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What would you write if you could?

Asked by Kardamom (31427points) May 22nd, 2015

If you were going to write a spammy piece of advertisement and try to put it on Fluther, what would you write?

This is the product you would be writing about: Toe Jam Cleaner.

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Mimishu1995's avatar

Want to make your feet more beautiful?

Do you think your feet will be perfect if you can get rid of those damn toe jams? Well you have come to the right place. Mimishu Toe Jam provide you with the scientifically proven toe jam cleaner that clean every little piece of dust no matter where it is. Just put your foot into the cleaner, press the button and wait, that’s all you have to do! Your feet will look so beautiful that everyone has to look at them at parties!

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We also have a competition for anyone who buy our products. It’s simple: just use our cleaner and snapshot your feet in its best position. Simple, fun and a big award awaiting!

zenvelo's avatar

Sorry, John Lennon already did it.

He wear no shoeshine, he got toe-jam football He got monkey finger, he shoot coca-cola

Dutchess_III's avatar

Go bare foot as often as possible! And stay out of the cat rooms.

Berserker's avatar

There’s no way I could beat those Goldbond guys.

Pachy's avatar

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Dutchess_III's avatar

No @Pachy, no! Suicide is not the answer! Stop!

Kardamom's avatar

My own contribution, going along with some of the stuff I’ve seen on here recently.

Toe Jam Clean. What is best deal for clean jam? Toe Jam Cleane from our best manufacture. Most will agree to best practice with these product. Ship direct to you or visit website. A must for users in need to clean jam. Click here to take sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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