(#1) 1001 Things To Do With ......: Match sticks. Care to come up with other uses for matches?

Clean the wax out of my ears.

Design mazes for someone to follow with a toothpick.

Building a house. Stabbing my little sister in the eye.

We used to make match rockets with them. Great fun.
Stick a pin in the head, Wrap it with Aluminum foil. Remove the pin and set it on a wire frame made with a bent paper clip. Then hold a lit match underneath the head and…, Zoom! Watch it fly! Don’t set the house on fire.

—On second thought…. I never did this! Don’t do it. Just kidding. Your mileage may vary.—-

In elementary school we made these things with matches (and chestnuts).

When I was small, those trees had not even evolved yet.

I can’t remember what I saw this on, but it was recently, that to keep yourself from crying while cutting up an onion, hold a matchstick in your teeth.

Use them as score keepers in Munchkin.

Splints for Tom Cruise in the unfortunate event of him ever breaking a leg….he does his own stunts, so he keeps on telling everyone.

Become a little match boy/girl. Sell them to sad matchless people.

Light them and throw them at people you do not like, preferably at their hair. Pfffft!

Build hurdles for jumping spiders and have jumping spider hurdles races

I can share 1–1001 uses for Astroglide. lol
I once used Astroglide to lube a huge alligator lizard that got stuck in drainage a hole in a stack of flower pots under my deck.
Worked like a charm. haha

Break off their little heads, discard the stupid sticks and light up your life.