruiser if he can’t hit the green in less than 45 shots?With the help of a cannon ;)

sakura's avatar

What’s the point of a question if no one listens to the answer?

nailpolishfanatic's avatar

@AmWiser thats a good one! :D
But still I do not understand that either. You know some reality shows trick me into thinking that they are real. For the fun of it I just believe everything…

Facade's avatar

What’s the point of spending thousands of dollars on engagement rings, dresses, flowers, venues, etc. if you’re just going to being your marriage in debt?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of watching a movie if the director was Uwe Boll?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point of a destination if there is no journey to get there?

Facade's avatar

What’s the point of exercising if you sit all day?

sakura's avatar

What’e the point of having a convertible if you aren’t going to put the roof down when it is sunny?

Facade's avatar

What’s the point of being a vegetarian if you still eat processed foods?

yankeetooter's avatar

What’s the point of wiping the condensation from my soda off my desk, if it just keeps sweating?

AmWiser's avatar

What’s the point of washing your car if you’re going to drive it on streets that are dirty?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of having a nekked pancake party if @sakura‘s just going to puke in somebody’s shoes?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of making out if your partner just ate a clove of garlic and drank a glass of milk?

yankeetooter's avatar

What’s the point of having leftovers, if they’re just going to go moldy in the back of your refrigerator?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of posting this response if no one is going to give it any lurve?

AmWiser's avatar

What’s the point of giving lurve if you’re maxed out on everyone?
But that’s not stopping me..no sirree!

blueiiznh's avatar

What’s to point of a president if he waits 2 years to provide a birth certificate?

Facade's avatar

@blueiiznh You forgot the tilde

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of figuring out where Donald Trump’s hair came from if it’s not of this world?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in having a party if someone doesn’t throw up.somewhere they shouldn’t providing the comic highlight of the evening for the rest of the guests, who think the owner of the said shoes is showing off a bit too much that they paid over 100 quid for them!!
and don’t think I won’t!!!

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of buying shoes worth 100 quid if they’re just going to get puked on?

janbb's avatar

What’s the point of being a toupee if you have to sit on Donald Trump’s head?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point of having hundreds of channels if there is nothing decent on them to watch?

ucme's avatar

Of a map if you can’t read one
Of a pencil if I sharpen both ends

sakura's avatar

Hehe I guess there isn’t!!

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in throwing a party if the guests have to take their shoes off…won’t they get pukked in or something?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of Jersey Shore… that is all.

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of throwing a nekked pancake part if the guests don’t take off their shoes?

sakura's avatar

Oops just realised I puked ON them not in them!

Get your guests to turn up nekked!!! That would be lots more fun…inventive ways of getting to a nekked party…well…nekked!!

the100thmonkey's avatar

What’s the point of ducks? If you can tell me, I’ll be enlightened.

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of tornadoes if all they do is take you to the Yellow Brick Road?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of monkeys? If you can tell me, I’ll be entertained.

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in going to the cinema if all you are going to do is talk through it…u Or worse still snoring!!!

the100thmonkey's avatar

@erichw1504: dude, what’s the point of life if you can’t see the point of monkeys?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in sandals if all you are going to do is wear socks with them?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point of dieting if you end up feeling hungry all the time?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of the General section if all I have to say is something sarcastic?

ucme's avatar

Of nipples on a guy if there ain’t no milk glands baby XD

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of foreplay…....

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in using other q and a sites when there is Fluther at your finger tips?

sakura's avatar

@erichw1504 ooo.contreeeeversial!!

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of working if you have access to Fluther all day?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

What’s the point of getting married if you’re going to be unfaithful?

ucme's avatar

Of porn if your name is Stevie Wonder

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of women if they aren’t in the kitchen?

ucme's avatar

Of a treadmill if you happen to be Stephen Hawking
Of an erection if you’re in the prison showers

SABOTEUR's avatar

What’s the point of the FDA attempting to ban electronic cigarettes because they pose a potential health risk, if they allow cigarettes which are a proven health risk?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

What’s the point of eating your meat if you can’t have any pudding?

ucme's avatar

Of dancing if (like me) you look the same as a demented, constipated, bow legged, cross eyed baboon.

