Do you follow the 11 steps for making the perfect Thanksgiving Turkey?

HA HA…. I challenge anyone to pick a favorite.

I’ve loved The Onion for many years, I think since reading their story:

“Dog Has ‘Best Day Ever’, for 400th Day In A Row”
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This was great. Thank you, @MadMadMax

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours…

The story that got me into The Onion was “Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World. ”

“Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How to Mingle”

“Scientists Trace Heat Wave to Massive Star at Center of Solar System”

You can tell it’s a joke because that’s clearly a one-by-four, not a two-by-four!