If it is not too personal, how is your "Summer Vagina" doing this year? (details inside and possibly, maybe NSFW)

Funny article and that’s all you’re getting on the subject from me!

I’ll let the comments speak for me:

“Already? My spring one still works fine.”

“Wait, I need a summer vagina now? I didn’t know I was supposed to be switching them out with the seasons. I just can’t keep up with fashion.”

“Oh, good. I’ve been feeling really stuck in Spring Vagina mode.”

“Damn, I haven’t taken down my vagina’s Christmas lights yet…”

Somebody with more balls than me has to ask about a summer dick….

Guys, I don’t want you to feel left out. How ‘bout your gal? Have you noticed? (if not you may already be in hot water) Has she mentioned it or got a new ‘do for the summer? Jump in!

I took off my shoes and shaved my legs, OK???

I’m not gonna touch it…

My summer vagina is not dealing well with climate change. Neither is my winter vagina. I can, however, substitute my Mars vagina as a comfortable and stable alternative.

Ah @rebbel , you’re no fun!

T t toUCH it, just, touch it!

The subject…...

‘S okay. I was only trying to entertain myself.

@Patty_Melt so that is what we are calling it now?

I’ll tell you what happened to me twice in my 20s. I had an apartment with a big room
and a large round dining table. There were these airline strwardesses who lived in the neighborhood and all flew for United. They would meet at my house, kick my ass at scrabble and drink like fish. These women were the closest thing to sailors on leave that I’ve ever experienced. One particular evening 4 stews and my upstairs neighbor (an otherwise demure and refined woman in her 50’s) were busy drinking me under the table and mopping the floor with me at board games when the conversation turned to things that could afflict a woman’s nether regions, and the ensuing discussion planted images in my head that would pop up for years at the most inopportune times.

^^ ROFL!