Facade's avatar

What’s the point of the FDA if they label things such as high fructose corn syrup “safe”?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of getting drunk if you wake up the next morning with a tiger in the bathroom?

the100thmonkey's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate: if you don’t eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?

blueiiznh's avatar

What’s the point of the Social Section if your answer still gets moderated?

ucme's avatar

Of the royal wedding if the taliban don’t show up….ooh, slightly controversial!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

@the100thmonkey How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of the entrée if all I want is the dessert?

Scooby's avatar

What’s the point in moaning about the royals, if they care! :-/

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of sex if all that comes out of it is a stupid little baby?

AmWiser's avatar

What’s the point of paying attention if you don’t know how much it cost?

the100thmonkey's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate: E, F#, G, #F-. E, F#, G, #F-.

:D

ucme's avatar

Of women having legs….... if you’ve seen the mess snails leave behind, then you’d know the reason why.

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of having a girlfriend if you have a blow up doll?

Scooby's avatar

What’s the point in cooking & cleaning if there’s a woman to do it for you :-/ Lol……..

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of living if you have no penis.

Link is safe for work.

ucme's avatar

Of standing still when confronted by a bear if every sinew in your body is yelling, Run like a bastard you cowardly tw@!!!

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of letting her out of jail if shell will just run?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point of all these fab discussions being out there if no one links to them? Thanks to 2 links the one above and one within that link I have found 2 VERY amusing threads!!!

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of wearing contact if they keep bothering me?!!!!!!!we lqorkl; f4$#$%^

blueiiznh's avatar

What’s the point of pissing in a pot if you haven’t got a pot to piss in?

Coloma's avatar

Whats the point of trying to being honest with a deaf person? You can tell where my heads at today, lol

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of making love if it only lasts 2 minutes and 23 seconds?

blueiiznh's avatar

What’s the point of calling it “making love” if you count it’s duration in seconds?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of answering questions if all @blueiiznh does is tear them down?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point of dusting on a sunny day when after two seconds it looks just as dusty as it did before?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of going to the theaters if they charge $40 for a ticket and $28.50 for a small popcorn?

Coloma's avatar

What’s the point of dusting when we are all ultimately dust anyway. lol

ucme's avatar

Of an enormous arse crack if you can’t park your bicycle betwixed those velvet cheeks XD

flutherother's avatar

What’s the point in getting up in the morning if you just go back to bed again at night?

blueiiznh's avatar

Whats the point of spending hunderds of thousands for a college degree if there are no jobs to get once you are done?

rock4ever's avatar

Being rude if it just makes you hated?

MilkyWay's avatar

What’s the point of loving you when all you do is annoy me?

blueiiznh's avatar

Whats the point of having so much money if you are not happy.

JustJessica's avatar

I can’t believe no one has said this yet….

What’s the point in making my bed if It’s just going to get messed up again at night!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

What’s the point of giving a blowjob if you don’t swallow? :P

AmWiser's avatar

What’s the point of a chat room if no one is chatting?

blueiiznh's avatar

@WillWorkForChocolate You took the words right out of my mouth so to speak.

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of breakfast if there is no bacon?

JustJessica's avatar

@erichw1504 Bring on the BACON

blueiiznh's avatar

What’s the point of bacon if my mouth is not there.

SABOTEUR's avatar

What’s the point of my mouth being there if you won’t let me eat?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of nekked pancake parties if bacon isn’t there?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point of a bbq if there is no meat?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point having a mobile if you never switch it on?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in nekked pancake parties with bacon if there is no mayonaise & peas too?

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

What’s the point of ordering a special op kill on a known terrorist if you don’t put the public’s mind at ease with a photo of proof?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of buying the Harry Potter: Years 1 through 7 part 1 DVD combo pack if Year 7 part 2 comes out later this year and you’ll just eventually be able to buy a combo pack of ALL the movies?

sakura's avatar

What’s the point in people giving me ga’s if they don’t register?

MilkyWay's avatar

What’s the point of wearing cheap cologne if it scares everyone away from you?

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of @queenie if she smells like a dead raccoon stuffed with cottage cheese?

blueiiznh's avatar

What’s the point of a bear shitting in the woods if nobody hears it!

erichw1504's avatar

What’s the point of getting to your doctors appointment on time if you’re going to have to wait an hour anyway?

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