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Bellatrix's avatar

Are you into eyeball licking?

Asked by Bellatrix (21254points) June 13th, 2013

Is this something you’ve experienced?

Do you know anyone who’s into this?

Apparently it’s a new craze.

Question prompted by this eye opening article.

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56 Answers

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

That’s gross. The mouth is full of germs. Licking an eyeball is sucking around for trouble.

chyna's avatar

Yuck, no.

Katniss's avatar

Very gross indeed.
I’m having trouble understanding what possesses people to do stupid shit.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I don’t even know what you would get from this.
@Katniss And your a hockey fan? Sending guys out on the ice with sticks, razor sharp skates, chasing a puck, and smashing guys against the boards? I love it but it isn’t brain surgery.

Coloma's avatar

Horrible visual, ick, gag, bleh!
I know I wouldn’t swallow after licking an eyeball. lololol

Blueroses's avatar

err… blech!

Eyeballs are super creepy and I’ve seen them in many states of trauma. I have nightmares about a movie I saw years ago of a person having eyeballs eaten by birds while buried in sand.

I guess it proves Rule 34

Katniss's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Yes! I’m a hockey fan. So much so that I was up until 1 am watching Game 1. My team isn’t even playing! But it was fun, nonetheless. Would have loved to see Boston win, but oh we’ll. Next game!

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Oh yeah, baby. Come here. Mmmm yeah. You’re so hot. Yeah baby, I’m gonna lick your….... eyeball.

WTF?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Katniss I ran out of gas before it was over. That was some awesome early hitting. But I still ain’t licking no eyeballs.
Choc: I might give you butterfly kisses, but I’d run when hubby came back.

FutureMemory's avatar

All I can say is don’t knock it til you try it…

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@FutureMemory Really? How’s it feel?

Bellatrix's avatar

I think I’ll pass @FutureMemory. Just seems icky. I can’t imagine what a person would get from it. Well apart from pink eye.

glacial's avatar

Could someone please ask a bunch of new questions, so this sinks a little further down the page? I get scared every time I go to Social.

bkcunningham's avatar

“I know I wouldn’t swallow after licking an eyeball. lololol,” @Coloma.

That was hilarious! Good to see you getting back to your old self.

DominicX's avatar

I actually think my roommate’s girlfriend did that to him once to freak him out; I don’t think she had any idea it was a “thing”. But if she ever does it again, I’ll have to send her that link…

Bellatrix's avatar

@DominicX you should ask her to come and explain the appeal. I mean I’m all for ‘whatever floats your boat’ but eyeball licking I’m just not getting it. Then I don’t understand the appeal of toe sucking either.

ETpro's avatar

Either somebody’s having us on, or they have actually invented a paraphilia I wouldn’t care to try, and not because it’s illegal or non-consensual, but because it’s the furthest thing from sensual I can imagine. That has GOT to HURT!

Bellatrix's avatar

Is this a first @ETpro? That you wouldn’t try it?

Blueroses's avatar

I’m adventurous but thanks @Bellatrix for giving me a new no-go, off-limits!

ETpro's avatar

@Bellatrix That is a first. :-)

FutureMemory's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe and @Bellatrix

Oh I’ve never tried it. I was just being silly.

Berserker's avatar

You mean like, for sexual gratification? Eeeeeew.

But I’d eat some eyes if that’s all there was to eat and I was starving. But I wouldn’t lick or fuck them or anything, dude what the hell?

Bellatrix's avatar

Give me some eyeball @Symbeline. :D

Blueroses's avatar

^^ugh. You girls have crossed the line.

Berserker's avatar

@Bellatrix You sure you can handle this? ’‘huge wide open eyes’’

@Blueroses ’‘Homer Simpson voice’’ Oh we have not.

FutureMemory's avatar

I’d lick someone’s covered eye, but the eyeball directly? What is that all about?

Bellatrix's avatar

Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp….

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Load of disgusting hogwash is what it is!

Headhurts's avatar

I couldn’t even view that, one look was enough. How disturbing.

CWOTUS's avatar

No, I mean hell no.

I could suggest some other balls that could do with a licking, but I’m above that. Barely.

ucme's avatar

Apparently schools are introducing this into the curriculum, some pupils described it as an eye opening experience :)

Berserker's avatar

you just had to go all word game on us, didn’t ya lol :D

Bellatrix's avatar

Giggling here… who would have thought you were all such a bunch of wusses! And on Freaky Friday too! Now who’s going to open wide for me….

ucme's avatar

Does this mean a cyclops is “undersexed” then?
I have no eye-dea what the attraction is, surely the reflex kicks in when your eyeball’s touched anyway…finger/tongue/nipple/penis, strange, very strange.

LornaLove's avatar

I think sexual media has run out of orifices.

Michael_Huntington's avatar

“New”? lel
Suehiro Maruo has been doing this at least since the late 80s

dxs's avatar

Anything regarding the eyes grosses me out for some reason. I can watch an arm get cut off in a horror movie but I just can’t get myself to watch someone’s eye get punctured.
Licking them, though? Why? How does it taste? It must have a milky texture. Eww

rojo's avatar

No, I can barely reach the top of my nose, let alone my eyeballs.

WillWorkForChocolate's avatar

Here, @rojo, lemme get that for ya. <slurp>

rojo's avatar

mmmmm. much better than lickterbation!

Bellatrix's avatar

@Michael_Huntington thank you for the enlightenment. I still don’t get why though. I can’t see how this is pleasurable.

augustlan's avatar

<eying @Bellatrix seductively>

Bellatrix's avatar

Ummmm… closes eyes really tight…. :D

Berserker's avatar

What about eyeball sucking? Does that exist?

Berserker's avatar

…oh man. lol

ucme's avatar

That’s her cum face too, Barry White can do that to ya…apparently.

Blueroses's avatar

There’s money in the post to buy yourself new shoes @ucme.

Sorry I vomited on yours.

ETpro's avatar

@Blueroses Don’t be so sure he isn’t an emptophile.

Berserker's avatar

Is puking on eyeballs a fetish?

ucme's avatar

@ETpro There are truly no limits to the depths of your depravity man…every man needs a hobby I suppose :D
Whoever GA’d your last answer desperately wants that to be true…sick fuck ~

ETpro's avatar

@Symbeline Want video to prove it?

@ucme You, wimping out. Let me check if, in the middle of global warming, Hell just froze over.

Bellatrix's avatar

You guys! You made my nice, clean eyeball licking question dirty.

Berserker's avatar

That would be funny if some guy just puked out a whole bunch of eyeballs. And then they started rolling around going, check this ooooowt, just keepin’ it real, dawg!

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