Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 38?

TJBM is still playing older parts of TJBM

False.

TJBM can remember the first TJBM thread.

False.

TJBM participated in TJBM part 37.

It’s TJBM Meta!

False (I think)

TJBM only participates in even-numbered TJBMs.

False
TJBM murdered and raped a young girl in 1990.

False. I think it was an odd-numbered year. ;-)

TJBM knows that I’m just kidding.

I hope so. lol 0-o

TJBM is enjoying a beautiful spring day before another storm comes their way

No. Our beautiful spring disappeared yesterday and now we’re back to horrible old winter again.

TJBM knows Jack. (Interpret that how you like).

Yes. My little cousin’s name is Jack and while he neither nimble nor quick, he does shred a mean guitar.

TJBM enjoys Scream Metal

so much for TJBM meta :^(

Heck no

TJBM will never watch a beauty pageant.

true
TJBM went streaking at a concert.

False. Somewhere else. Tehehe!
TJBM has bought a MegaMillion ticket in hopes of winning the 640 million jackpot.

Surprisingly True. I never buy them. Maybe I’ll get lucky.

TJBM buys lottery tickets weekly.

False. But I did buy 5 for the mega millions. I’m hoping to win.
TJBM is experiencing snowy weather right now.

Not here, it is just below 70* F.

TJBM is going snow skiing this weekend.

False…I can’t ski (and it is too warm in my part of the world)
TJBM is about to take a nap.

False. I am about to go to bed for the evening.

TJBM sleeps with a stuffed animal.

Not since I was a child

TJBM likes a stuffed roasted chicken for dinner

Pescitarian! So, no.

TJBM loves dogs.

True. I’ve had three in my lifetime. I currently have a Havanese.

TJBM just does not understand people who dress up their pets.

nope
TJBM misses Olbermann.

Wrong.
TJBM does not know how to give a polygonal object a material that has both blurry and crisp specular reflections in Cinema 4D.

True, I don’t even know what the hell you’re talking about.
TJBM are eating their Head!

False.

TJBM listens to Fox News on occasion.

False. Fox news is not news.
TJBM is the descendant of a pikey.

No. I wouldn’t mind having one of those incredible caravans though.

TJBM likes to collect shiny buttons or something similar.

Yes, indeed I do. It’s a habit I picked up from my pikey Nan, who I am proud to call my wife.
TJBM decorates his quarters with jars containing pickled pig foetuses.

False. her quarters :p

TJBM is craving a grilled banana fluffernutter.

False. I do not know what that is.
TJBM will never know the deliciousness of a Döner Kebab.

False! Döner Kebabs are fantastic! a grilled banana fluffernutter is a sandwich made with peanut butter, marshmallow fluff, and sliced bananas, then you grill it up like a grilled cheese and optionally sprinkle cinnamon and sugar on top.

TJBM lives south of the Mason-Dixon line.

False. West

TJBM worked hard today

Nope the day is just begining and I just got up

TJBM is ready for another wonderful day

Well I’m ready for a wonderful day.

TJBM likes “The Sound of Music”.

True.

TJBM is cooking something in their crockpot today.

False.
TJBM isn’t playing the lottery and finds jackpots with hundreds of millions of dollars absurd.

Yes and no. Drat, you snuck 2 questions in!

Tjbm hope it doe not take as long to get to 39 as it did to get to 38

False…I’m 41.

TJBM is about to lie down for a nap.

Fal… hmmm Now that you mention it…

TJBM loves throwing away clutter.

True… but I don’t do it as often as I want to.

TJBM collects something. (Stamps? Teapots? anything?)

True. I collect HIV infected needles and stab random people with them in crowded places.
TJBM was infected with HIV by a needle in a crowded place.

Um…False.

TJBM wishes @ragingloli would dial back the black humor just a notch.

yep
TJBM has a stash of moon pies.

False…I don’t care for them.

TJBM plays Cafe’ World on FaceBook.

didn’t care for the game
TJBM is playing hanging with friends.

False. Just woke up a little bit ago, only 8:30 am, the day is young, who knows what I’ll do

TJBM is having crazy wild wind the kind that blows through the trees not your britches. lol

False. Just drizzly, not windy. Hey, this is a cool game!
TJBM feels cool, not frazzled.

Well, during a baseball draft, you get pretty frazzled when you don’t get your way.

TJBM likes baseball.

I do. I played baseball from age 5 to 15 and I always like going to the games. I’ll occasionally watch in TV, but I prefer being there.

TJBM enjoys a nice grilled cheese.

False.
TJBM has killed before.

False
Whatever else is going on, TJBM finds this charming and life-affirming.

False. I do not like Kolibris. (also you never squashed a bug, killed a spider or picked flowers? I find that hard to believe)
TJBM has initiated violence without provocation before.

“You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

TJBM enjoys baby hummingbirds on a hotdog roll with hot sauce and onions.

False. I do not like onions.
TJBM still shat him/herself in primary school.

@ragingloli, shut up or get out of here.
TJBM works at McDonald’s.

@reijinni No.
TJBM kicks dogs as a way of life.

@ragingloli I’m flagging you for not playing nice.

TJBM would like @ragingloli to play nicely in the sandbox

True. I said it up there ^^ too.
C’mon @ragingloli. Give it a break l.

