What do you think Santa Claus eats all year long to keep his weight?

Elves and snowcones.

Nowt, he’s just bloated on his overblown ego.
Either that or he feasts on the tortured souls of non believers.

Snowcrab.

Salads. He just sits around eating salads while Mrs Claus buys/wraps all the toys on sale. So he gains weight.

He is an avid gamer. I have him on my Xbox friends list. Dude, is always eating.

All those cookies he stocked up on.

Bad kids.

“Figgy Pudding”.

@ucme would know what figgy pudding is. ;)

Well, obviously Mrs. Claus is very good at feeding her Santa man up, most likely lots of gingerbread and cookies and hot cocoa. I prefer to think that Santa doesn’t roast his Reindeer. ;-)