It must be my beauty that_______?

cracked the mirror in half!

I see in those old photos. I had a dawg named Beauty, she sadly passed away some years ago.

Needs to be double-bagged in bed.:)

…brings out the beast in the bees in the back yard. Or maybe it is just the bug repellent.

…turns the boys to stone.

…gets me all the pussy.

I have five cats.

…is completely nonexistent. =D

tires me out so much I must simply nap right now.

that I get so much attention.

…stopped the world.

keeps the neighbors entertained.

…is only on the inside.

That she fell for my charms! And her, and her, and her…..

swam the English Channel.

indicates my many blood baths.

brings the boys to the yard.

(I lied)

@Jude Well, you at least brought me to the yard with that avatar.

. . . you are obsessed with.

Is so extraordinary it covers up the few tiny flaws I have.

is why I’m Awesome

Killed the beast in me…...grrrrrr!!

You have stolen.

brings all the Milfs to the yard.

is like the desert… drying up and appreciated by few.

makes me so intimidating

gives every guy a tent in his pants !

@Blueroses I appreciate your beauty, even though I’ve never seen your body. You’re just a beautiful person all around. =0)

scares them away.

that makes the dark clouds roll in.

that attracts all those howling tom cats at night.

that shows in rugby!

that makes men turn their faces away. They don’t want to be turned to stone. Or maybe it’s the snakes on my head.

…makes zombies chase me all goddamn day.

@Sunny2 excellent Medusa reference !!!

…has faded away over the years.

@augustlan <cough cough> BULLCRAP!

Yeah. She has knee high boots and a whip. Ain’t no hot gone in that. ^^

Haha. You guys are sweet. Sweet, sweet liars!

Okay so I imagined the whip and boots, but you be on my FB, and you got that pretty smile and hair. :)

@augustlan On behalf of @Symbeline and all other jellies who think you are just beautiful in so, so, so many ways…Link

^^ .

made everyone hate me.

….Came next because my mind deffinately went first.