TJBM would like their own theme song and omnipresent narrator to follow them through their life.

False, but I’ll take an occasional pat on the back from TJAM.
TJBM is starting a petition to sanctify Milo.

False, not sure what Milo is.
TJBM is enjoying chocolate milk.

I wish
TJBM is eating some bamboo right now.

Haha no. BUT I just pruned back a bunch of it, damn, you need a hacksaw.

TJBM is cooking something that smells delicious right now

False, but I wish I was making some mango salmon right now.

@gailcalled: ::pat pat:: atta girl ;^)

TJBM knows who and what Milo is…and fears him.

True. Milo is the king of beasts

TJBM wears two pairs of socks to keep their feet extra warm

False (unless I’m sick)

TJBM has only two pairs of shoes…

false
Tjbm likes to eat bamboo.

True, if it’s cooked in curry.

TJBM is not TJAM.

No, I am not.

TJBM participated in Earth Hour and turned off all their lights and appliances for 60 minutes.

Fuck no I did not!!!

TJBM is wasted. :)

False.

TJBM will celebrate Earth Day on April 22nd.

I will. Absolutely. Not sure how yet, but I will do something. Perhaps it will be the day my solar panels are put on my roof!

TJBM thinks we shouldn’t kill sharks who bite people who swim in the ocean.

True.
TJBM thinks, correctly, that sentient animals should have rights equal to humans.

Absolutely false.

TJBM has replaced all household bulbs with CFLs.

most certainly

TJBM likes to conserve energy

False, I like to say fuck off….I like to waste energy. Its ok, they’ll make more. LOL

TJBM is squatchy. LMAO

False

TJBM has a twin.

No, but I’ve been told more than once I have a Doppelgänger

TJBM has a big pile of books to read.

More like a Grand Canyon of books to read.

TJBM likes breakfast.

true

tjbm had a great breakfast

Not yet. Still having coffee, slept in til 8 am….unheard of! lol

TJBM woke up sneezing with allergies achoooo!

Close. I woke up with a sinus headache and itchy eyes.

TJBM will tell us their favorite pasta (penne, tortilini, ravioli, ziti, vermicelli, etc.)

Oh my, ...well, I like the big sea shells with my killer spaghetti sauce. The shells fill up with sauce, the perfect bite! :-)

TJBM makes a mean spaghetti sauce from scratch with everything in it, italian sausage, loads of red and yellow peppers, onions, mushrooms, wine….OMG! I NEED some sauce! lol

True, it’s my dad’s recipe and every time I make spaghetti my girls both ask, “Is it grandpa’s sauce?”
TJBM is having crazy weather!

A normal spring day in New England.

tjbm is craving “Sunday Gravy”

Haha…well, no. I am craving a Sunday breakfast, but am controlling myself from going out for the 10,000 calorie Denver omelet with hash browns. lol

TJBM likes champagne brunches

ohhhh that sounds wonderful but its dinner time here

TJBM is ready for lunch now?

Actually making dinner (kielbasa, broccoli & rice)

TJBM would love a nice sausage right about now.

False, but broccoli and brown rice would be great.

TJBM gives high priority to fiber in their diet.

Haha, well, I think it’s more by default. I love veggies and fruit and high fiber foods anyway. Yep, I’m regular. lol

TJBM is regular

perhaps
TJBM is having beer, beans and cabbage right now.

False. I actually only like beans (of the three).

TJBM has been watching the Food Network today.

False
TJBM had a wonderful day today

False. I missed it today.:(

TJBM played an April Fool joke on someone today.

False
TJBM forgot today was april fools day and now feels like a dunce…

False. I find playing pranks unkind and very unamusing. There is always a butt of these jokes.
TJBM is rushing to finish his tax returns.

False. I need to start them. :^(

TJBM is expecting a refund this year.

I already received it and doing things on the house right now

TJBM is ready for bed

always.

tjbm is ready to got to sleep

True, I’m knackered
TJBM will sing me a lullaby

YES two in fact Goodnight my Angel
Lullabye for a stormy night

tjbm is looking forward to Monday morning

True
TJBM really does feel sleepy now
Night night jellies! <3

Well since it is Monday morning here – no, not sleepy at all.

TJBM enjoyed feeling the sun on their face this morning.

Truish, Sun just set here and I did enjoy watching it very much.

tjbm still wishes on first stars I’m gonna try to catch one now : )

Not often

TJBM has stayed overnight in a castle.

False. But I once worked in a castle.

TJBM is a fan of Arthurian Legend.

Not really a fan

TJBM eats black licorice

False. I dun even like the sniffs of it.

tjbm has been to the Peach Blossom Festival

No, but it sounds like something I like.. I’ve been to Orchid, Cherry and Apple Blossom Festivals before..

TJBM loves Australian Licorice.

Possibly. I love both Australia and licorice.
TJBM is finally getting his/her taxes done today.

Haha, how’d you know?

TJBM uses H&R Blockheads

True, we actually did.
TJBM is homesick. The mention of blossom festivals reminded me that’s coming up back in CO

False. I’ve actually never been homesick as I’ve lived in the same state my whole life.

TJBM would like to take a multi-state vacation aboard a steam engine.

