How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris wanted to chuck wood?

Is he awake or asleep?

You messed it up, man! It should be:
“How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?” A bunch. But not as much as Bruce Lee.

“Donald Trump packed a peck of pickled peckers.”

How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?

How many seagulls would Steven Seagal throttle if they stole his fish supper?

How much rack would Barack Obama rack if Barack Obama would rack rack. Um..no.

As much as he wants if this is any indication

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How much fuckin’ wood could fuckin’ Chuck Norris fuck, if fuckin’ Chuck Norris wanted to fuck wood?

None- he doesn’t need any more reasons to be nicknamed “sliver dick”.

@kritiper . Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. That’s for us silly mortals…

Before the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks to see if Chuck Norris is under the bed…

Bruce Lee could chuck more.

I don’t know