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Could this be true? California's drought is caused by ... legal abortions?

Asked by elbanditoroso (28848points) June 15th, 2015

You have to love the right wing – they’re internally consistent even though they’re totally nuts.

The latest theory behind the drought in California – God’s wrath at California for allowing legal abortions!!


Why is it that California (seemingly more than any other state) has such wackos?

(And on a theological note: Why would god make everyone suffer for the abortions of a small minority?)

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Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I saw the story over the weekend. But it also made me wonder who voted for this nutjob.

dxs's avatar

If I were to run against this person for office, would I stand a chance?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

I’d vote for you.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Only if it’s raining, @dxs

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Please stop! I can take no more of this. What are they high on?

ucme's avatar

Haha, it’s like that British girl arrested in Malaysia for getting her tits out on a “sacred” mountain.
Some fucked up govt official prick actually blamed her for causing a minor earthquake, so furious were the gods at the sight of her twin peaks, have a word, man.

zenvelo's avatar

It explains a lot. Texas is being punished with torrential floods for trying to ban abortions and ban same sex marriage.

Berserker's avatar

@ucme I heard about that. What a load of anal evacuation. I can hack that people will believe all sorts of weird stuff, but when they act on it is what scares me. This world is so much more unstable than I seem to realize, when one’s boobs are blamed for natural disasters.
Have a word indeed.

ucme's avatar

@Symbeline Yeah, the girl spent 3 days in jail & was fined a grand.
So her tits are valued at £500 each, not bad for non implants :D

Berserker's avatar

That’s just fucking outrageous. Her tits DID NOT cause an earthquake. That she is being accused of causing it makes me completely sick.

ucme's avatar

She got deported over the weekend, had planned moving on with her friends to vietnam & singapore, not anymore. Forced to go before the press & apologise for her “disgraceful” actions, no quake admission though, funny dat.

Berserker's avatar

Eh…so they didn’t make her mention the quake?

ucme's avatar

If they did, she ignored it, said something about lacking respect for the culture, yada yada.

Apparently_Im_The_Grumpy_One's avatar

Politics and religion in one question?! No thanks.

tinyfaery's avatar

These are the only Republicans we still have in the state. The smarter ones have boned-out. No room for them here.

kritiper's avatar

Where do I stop laughing??

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Maybe because the supposedly sane people are way too wicked….......

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