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webmasterwilliam's avatar

How should I celebrate achieving 100 Lurve?

Asked by webmasterwilliam (160points) September 5th, 2008

I’m only a few Lurve away and am very excited about it!

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augustlan's avatar

I just put you a little closer!

JackAdams's avatar

I’d recommend a party that was SO LARGE, that you’d have to rent Wyoming for the entire weekend.

September 5, 2008, 2:57 PM EDT

cwilbur's avatar

Asking interesting questions; writing well-thought-out answers.

tedibear's avatar

I would go with Jack’s party recommendation and invite everyone on Fluther!

Babo's avatar

Ice cream!

scamp's avatar

Way to go! just wait till you see how exciting 1000 points is!!

JackAdams's avatar

“I would go with Jack’s party recommendation and invite everyone on Fluther!”

AND, ask them to bring along a covered-dish and plastic utensils.

He can’t do EVERYTHING!

September 5, 2008, 2:44 PM EDT

Babo's avatar

@JackAdams: Why do you have dates and times everywhere?

JackAdams's avatar

Why do you ask?

September 5, 2008, 3:27 PM EDT

Babo's avatar

Babo just curious!

JackAdams's avatar

OK, I’ll satisfy your curiosity, once and for all time, but you must PROMISE me that you won’t tell anyone else, ever, because this is a real secret, and I don’t want anyone else but YOU knowing…

I am originally from the planet QUERTZL, in the Zaluvian Galaxy, many light-years away from this planet, and I am doing research regarding Earthlings, who were actually transplanted here from my own home planet, many thousands of years ago, which explains why we look just like the humanoids on Earth.

As part of my being here in a research capacity, I have to document, for my superiors, all of my actions, creating a kind of super-detailed diary of everything I do, so they have proof-positive, that I’m not wasting my time with frivolous Earth-type pursuits, such as visiting a Nevada brothel.

My time/date indicators supply part of that proof to my superiors on my home planet, that I am indeed wasting my time on intellectual pursuits, and in the hopes that I will become a better humanoid.

You see, beings from our own planet were placed here, as a kind of social experiment, and we on the home planet must periodically travel here to see how our original seeds have grown and prospered, from those who came here, eons ago.

So, when my superiors see the printed pages from all of my questions and answers (with the times and Earth-date noted), they will be able to know exactly what I was doing (and when), every hour of every day, and I’ll be able to collect my weekly paychecks, without any encumbrances.

I’m trusting you with this information, and hope that you won’t tell anyone else, because those of us from my planet, don’t want other Earthlings to know what we are doing, nor what we have planned for your future.

You are an interesting race of beings, and the one thing that we on my planet admire most about all of you, is that you appear to be at your BEST, when things are at their worst.

BTW, Babo, you’d be amazed at how many civilizations like yours, exist in the Universe. You are not alone.

Remember: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

September 5, 2008, 3:47 PM EDT

Babo's avatar

Babo frightened!!!

JackAdams's avatar

Hold that thought.

September 5, 2008, 5:54 PM EDT

robmandu's avatar

@babo, as are we all. As are we all.

JackAdams's avatar

Babo! You told!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 5, 2008, 4:38 PM EDT

marinelife's avatar

Congrats, webmasterwilliam, I see you have arrived!

buster's avatar

You should celebrate by getting a motel room, hooker, and an 8-ball.

JackAdams's avatar

No! The last thing in the world that you need in a motel room, is ANOTHER fisherman!

September 5, 2008, 5:32 PM EDT

loser's avatar

Pizza & Beer! Preferably lots of both! 100!!! Woo-Hoo!!!

iwamoto's avatar

pringles & more fluthering !

Allie's avatar

I really like the Wyoming size party idea. I’m going to handcuff myself to someone so I don’t get lost.

Hahaha, nice one, B.

iwamoto's avatar

my wrist is still free ;)

AstroChuck's avatar

Yeah. I second loser with pizza and beer. I love pizza better than sex!
(Of course that’s only because I can get pizza.)

JackAdams's avatar

You have my everlasting sympathy…

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