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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Is it a good idea to have handy wipes available for men's urinals? (NSFW)

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24473points) October 22nd, 2018

Would any one use it? For your hands and your junk.

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stanleybmanly's avatar

Just more urine soaked trash to litter the floor.

kritiper's avatar

No. There is TP and/or towels there if needed. Oh, if your aim is that bad, try holding it while operating. I have never needed to wipe myself down.
If you want to take your own handy wipes into the john with you, knock yourself out. Just don’t expect them to be furnished – too expensive.

LadyMarissa's avatar

Guess you haven’t heard yet, the wet wipes do NOT biodegrade & they are clogging the filters at the waste processing plants & beginning to clog the pipes in between!!! It seems that there will be a coming movement (no pun intended) to STOP them from being flushed & IF that doesn’t work, to possibly STOP selling them. I seriously doubt that public restrooms will willingly add them to your selection of products to use due to the extra expense. You might want to buy the ones with the hard shelled case so you can keep them in your pocket & take them in with you…just do NOT flush them!!!

Dutchess_III's avatar

I am no expert in such things…but are there men who don’t even hold on to the handle when they pee??

RocketGuy's avatar

I hold on so that I can control the impact zone. If you hit at the wrong area or wrong angle, there is splatter, which gets onto your pants.

Dutchess_III's avatar

It never occurred to me that any man wouldn’t hold on to it. Why wouldn’t they?

stanleybmanly's avatar

too drunk to find it

Dutchess_III's avatar

Anyway, to answer the question, with my new found knowledge, first, hold on to the damn thing so it doesn’t spray wildly all over the walls and clothes and other people and 2) just dab it with a piece of toilet paper like we women do (I bet that would go over well in a line of guys using the urinals) and 3) wash your hands.

RocketGuy's avatar

Who dabs?!

Dutchess_III's avatar

IDK. Apparently the OP was looking for some way to clean himself after. But I supposed that isn’t a very manly man thing to do for some reason. Just let your underwear soak up the last bit. Gross, BTW.

RocketGuy's avatar

“No matter how much you shake and dance,
the last drop always falls into your pants.”

That’s why we should change our underwear every day.

Dutchess_III's avatar

My dad used to say to his children (3 girls)
“You can shake and shake all you please
but the very last drop goes in your BVDs.”

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