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[Possibly NSFW] What can I add to my husband's Amazon gift wish list?

Asked by Earthbound_Misfit (13177points) December 4th, 2014

I was explaining to my husband that Amazon sell almost anything and he should have a wish list there. I explained this will help me to buy him presents in the future. He told me to go ahead and set one up for him. I’ve done this.

However, since I’m a kind and helpful wife, I thought I’d help him get started and so I’ve added some things to his list. For instance, unicorn meat. I know he would just love a unicorn burger. Some very nice lace undies and a 55 gallon drum of lube. I can just see him rocking a hot pink unitard too. I’ve found a few other special gifts too.

What sorts of things does Amazon sell that I might add to his wish list, just to get him started? (Nothing too nasty! I’m just bored and playing and he has a good sense of humour.)

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ragingloli's avatar

A huge Strap-on?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I haven’t met the horny guy yet that doesn’t like lingerie or anything sexual for his lady. It can be as simple as a sexy bra and panty set right up to the gowns and teddies. Guys also always like tools. Maybe there’s a connection there. :)

dappled_leaves's avatar

Nothing says “I love you” like a tin of uranium ore.

ucme's avatar

A dripping wet beaver, only minus the teeth.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Kevlar/Nomex work gloves. They are awesome. Get an extra pair for experimenting.
(Note: a bullet will go through them.)

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@LuckyGuy GA, gloves always come in handy. (I’d ask how you know they’re not bulletproof but I think I know that answer. Laughs.)

Dutchess_III's avatar

I remember Mom once telling me that when a guy buys lingerie for his woman he’s really buying a present for himself.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

A wise woman, your mother. :) That’s why it goes well on his wish list.

Coloma's avatar

Look up ” hand held scalp massager” on amazon. They are SO awesome. We had 3 delivered here yesterday, everyone was ooohing and aahing over the sensations. The original, which are pricier, are called “Head Trip.” Great gift and less than $10.00 for the knockoff designs.

LuckyGuy's avatar

@Coloma. I love that thing!

Coloma's avatar

@LuckyGuy I know huh! Scalpgasm. lol

majorbacon's avatar

A coupon booklet with sexual favored

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