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What do you think of these proposed horror movie titles, currently being developed?

Asked by JackAdams (6492points) August 23rd, 2008

This first one is a possible science-fiction movie, made in the style of all of those John Agar (1921–2002) films of the 1950s. The “working title” for it is, “INVASION OF THE LONG-FINGERED PROCTOLOGISTS”

The next one is so horrible, I have been told by “experts,” that, quoting them, “No movie studio will touch it!”

It is titled, “ATTACK OF THE INCOME TAX AUDITORS”

August 24, 2008, 2:10 AM EDT

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cooksalot's avatar

WAIT! That isn’t a movie! It’s REALITY!!!

JackAdams's avatar

Which one?

August 24, 2008, 2:16 AM EDT

cooksalot's avatar

That last one! LOL

JackAdams's avatar

It’s been called, “more horrible than, ‘The Blob’.”

August 24, 2008, 2:23 AM EDT

Indy318's avatar

those movies are HORROR-ible. Haha, those was a TERROR-ible titles. Okay, I’ll stop now.

I like the first one but dont know what the last word means- it sounds interesting though.

JackAdams's avatar

A “Proctologist” is a doctor specializing in diseases of the rectum and anus.

S/he works around assholes all day long.

You know, like someone who works at “City Hall” in your community.

August 24, 2008, 9:27 AM EDT

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

Ummm, Jack? When in the heck do you sleep? Second question, where in the heck do you come up with this crazy shit? Third question, what’s with the time and date stamp? Lastly, I do appreciate you….

JackAdams's avatar

The time and date stamp shows precisely when a post was made by me, for my own future reference.

August 24, 2008, 12:36 PM EDT

deaddolly's avatar

lol…they suck and would go directly to DVD, under the B movies. A title can either make or break a film, whether it’s a good film or not.

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