Have you ever used the Magic 8 Ball to make an important decision for you? How did it turn out?

I’m here ain’t I?

Nope. Important decisions should be made through logic and reasoning, not random choice.

Yes. But I tend to do exactly what the 8 ball says not to do…

That’s kind of how I do things, I ask someone if I should A or B and them saying B makes me realize I really wanted A. Ah the stubborn qualities of a woman!

Well, I don’t know about an important decision but I’m really hoping it was right when it said that I would pass my maths exam…

Ask again later.

I used to. I dropped mine and it broke. Very sad…

Better not tell you now

It wasn’t magic 8 ball, but a young lady and I flipped a coin to determine if we should move in together.

We had a mutual friend who needed a place to stay, invited him to stay with us. I moved out, he ended up physically abusing her and her kids, and then suddenly left town.

No more coin flips for important decisions!