Can you give an example of humorous dialogue from the movies?

Arnold Schwarzenegger shooting Sharon Stone in the head, and capping it offf (get it?) with “Consider that a divorce!”

I liked this one:

Captain Renault: What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We’re in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

I hear Monty Pyton entering the room!

Just about any conversation between Groucho and Chico in a Marx brothers movie.

Arnold Schwarzenegger in True Lies (1994)...

Women. Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t kill ‘em!

“Sealed with a curse, as sharp as a knife
Doomed is your soul and damned is your life”

Uhhh…I guess you had to be there.

“You’re just a puppet!”
“I’m not a puppet! You’re a puppet!”
from Team America World Police

“Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras, you faithless slime!”

“Major Strasser has been shot! Round up the usual suspects.”

“You told me your dog doesn’t bite!” “Thats not my dog!” Inspector Clouseau to a hotel manager, “Return of the Pink Panther”.

https://youtu.be/SDPA-8CedCw Funny scene from Bridge on the River Kwai