Oooh true! I am so ready for a vacation.

TJBM would like to travel to India

No, every person I know that has been to India has come back to the USA and been in the hospital with weird and unusual diseases after returning. That is fourteen different people.

TJBM has to mow the lawn today.

@Tropical_Willie Oh, well, it makes the adventure even bigger! I like out of the way places and seeing tigers in India might be worth a parasite in the brain. lol
Pssst..you forgot to ask TJBM so allow me to fill in your blanks. haha

TJBM loves Tigers

My alma mater does have a good team, if only they can win a few more championships. The team is called “Tigers”.
TJBM fell asleep to this tune.

nope, I fell sleep to the voices in my head

tjbm is jealous that the voices in my head only talk to me!

True.

TJBM sleeps with a stuffed animal every night.

False. But I have two real cats that sleep with me. My male ” Myles” aka “Monster Man” is a monster. 16 lbs. and he hogs the bed and likes to rip my ponytail holder off of my hair during the night and play with it on my face. lol

TJBM has a cat for a bed warmer

Milo here; Not quite, but Gail gets toasty after about 30 minutes.

TJBM just saw the first great blue heron of spring and is thrilled.

False. But I am witnessing some magnificent turkeys all colorful and on display.
TJBM has things to do on opposite sides of town today and doesn;t know which end to start at. haha

False.

TJBM is getting their haircut soon.

already had mine and I also chased a couple of turkeys myself.
TJBM wants to be VP.

Of what? Maybe, maybe not. lol

TJBM IS a VP

Nope. In my company those are as rare as hen’s teeth. It’s hard to get that title.

TJBM chooses to not be a people manager.

Oh so true! I have no problem working in obscurity, and have zero desire to “manage” anyone. lol

TJBM is a natural manager

nope
TJBM watches ‘Game of Thrones’.

True, sometimes.
TJBM feels sad for the wolf that was killed in the Game Of Thrones

Yes! That was a sad scene. The next series starts soon here.

TJBM doesn’t like watching films where animals get hurt. People…meh.. but animals, that really gets to them.

False. I don’t watching films where animals get hurt but I also don’t like it when kids or the good guy dies. Yet “Criminal Minds” ( tho I cover my eyes a lot) is my favorite show. Figure that one out LOL

tjbm is watching the final four!

Of what? Nope.
TJBM has never dyed their hair before.

True, and I never will. I’m about 25% grey now.

TJBM has dyed their hair a bright “unnatural” color before.

False; I have, at my advanced age, what the hair people call “virgin hair.” Never been colored or permed.

TJBM is optimistic that perhaps winter in the NE is over.

It is. no whammy, no whammy, no whammy

tjbm still has snow tires on their vehicle

False. I’ve never bought snow tires – always all-season.

TJBM wishes they could snowmobile to work.

False. I wish work would snowmobile to me. lol

TJBM walked 6 miles to school barefoot in 9 feet of snow with only one sad little hot potato to keep their hands warm and to share with their 11 brothers and sisters

nope
TJBM has to use a zipline to get to and from school.

False, but I LOVE ziplines, sooo fun! I want to zipline through a rainforest.

TJBM has a tax appt. today

False. I did that yesterday and today, I am free at last, Lord, free at last.

TJBM is feeling content and at peace with her world, in general.

For the most part yes, but I too am looking forward to this freedom you have enjoyed the last 24 hours. haha

TJBM wants to fake their death so they do not owe anymore taxes LOL

not really.
TJBM’s hair color is silver.

False, but my car is

TJBM needs to make a phone call

False.

TJBM wishes they had a sexier voice.

nope
TJBM wishes that their pastor is this person.

False my pastor is the church of nature

TJBM is not into organized religion

True.

TJBM has felt detached from life at some point in time.

Of course. Every sane person does at one point or another. I went on a 2 year sabbatical from life, it was great. My mantra was ” Be of the world, but not in it! lol

TJBM likes to reverse popular sayings

Saying you are what?

TJBM has a rocking chair on their front porch.

Not yet, but I can see it happening, I’m ready to rock. lol

TJBM loves a medium well T-bone steak smothered in mushrooms

False. I love a medium-rare filet mignon smothered in garlic butter.

TJBM has installed their own car battery.

Too many times to count.

TJBM has changed their own car tire.

Too many times to count.
But I just installed my first car battery. :^)

TJBM changes their own car oil.

Hell No! I’m a blonde, I am mechanically challenged and while I could learn I don’t want to. I have a great mechanic, he’s my right hand man. ;-)

TJBM prefers to pay someone to do their dirty work haha

True, most of the time, but today I fixed a plumbing problem all by my lonesome! So proud!
TJBM has to get off the computer so that their child can do homework.

Actually I have to get on the computer to do some work as I just finished helping my daughter with her homework.

TJBM is amazed that third graders a learning what we learned in middle school.

Well, not really. Because I’m learning college stuff in 9th grade. So, same old same old.

TJBM love lacrosse.

not into it.
TJBM loves cricket.

Nah, I’m more a fan of butterflies.

TJBM would like to go to an old fashioned New England Clam Bake.

yes, and doso often

tjbm is looking forward to beach season already

Not really. I like the beach to walk on and watch the waves, sea birds and the like. I sort of prefer more rugged coastline and rough, passionate seas that crash against the cliffs or rocks.

