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Another brilliant lawsuit filed in Nebraska - what is with those people? God is being sued for causing natural disasters. My question: Where do they serve legal papers?

Asked by elbanditoroso (28879points) May 6th, 2015

Are Nebraskans batshit crazy?

Fox News reports link that a Nebraska State senator is suing God for causing natural disasters.

Think this one has a chance?

Questions:

- where are the legal papers delivered to?
– who is the defense lawyer?
– what’s the defense going to be?
– How would an injunction work?
– What’s the penalty if the disasters don’t stop?
– Has the statute of limitations been exceeded on most of the past disasters?

I used to think that California was the land of the nuts, but Nebraska has jumped way ahead.

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ucme's avatar

Only in eeh-merry-ka
Works as both a statement of fact & a valid answer to the question.

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I guess the bats are flying big time in Nebraska. Maybe they want to be part of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals?

filmfann's avatar

California was the land of the crazies long ago, but has been surpassed by Texas and South Carolina.

kritiper's avatar

On Mount Ararat.

josie's avatar

It is my understanding that God is Super-natural.
Thus God has no material connection to the natural (which I always thought was what Moses, Jesus and Mohammed were for).
So even if you could serve him the papers, God would have no standing, physical or legal, in a natural court.

Jaxk's avatar

It’s that damned fluoride in the water. It makes people crazy.

kritiper's avatar

@Jaxk You think that too?? So maybe I’m not crazy to think that!

Dutchess_III's avatar

They must be over dosing on their inhalers. Making themselves crazy.

ragingloli's avatar

Well, if the bible were correct, then god would be guilty, by its own admission. (Isaiah 45:7)

Jaxk's avatar

@kritiper – It depends on how much water you drink. You can be right and still be crazy.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

And he is a Democrat I only thought Republicans were that kind of crazy, No offence @Jaxk

Jaxk's avatar

@SQUEEKY2 – No offense taken. It just shows that crazy knows no ideology.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Oh, I so want to say something about this, but I won’t

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