How long did Trump look at the eclipse, and why did he say he did?

Does he do anything that is a good idea?

I looked for a second. I’m fine.
I hope he was really stupid and goes blind though.

You know why some school systems didn’t let third graders out for recess during the eclipse ? ? ?

Because they had incredibly stupid kids?

Did he get asked why he did it? What was his answer?

I’m sure his answer would be “Because they told me not to. Nobody tells me what to do.”

I have the strongest eyes. You wouldn’t believe how strong my eyes are. All the eye doctors say so. When I look at the sun, it has to wear special glasses so I don’t hurt it. By the way, did you see the huge crowd that came out to watch me view to eclipse? It stretched right across the country. Some people drove for days just to watch me view to eclipse.

♪ He’s got…very bigly eyes…♫