TJBM has undertaken a year long project to catalogue their days at some point. Filled their written diary, photographed something every day or recorded their thoughts even.

Nope

TJBM would love the old fashioned New England Clam Bake mentioned above

@Bellatrix You would love the cliff walk in Newport RI where the mansions are.

I am from a ship building town in New England, and you go sit on the rocks and let the waves crash whenever you need to think.

TJBM lives in a place where the ocean is calm.

False

TJBM straightens his/her hair.

No. No need to.

TJBM has bought chocolate Easter eggs for the children in their family.

True. My wife and my daughter.

TJBM will be eating lamb this Easter.

Probably not.

TJBM will be glad when April is over.

False. I want more rain before summer, we need it and hopefully we will get some more this month.

TJBM knows someone that turns every conversation into a debate Gah!

nope
TJBM mixes paint with blood.

No but I could now that I am doing phlebotomy

TJBM hates to have their blood drawn

True.
TJBM still wants to donate blood though.

I do but they won’t let me and having my blood drawn doesn’t bother me at all.

TJBM had a flu shot this year.

False, I hate vaccinations. My immune sytem is just fine, thanks xD
TJBM has a lot of work and revison to get through

nope
TJBM wants to swear in the middle of a church service and/or yell ‘you lie’ during a sermon.

True, lol!
TJBM has been stalked before

No, but I did find celery in my mailbox once.

TJBM loves bad puns.

Of course I do. Who doesn’t?

TJBM hates having a pimple, that just won’t go away.

True and @blueberry_kid warm compresses help bring it all to the surface, also putting on neosporin works to kill the infection in there

TJBM is looking forward to something big to happen

Yes, and it is happening now. I have lost 11 lbs. and my bigger booty is getting smaller again. lol

TJBM is trimming down for summer too

Yes, just any day now.

TJBM listens to The Doors from time to time.

True. I love classic rock, what I grew up on.

TJBM is a John Cougar fan

Nah, more of a John Mellancamp fan. ;^)
I actually have his latest album.

TJBM knows a little diddly ‘bout Jack and Diane.

True, two American kids doin the best they can.
TJBM really needs to get off Fluther!

Haha…false. Just got on, it’s only 9am on the west coast and I am still waking up after staying up too late last night

TJBM likes R-O-C-K in the USA

True.

TJBM needs music therapy to just chill sometimes.

yep
TJBM wants to move to Norway.

False. Too cold, too barren. I like trees and grass and sunshine.

TJBM wants to move to Costa Rica

False. Too hot , too lush,and too tropical.
TJBM feels that, on balance, all’s right with the world.

not quite
TBM likes to R-O-C-K in the UAE.

False
TJBM has started doing something very wrong and feels ashamed because of it.

False. I do my best to not do things I am ashamed of. I don’t like feeling bad about myself.

TJBM is wearing green

False, peach
TJBM took me quite seriously xD

always. serusly….really seriously, well maybe

tjbm thinks the moon tonight is amazing

Hmm, I can;t see it. But I’ll take your word for it.
TJBM loves looking at the moon

I do, and the stars too, and I love to watch clouds floating or even whizzing along. I think it would be more fun to watch the moon and stars with a telescope – I don’t have one.

TJBM is planning to do something quite relaxing but exciting over the Easter weekend.

False. Major yard work, spring has sprung and it’s time to mow and mow and mow and….

TJBM is enjoying a beautiful day gorgeous skies here, amazingly blue with postcard clouds

raining
TJBM wants fish fingers and custard.

No…can’t say I have ever desired fish fingers and custard.

TJBM has a special ‘family’ day each week.

Yes, I try to see my daughter once a week when it works out. We only live 15 minutes away from each other but conflicting schedules make it hard at times.

TJBM didn’t know that fish had fingers

Lol, false. They have fingers. And fillets too.
TJBM wants some fish n chips from the local chippies

I wouldn’t mind. I am starving! And the chops we are having for dinner aren’t defrosted yet!

TJBM has a great Indian restaurant near them.

True, Cafe Khan is really good.
TJBM wonders why a restaurant is named a Cafe…

True.

TJBM wishes they were at a Cafe right now.

True, with an espresso
TJBM likes coffee more than school

I haven’t been at school for a very long time. I prefer tea these days.

TJBM is on school holidays.

False
TJBM iscurrently in school during the holidays for revison sessions

False. I haven’t been in school forver either.

TJBM has had Bubonic Plague

0.o False…
TJBM is off to get some lunch

False. Only 8:22 on the west coast and I am on my second cup of coffee. :-)

TJBM can hear birds singing right now

nope
TJBM can’t wait for Ice Cream Sandwich.

Only if it’s sugar free.

TJBM wonders when tweens developed so much power.
damn you Nickelodeon

Haha..I always thought that was such a stupid saying..“tweens”...just as stupid as saying that 50 is the new 30….lord, give it a break. lol

TJBM thinks our world is truly mad, mad I tell you!

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

TJBM loves that movie

Haha, yes, true, I do!

