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lucillelucillelucille's avatar

What do you want me to cook for you tonight?

Asked by lucillelucillelucille (34292points) May 1st, 2011

I really hate to cook and I am not good at it,but I’ll do you a favor!
What will you have?

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Berserker's avatar

Eh don’t worry about it, my own cooking is monstrous, but as long as it feeds me. Go ahead with some nice, juicy steak. I don’t mind if it’s still twitching a bit upon serving. The cow’s out back, the hammer’s in the shed.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@JLeslie- Pizza topped with Raisinettes it is!
@Symbeline -I have a steak-shaped cookie cutter and I will take it out of her ass!

Vunessuh's avatar

I’ll take some pho.

Berserker's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Good nuff for me. Hmmm, cow ass.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Human liver and fava beans….with a nice chianti.

Berserker's avatar

@KatetheGreat lmao ’‘changes username to yournextmeal’’

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@KatetheGreat -Fava beans blow! Have some Skittles with a glass of Bud.
Yes,Bud in a glass ;)
@JLeslie- Nope! Right on top! Kinda like a dream starring Howie Long.

ragingloli's avatar

the books.

KateTheGreat's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Ohh! Ohh! Can I drink it with a straw?

Berserker's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Damn woman, you got some class. Bud in a glass…XD

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ragingloli -No book-cookin’ here as I don’t like bread and water,but I will make you gin and tonic.;)

KateTheGreat's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille Adopt me? Nobody ever cooks for me anymore!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Symbeline—I am out of control—;)
@KatetheGreat No straw,just IV

Bellatrix's avatar

I fancy some really yummy chocolate mud cake… with raspberries on top….

KateTheGreat's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille I’ll take the Bud in one arm and morphine in the other.

Bellatrix's avatar

I’ll bring some champagne and we can all share

josie's avatar

Something quick and easy. Then let’s drink a decent bottle of wine.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Bellatrix -Sounds nice…..how many bottles? The cake sounds great!Did I cook that? XD
@josie -Ham sandwich it is!

Vunessuh's avatar

@josie Only if you take your pants sunglasses off first.

Bellatrix's avatar

You did… I am thinking a lot of bottles and not the cheap shit either.

naivete's avatar

Fish Tacos! Please and thank you :)

dxs's avatar

Something French or Asian

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Bellatrix-If I cooked it,we will need a lot of booze!
@naivete -Nope! Fish sticks coming right up! :)
@dxs How about Southern? KFC for you!

Berserker's avatar

KFC; kan’t fuckin’ cook lol.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Symbeline -Kant fuckin’ type either! See how I ammended my boo-boo? XD

Bellatrix's avatar

As long as it sort of has a chocolatey taste, we can stick ice cream all over it and swill it down with champers… who cares how well it is cooked!

Berserker's avatar

Ah fuck this shit. ’‘attacks everyone in here, CANNIBAL STYLE’’

:D

KateTheGreat's avatar

@Symbeline Eat meeeeeeeee! :)

Bellatrix's avatar

ow, that was my hand..@symbeline… no biting the guests.

ucme's avatar

I’m too late :¬( Tell you what though, you can cook me breakfast anytime. Just make sure there’s a chisel at hand, just in case :¬)

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@ucme -You’re just in time for oatmeal! I’ll send you over a chunk. :)

ucme's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille It’s approaching lunch time here, but i’ll save that little nugget for later. Sounds delish ;¬}

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

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dxs's avatar

@lucillelucillelucille southern…whatever. Just not too deepfried. Yuck!

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