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If we could arrange a cage fight between Trump and Kim Jong Un to settle things, would you pay to view?

Asked by rojo (24179points) January 3rd, 2018

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chyna's avatar

Yes. I would love to see who really has the biggest button.

ragingloli's avatar

Only if I am guaranteed that both of them are killed at the end, regardless of which of the two emerges “victorious”.
Like, for example, a ring-wide trap door, leading to a pit of nerve agent coated, rusty, barbed SPIKES!

imrainmaker's avatar

lol..that would be interesting..)

filmfann's avatar

In the end, some asshole will win, and feel empowered. Not a good thing.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Trump would keel over in the first 30 seconds. His heart would give out.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I wouldn’t pay a lot. I doubt either of them has ever had to personally defend themselves physically. I’m certain that they both lack the courage to back up anything they say with just their own brain, and body…

flutherother's avatar

Wouldn’t it be more sensible to give each of them a large red button connected to a huge number of thermonuclear bombs?

Patty_Melt's avatar

ABSOLUTELY!
Thunderdome, two walk in, one walk out.
Who runs Bartertown?

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Sure as long as they both lose.
Both are bullies, idiots, and clueless.

Zaku's avatar

Flamethrowers at three paces.

filmfann's avatar

@Patty_Melt Master Blaster runs Bartertown, and these days, Master Blaster looks like Jeff Sessions sitting on Steve Bannon’s shoulders.

Patty_Melt's avatar

That would put Trump in as Mad Max, some awesome guy who gets looped in, to do Auntie Entity’s dirty work.
Who is Auntie?

KNOWITALL's avatar

Yes, chubby little Kim wouldn’t stand a chance, he’s only good at killing his own people, and that only by ordering others to do it.

chyna's avatar

Welcome back @KNOWITALL

KNOWITALL's avatar

Thanks @chyna, appreciate that, I’ve missed a lot of you.

NomoreY_A's avatar

No. Why pay money to watch Golden Boy hiding in a corner tweeting that it’s a fake fight and that Obama and Hillary tried to pay him to take a dive? And PIllsbury Doughboy prancing around making sure his sycophant fan boys are grinning like idiots and taking notes every time he farts? You call that a boxing match?

NomoreY_A's avatar

I’m sure all the female attendees would be all a flutter just to see those two out of shape jerk weeds in boxing shorts and shirtless (eye roll).

Patty_Melt's avatar

The Donald would clobber spanky.

MrGrimm888's avatar

^He’s a bit old. For cage fighting…

ragingloli's avatar

Would not surprise me one bit if the Orangutan does not even know how to put on his own clothes.

NomoreY_A's avatar

Lol @ “Orangutan”.

ragingloli's avatar

you know that wrestling is fake, right?

MrGrimm888's avatar

^And Trump isn’t? ...

Patty_Melt's avatar

Fake or not, he knocked the man down, and later shaved his head. Seems to me he could handle the garden gnome just fine.

ragingloli's avatar

Yeah, just like Jon Bernthal could take out an entire army by himself.

rojo's avatar

^^ He IS the garden gnome (True story).

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