TJBM is kicking a$$ in their yard this weekend

False. I don’t have a yard : (
I’ll be hitting the road this weekend : )

tjbm owns a Pegasus

Oooh I wish! If wishes were horses…. :-)

TJBM loves horses

I do – I love to canter and gallop…which might explain why I drive too fast on occasion, too.

TJBM has a lead foot.

Haha, I confess, yes, I tend to. I try to catch myself but I’m a bit of a speed demon.

TJBM has driven a Cobra

Yup. In another life, also in a Griffith ( as a passenger ). A two door coupe sports car with a Cobra engine.

TJBM has driven a car at over 135 MPH.

False. I did open up my car in the Nevada desert once in 2006 on a road trip and hit about 110, it was exhilarating! Huge open stretch of hwy. without anyone else in sight. :-)

TJBM has traveled through the southwest

Yes. Once. I did enjoy it but would make my next trip to the Pacific NW if I were still traveling.

TJBM is having mysterious aches and pains.

My lower eyelid was twitching today, no stress, what’s up with that? True. Odd little quirky things, the body mysterious. haha

TJBM has a big nose

No. It is quite small and a little turned up.

TJBM hates going to the shops on Easter weekend.

Yes, yes, and yes. I spent all day shopping for Easter. 8AM until 8PM.

Ugh.

Need a TJBM @cprevite…

TJBM is a tad bit forgetful when out of cookies.

Why of course!
TJBM agrees.

True!
TJBM is thrilled it’s Spring Break!

I just got off my Spring Break. <shakes fist in air> Curse you college prep SCHOOL!!!

TJBM has some spring cleaning to do.

True. looks like a fun cleaning weekend ;)

TJBM has fun plans for the weekend.

sorry folks. I blanked there for a minute. |^\

no plans
TJBM wants to be Canadian.

False. I like being a California girl

TJBM just ran the gauntlet of about 5 stop-n-shop places in one hour. I’m with @cprevite Gah!
This Blue Moons for me! lol

nope
TJBM has read the news

I had not, but I will go back and read the whole thing now.

TJBM doesn’t read the news every single day.

I do read the news every day. I am pretty addicted to the news actually.

TJBM finds it very frustrating to go for a manicure and almost immediately chip their new nail polish.

False. But I just took Milo for his and on cue, he threw up in the car in the carrier. I am about to clean up cat, carrier and car. The things we do for love.

TJBM has listened to or read a news summary this AM.

True. I’m not much a news monger myself but the Navy plane crash in Virginia caught my attention and I read a little.

TJBM has their house torn apart for spring cleaning this morning I am still trying to get the cherry tomato out from under my range where it rolled the other night, I may just have to release a mouse under the stove. lol

TJAM can untwist a wire coat hanger to prize objects from under stove or refrigerator and then unstop a toilet with same tool.

TJBM feels a large vase of fresh flowers counterbalance any kind of spring cleaning.

@gailcalled Hey, good idea, I’ve been using the broom handle…maybe maske a coat hanger hook, now, if I have any wire hangers…I’ll have to check.

True! I have the kids coming for dinner so I think flowers are a great idea…thanks for that!

TJBM is having company for dinner

@Coloma: (Or go outside and break off a long narrow branch for poking.)

nope
TJBM rides a unicycle.

No, but I’d be willing to wear a unitard.

TJBM owns a thong.

Haha, yes, but I haven’t worn them in a few years, might cause a stampede over here. lol

TJBM has the privacy to wander around naked at their house

True – we live rural enough to do so – but after having surprise visitors once too many I’m verrrry cautious about parading naked in the house. (Besides, our kids give me grief about it.)

TJBM doesn’t have any hangups about nudity.

Milo here; Of course not, but I do prefer Gail to have a little something on.

TJBM has run out of ideas for this thread.

Close, but, lets see…

TJBM loves eggs benedict

Likes, not loves.

TJBM dyed some Easter Eggs recently.

false
TJBM is going to watch twit.tv sometime next week.

False
TJBM had a great time today

It’s not even lunch time but so far it has been a delightful Easter Sunday.

TJBM (prompted by @gailcalled‘s post) has fresh flowers around the house.

False
TJBM misses someone…

yes, very much so

tjbm is having a quiet evening

True, now I’m home.
TJBM is on an emotional rollercoaster today

True and-a-half. It’s been a day. Ugh.

TJBM needs a hug.

Hugs are always welcome here. I am a very huggy person. Sending you a big hug and a huge ANZAC cookie (not quite ANZAC Day yet, but soon enough to eat a biscuit).

TJBM got lots of Easter eggs.

False.

TJBM dreads the hot days of summer.

True. Mostly because I have a lot of yard/plants/animals to water. Lots of watering chores.

TJBM has to hand water a lot around their house

False

TJBM has something hanging over their front door.

True. It seems to be MIlo, who wants to come inside. He is draped rather than hanging.

TJBM just had her new flat-screen TV stop getting a signal.

False.

TJBM thinks my little ducklings are so adorable Happy Easter peeps

VERY cute. They would be delicious with lemon and rosemary.

TJBM wants to go up in a hot air balloon.

I have!
I took my daughter up for a sunrise launch on her 21st B-Day a few years ago. It was amazing! We sailed around for about an hour and a half at varying heights, from several thousand feet to just skimming the landscape. Drank scads of champagne and it was the most exhilarating experience. Highly recommended for anyone!

