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A genuine, real deal movie monster/villain knocks on your door this Halloween, which would give you the biggest fright & do they get a trick or a treat?

Asked by ucme (50031points) October 28th, 2011

For the sake of pretence, let’s say a bonafide “beastie” from the big screen comes calling. Who’s your worst nightmare & what “fate” lies in store for them.

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Hibernate's avatar

All the treats I can spare. And not because he made me sh*t my pants.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

If a real monster was stupid enough to knock on my door, I’d flash him to divert his attention, then behead him with my famous shovel.

Ayesha's avatar

Michael, from ‘Halloween’. He doesn’t get shit.

ucme's avatar

@Ayesha That’s what i’m talkin bout & yeah, give him bugger all.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Any werewolf. I’m all out of silver bullets, ya see.

King_Pariah's avatar

Teletubbies? Carebears? Barney?! Shit, well there goes the planet…

zenvelo's avatar

Scariest movie thing out there? Lindsay Lohan. She’d get treats.

filmfann's avatar

The Lone Ranger would be the ideal Werewolf hunter. Silver bullets.

The scariest would be Zombies, and I don’t have any brains in my candy bowl.

woodcutter's avatar

If the monster from “alien” popped in I would be really upset…fuck candy.

Seek's avatar

Gozdilla. He breaks stuff.

And he can have whatever he wants. Not that I could stop him.

MRSHINYSHOES's avatar

Norman Bates from “Psycho”. He gets candy corn, the kind he loved to munch on in the movie. But that’s all. As for room and board, I’d tell him to go rent a hotel room in the next city!

Berserker's avatar

Yeah, what @Seek_Kolinahr says. Godzilla. What the fuck am I gonna do against him? Whether he wants treats, my head or just wants to break the whole hood, my answer doesn’t mean anything. Godzilla will have what he wants, one way or another. And one way or another means either busting down stuff with his tail or breathing atomic breath on everything.

Also, Michael Myers.

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