What if all of those internet scams were actually real?

Ooh! If internet scams were real, my name would be Princess Nagamakdgam and I’d be worth countless millions of U.S. dollars.

If every internet scam were real, I’d be a billionaire by now!

Then I would wonder how come Nigeria had so many broke-dick royalty willing to give me that much money when their own country is in such dire straits.

@rory Great strip – the “hover text” is good for a chuckle, too. :)

I’d have a 3 foot long dick right about now…