TJBM is looking forward to a perfect spring day warm enough to open up the whole house for hours and hours

It’s already to that point, very hot here in the Midwest. <sniffs> AH!!! Sunshine!!!

TJBM had a great Easter.

Yes, indeed. We hosted and it was a fine meal we shared with our wonderful extended family.

TJBM made Easter Baskets.

nope
TJBM stuffed themselves today. Also slept in today.

Yes (I stuffed myself), but no – I could not sleep in late (the Easter Bunny came and my daughter was excited by 6AM).

TJBM had some Pizza Chiena today.

Nope I made rotissre chicken on my grill and it came out so yummy

TJBM celebrates Easter

Absolutely. How can you not celebrate a holiday where a bunny was nailed to a cross and Jesus and his apostles dyed colorful eggs for all to enjoy.

TJBM could use a spa weekend.

nope
TJBM thinks that Passover is the time to celebrate the people who got passed over for their promotions.

Sure, why not? – but I always wondered, if you’re Jewish and dyslexic, is Passover just a bridge?

TJBM could go for done sweet potato latkes right now.

False. I don’t like sweet potatoes very much plus I’ve never heard of them (sweet potater latkes)

tjbm sets out carrots for the easter bunny

nope
TJBM is waiting for the Easter turkey.

False!

tjbm sets out seeds for the easter turkey

False
TJBM remembers easter only because of the chocolate

False. Easter has always been one of my favorite holidays and I used to throw big parties at my house because we had all the easter pets, bunnies, chickens and geese. I’d decorate the yard and all the animal barns and one year we tye dyed the geese with sponges and veggie dye. lol

TJBM is wiped out today after their weekend

Damn tootin’! And I just finished teaching for seven hours straight – which did not help matters.

TJBM would like to gently float to the bottom of the ocean amongst the pretty fishies.

True, isn’t that where we are right now? :P
TJBM can’t swim…

true
TJBM wants to see the inside of a whale’s stomach.

False
TJBM is very angry at someone

Nope not in the least

TJBM is sipping some wine right now

Would you like a glass of Chablis ? ? @creative1

TJBM likes both red and white wines.

True

TJBM has solar torches around their house sheesh..getting all the torches torched after wintering over. lol

False.

TJBM has already been to the shore this year.

Yes. It isn’t so far to drive to. I enjoy being near the ocean.

TJBM talks to their dog.

All the time.

TJBM cleaned the house today.

Not today. Last Saturday I scrubbed it.

TJBM loves to listen to podcasts.

of course.
TJBM wants an Assad doll.

Huh? False
TJBM loves listening to Tracy Chapman

I do

TJBM has watched a live surgical procedure.

True. Years ago, my three-year old son fell and put his lovely new tooth through his lower lip. Being carless, I took him to Children’s Hospital in Boston in a taxi. The docs. let me hold him while they numbed the lip and sutured it closed. I was too grateful for the immediate and competent help to be squeamish.

Then we took a taxi almost home; on the way my son chewed through the stitches so I had the cab driver reverse and drive back to the hospital.

The staff welcomed us by name and then said that nothing more could be done.

It resolved into a sexy little scar.

TJBM was horrified to note that there had been frost last night.

False
TJBM had a very pleasant day today

So far, it’s only 9am on the west coast.

TJBM has a cat lying next to their computer right now

False, wish I did though.
TJBM has a had a eureka moment

False, but I need one. I have some decisions to make in the next few months and am completely stymied as to what path I want to take. So far the light bulb moment is evading me. lol

TJBM woke up to rain

False, I woke up to lovely soft sunlight
TJBM like sit when there’s a chill in the air. Makes ya feel alive :D

it’s ok
TJBM wants to go surfing in Liberia.

Haha, no. But I could go surfing in my garage right now. Holy s—t..a monster T- storm just went over and dumped about 2 inches of rain & hail and now my garage is flooded all the way up to the steps. Nice! :-(

TJBM is having a birthday party for a friend this week

False
TJBM celebrated a mate’s birthday last week, and the week before that.

False, but will be doing so tomorrow.

TJBM is getting Repeal Now computer calls from Mike Huckabee.

False
TJBM plans to watch a movie over the weekend

Probably on the TV but not at the cinema. There is nothing on at the moment. Very frustrating.

TJBM has completed the accent challenge and shared their gorgeous accent with the Fluther pool.

True :)
TJBM adores the Aussie accent :D

I do! My husband agreed to record his voice. I will try to remember to get him to do it later. Of course, he can be a bit of a larrikin so I will have to stop him from deliberately bunging it on.

TJBM is loving the return of spring. While we here head into Autumn but it already feels wintry.

True, but rain today, we need all we can get

TJBM had Lasagne for dinner

Nope veggie burgers tonight

TJBM likes to eat their veggies

Sure. Spinach, carrots, green beans in particular.

TJBM enjoyed the George Lopez show while it was on.

Only watched a few episodes.
TJBM thinks that he and Eric Estrada will make peace.

Of course they will. That, and more funny.

TJBM would like to see me play lacrosse!

Hmmm, well…. that isn’t really on my top ten things I want to do but if we met and you invited me to a game I would go though and be very happy to.

