[NSFW] If humans had beaks, how would the mechanics of the fellatio and cunnilingus change?

The verb “to eat” would have a less metaphorical meaning, I suppose. Some pain fetishists would be more satisfied. Cannibals may be pleased as well.

I would ask birds, but they are not talkative about what happens in the nest when no one’s watching.

and what’s with the tags?

A woman gives a blowjob to 2 guys…she likes a cockatoo

If humans had beaks, then evolution would have taken a different direction. So I imagine that the same evolutionary processes would have caused the development of other ways of giving pleasure to another person.

Basically, if you’re making the leap that humans have beaks, I’m making a different leap.

They would probably be non-existent.

Men would have feathers under their armpits.

There would be nothing to change as fellatio and cunnilingus would not exist.

The girl could still be throat fucked…Wouldn’t be super different than letting baby birds eat out of the mom birds mouth.
I personally don’t like throat fucking girls though, because it seems like they’re dying.

Guess I could stick my beak in a girl if my beak wasn’t too sharp,or big… I’ve already stuck my nose in a few…