TJBM doesn’t like waiting around in doctor’s surgeries at all.

Very true!
TJBM got good news today.

Nope. I got pneumonia. :(

TJBM has been sleeping an inordinately great number of hours this week.

No. No more than usual but the return of cooler weather means I sleep better. I hope you are okay @geeky_mama. Take good care of yourself.

TJBM gets sore ears when they fly on planes (as opposed to broomsticks of course).

False, but, I am mildly claustrophobic, like the air vents pointing at my face for the illusion of fresh air, even if it’s recycled old air. lol

TJBM has a big decision to make soon

True. Do I drive 40 miles round trip to pick up Milo’s special Rx food tomorrow or Saturday?

TJBM woke up to a real spring day this morning.

Yes, real spring showers. lol

TJBM loves how green everything looks when it’s raining

True. I also love the sound and smell of the rain. Which works out well, as it’s raining right now. cue Supertramp

TJBM enjoys 80s pop music.

Eh..some, I’m more into the 70’s and 90’s music, we coulda skipped most of the 80’s IMO. lol

TJBM loves mexican food

Are you cooking some for dinner?

TJBM like fresh made guacamole.

I love the flavor guacamole freshly made in Mexico however it looses something when made up here and just can’t eat it

TJBM wants to go on a trip somewhere in Mexico

False. Been there, done that.

TJBM wants to ride a zip line through a rain forest canopy

True :D
TJBM hopes @geeky_mama gets better real soon <3

I do! :-)

TJBM will send @geeky_mama a big bowl of steaming hot virtual chicken soup

True :)
TJBM has cried for absolutley no reason at all before

False. There’s always a reason. lol

TJBM is getting less sentimental as they get older

False. I’m actually getting more sentimental. I cried at the flipping’ Muppet Movie for Pete’s sake.

TJBM will tell us their favorite muppet.

Gonzo and the dancing chickens.

TJBM also likes other Muppets like Statler and Waldorf.

Nah
TJBM used to watch Sesame Street

“used to”?!?

TJBM was surprised to learn that Elmo was voiced by this guy

A little.
TJBM has had sunshine, rain, snow, rain and sunshine all in the same day today. Crazy UT weather

You bet, but not today. It’s happens here though.
TJBM likes the Muppets

Yes loved them as a kid and I think my puppy looks like Rolf the dog that plays the piano.

TJBM will tell us if they have a favorite muppet and who it is

The Grouch. I love his honesty. He reminds me of me when I wake up.

TJBM finds Elmo irritating.

So irritating, I just might eat his stupid goldfish.

TJBM reads Teen Vouge.

I used to ;)

TJBM is considering trying out a new style.

I’m trying!

TJBM has itchy feet.

False. I just lotioned ‘em so they’re nice and soft and happy : )

tjbm has sandpaper feets : (

nope
TJBM loves friday the 13th.

True, I love every friday.
TJBM isn’t superstitous

Actually, I am a bit superstitious—but my superstitions are all Japanese ones I don’t mind the 13th but have bad feelings about the number 4. (Thank you for the well wishes. I’m on the mend.)

TJBM can offer me suggestions on what to read after I’ve completed the Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Trilogy.

The Hunger Games is a pretty cool series…
TJBM loves to wear rings

False. I don’t like rings but I do love earrings and bracelets and anklets and necklaces.

TJBM loves olives of all kinds, big, small, black, green, stuffed not stuffed

False, they disgust me :S

TJBM is a kitty cat.

False. I’m mother goose. ;-)

TJBM is excited about a new money making endeavor

Possibly. I’ll know by the first week in May.

TJBM wears flowers in their hair.

Yes, sometimes I do. :-)

TJBM has wildflowers like poppys and Lupine in the area

True, but we call them annuals and not wildflowers here. Sometimes the poppies and lupines will reseed themselves in unexpected spots.

TJBM will forgive me for having run out of ideas.

True, but maybe Milo has a new cat idea in the bag

TJBM entertains their cats on rainy days like making them a cat tent or opening drawers to explore

I used to hehe.
TJBM misses having a pet cat

never had one, but do have a bunch of strays.
TJBM wants legal medical marijuana in their state

Already have it, California is a very progressive state. :-)

TJBM enjoys a little marijuana on occasion

Nope but a glass of wine does really well at getting me to that relaxation state

TJBM is ready for a cocktail right now

I don’t drink but anything to get rid of this headache!
TJBM has a remedy for my headache.

Yes, accupressure. Squeeze your head for about 45 seconds. One hand on your forehead, one on the base of your head/neck…and apply hard pressure simultaneously.

TJBM likes old 60’s TV shows like I love Lucy re-runs

They’re good.
TJBM wants to watch reruns of Welcome Back Kotter.

No, “Would you believe . . . ”

TJBM remembers the show and a shoe- phone.

True. “Get Smart.”

TJBM has some vague aches and pains tonight.

yes I do

TJBM enjoys learning new things

I do. I love learning new things. I get bored fairly easily so I am always looking for new challenges or new ways to do familiar things.

TJBM is going on a trip soon.

I would like to, but laying low this year.

TJBM has seen a rainbow recently

Not for quite a while! I love rainbows too. They are so pretty.

TJBM is waiting for someone to take their place in the mansion.

True! I keep thinking I must be missing parties but it seems slow the last few months.

TJBM likes blown glass art

I do! It is one of my favourite things. I would LOVE to do a glass blowing course and learn the art. I just adore the colours and the way the light plays on glass.

TJBM loves to visit artist studios and look at the amazing work some people can create.

True. I like sculpting too. I took a class once and surprised myself. :-)

TJBM is looking for a new creative outlet

False, painting always does it for me.
TJBM has used oil paints before.

I love oil paints.

TJBM would like to see me at my school dance!

False but I did take a look. This is like asking for a compliment.

TJBM thinks this whole conversation about Ann Romney is lame.

it’s about as lame as her husband.
TJBM has something bad happen to them yesterday.

False. Knock on wood

TJBM likes going to yard sales in the summer

Only if I can sneak some of my bric-a-brac onto the table of some unsuspecting seller.

TJBM is shocked that her cherry tree is in bloom, three weeks earlier than last year.

Very pretty tree.

TJBM feels hurt.

False. Knock on wood again lol

TJBM suspects they have a mouse in their house

nope
TJBM will eat every mouse that they catch.

Milo here: Nope. Just the tail and the ears, which the crowd awards me every time. Olé.

TJBM is leaving to seize this lovely day.

False. I’m still seizing it from my front window, I slept in til 8am and it is now 10am and I am still not fully in my function. haha

TJBM is sitting at a window with a view as they browse fluther

True, I love the veiw from my bedroom. All I can see is trees and bushes and flowers, and squirrels and birds, and the lovely sky and the clouds and the sun on the horizon. For all I know, I could be in the middle of a deep forest somewhere :D
TJBM loves nature

True, true true. It makes you remember you’re part of something waay larger than the petty day to day concerns of life

TJBM is splurging calories on pizza for dinner tonight

already had pizza. fish is next
TJBM is recording an audio book.

False
TJBM hates the sound of their own voice when speaking

Got use to in college at the radio station, doing promos and commercials.

TJBM has a license or certificate from the Federal government.

False. TJBM is having a friend over for dinner and drinks tonight

nope
TJBM can’t get anything started.

If you mean by homework, laundry, and my boyfriends flagpole to rise, then yes. I can’t get anything done.

TJBM writes in a journal.

@blueberry kid: I thought you were at the movies, on a first date? So what’s this about boyfriend’s flagpole not rising?

@gailcalled—I’m on my iPhone. We’re waiting for the movie to start. About his flagpole: long story Later!.

Sending text to fluther while on first date is a very BAD idea, no matter how old you are. It is rude and dismissive of your partner. Hang up and start paying attention to him.

^^ perhaps then the flagpole will rise

False

TJBM does not Fluther on Sundays.

Sunday is a day of rest, and fluthering is restful. lol

Agreed.

TJBM has some cleaning to do.

Mmm…a little, a quickie vacuum, nothing major.

TJBM is sitting in the sun right now fluthering

True. I’m at the park with my family.

TJBM will tell their favorite thing at the park (slide, swings, seesaw, etc.)

True. My local park is right on the river here and has a beautiful walking trail and picnic tables and BBQs and it has the miles mapped out so you can calculate your walking distance. The kids park is across the road. Since I don’t have little kids anymore and I am not a grandparent I never go to the kiddie park. lol

TJBM has gone white water rafting

nope.
TJBM is wondering why @Coloma is NOT a grandma.

Haha..false. I KNOW why. My daughter and her BF are only 24 and are in no way ready for a bambino. That’s okay, although I am getting a bit dotty with my cats. lol

TJBM is an only child

False, eldest of 5. And damn proud of it lol!
TJBM feels old :/

Periodically, yes. Today my allergies are flaring up and I am dragging. More coffee for Coloma. :-P

TJBM has seen the movie ” The Resident” and will give a critique

False

TJBM is up early watching cable news.

False
TJBM is avoiding homework

False

TJBM has a fax machine at home.

False
TJBM has a scanner/printer at home

True. An HP all-in-one.

TJBM has a WiFi network set up at their house.

True. Including the ability to print wirelessly to our scanner/printer..which makes me feel so 22nd century!

TJBM wants a flying car.

False, their undercarriages would look ugly from below.
TJBM has a cousin who is a dentist

true
TJBM has a famous relative.

True; Here
TJBM has all her animals on their best behavior this AM.

True. Only been awake for about 45 minutes, cats fed and out for their morning romp, geese enjoying their morning bathing routine in their pools.

TJBM has an inventor in the family

True, my mum’s always inventing new ways of making things to eat. And they always turn out yummy too :D
TJBM likes brownies

Heh…dare you ask? Yes, my “special” brownies on occasion. :-)

TJBM woke up to a magnificent sunny day! It’s gonna be great!

True on the “magnificent sunny day”. But I doubt it’s going to be great.
TJBM wants to hide in a dark place, where there is no stimuli, and not come out for a while.

False. Actually the opposite, I’m ready for something new, a change, new job, new house, new stimulation. :-)

TJBM has baby gophers exploding around their house right now poor little thing, cat just brought one in with it’s little cheeks still stuffed with plants.