Who wants to do a never-ending word phrase game?

I’ll start.

I think I should go to the park today.

At the park, I will learn why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.

And at the park I will not drive on the grass, they get very upset when you drive on the grass.

On my grass! Get off my lawn!

The park sounds good, but let’s make it the water one so people won’t be temped to park on the green.

What’s par for this green?

It’s par for the course, of course!

I’m thinking about taking a college course in graphics.

Shall I get graphic?

Well don’t get to graphic!

I will get too graphic!

Grrrraphic! Grrrraphic! Grrrraphic!

Make that National Geographic.

Why make such a big deal out of it?

Yeah what’s the deal?

What’s love but a second-hand emotion?

Second hand? Time to hit the flea markets!

Let’s go lodge with my fleas in hills. I mean, let’s flee to my lodge in the hills.

I’d like to lodge a complaint about how this thread is progressing.

It’s making progress

About as well as the Republican party making progress.

Progress back to the Dark Ages.

If they continue on their path very much so.

But if they change their ways they can change.

Change for a twenty – - ten a five and five singles.

Which would be achieved easier than a Rep/con changing their ways.

That’s alternate reality stuff. Repubs changing their ways?

There are two ways to do things – the right way and the wrong way.

Or in the minds of some, my way or the highway!

The Pan-American Highway goes from Argentina to Alaska.

North to Alaska

where the frontier is.

Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.

While camping at Fort Wilderness I used my crockpot and also visited Frontier Land.

Space! The final frontier!

Yes but there is also the Nissan Frontier don’t forget.

Don’t forget to clean your plate. There are starving children in Africa.

North Africa for me. Golden Era of the French Foreign Legion.

Africa would be neat,l like big cats.

I like cats, but not in the house.

Have a beer on the house.

I’m not a beer drinker but do appreciate a nice, cold Diet Coke.

A Diet Coke for the lady please. I’ll have a coffee, black.

I have a red door and I want it painted black.

Midnight, one more night without sleeping, watching till the morning comes creeping, black door what’s that secret your keeping. They have a grand piano and they play it loud behind the black door…

My door is white. And dirty.

Cleaning doors is a dirty and messy job.

Wait for warm weather for that!

But not to warm because then it will be just to hot.

I like my pizza hot out of the oven.

I have a frozen pizza from Trader Joe’s which will be a perfect lunch on this snowy snow day.

I like a yummy coffee drink on a snowy day.

I like to sip my coffee drink by the fireplace.

I found a bunch of socks in the fireplace last time we cleaned the living room.

Kids are weird.

I have a wood stove insert in my living room.

I don’t get this exercise.

Exercise your mind do a crossword puzzle.

Free your mind and the rest will follow.

Follow the yellow brick road

To the rainbow at the end of it

Looking for the pot of gold

But the gold was all gone the Republicans stole it all, and blamed the democrats.

The republicans felt sorry and gave the gold back and went to say sorry to the dems.

I’m sorry, so sorry, I can’t accept their apology.

Accept their apology when sorry seems to be the hardest word?

“Hate wears you down, and does not hurt your enemy. Hate is like taking poison and wishing your enemy would die.”

https://theacademy.sdsu.edu/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/two-wolves-cherokee-story.pdf

Let’s continue.

I think we’ll have a garden this year.

I will have time to tend it, unlike last year.

This thread tends to drift away from the rules. Several move forward without using any part of the post previous to their own.

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AWAY !

Away down South in Dixie?

Dixie is a city about 12 miles from my house.

A Tale of One City

One is the loneliest number that you ever knew.

My hubby changed his phone number.

Deep State has Trump’s number.

I can swim even in the deep end!

That was the be-all end-all experience.

Walking in snow barefoot is quite the experience!

It can get cold walking on snow.

Frosty the Snowman needs to melt. Permanently.

Oh to love, permanently, and to have that love reciprocated!

Spring is here and love is in the air.

The “air” is blowing with gusts up to 23 MPH.

Don’t go over the speed limit!

Never limit yourself by others feedback.

The feedback of others is often confused as noise.

Always too much noise in a club.

Welcome to the club!

Club sandwich please

I had to delivery a shit sandwich to an employee today.

Oh, shit!

“Oh, what a beautiful morning !”

Oh, what a beautiful day!

Even though I’m Oklahomely, everythang’s going my way!

Camelot, Camelot !!

I’m the world’s most obscure rapper, Sir Cumalot!

Sir Cumalot, I presume. Now announcing Lord and Lady Douchebag!

Allow me to introduce the Scarlett Pumpernickel! Never call a lady name names you knave!

Never say never.

Off to Never Never Land. Second star to the right, on till morning.

Hooray for Captain Hook, the worlds most famous crook.

By hook or by crook!

I’m not a crook!!

Oh but Richard Nixon was a crook.

I am not a crook, I want to make that perfectly clear!

my knees aren’t crooked, but they do bend at the right place!

Take the bend in the trail, it will lead you to the right place to hunker down for the night.

Two roads diverged in a snowy wood…

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both

I called a taxi!

Taxi was a great sitcom.

Oh yeah. I was thinking about Taxi Driver, the DeNiro film.

Driver, follow that car!

Car 54 where are you?

My Mother the car, wants her headlights adjusted.

Two eyes like headlights shown out of the darkness.

It was a close encounter of the third kind. And have E. T. call home.

I remember my third grade teacher being rather short.

Short! I resemble that!

Short Circuit is a cheesy movie, but I love it anyway.

Easy cheesy potatoes ! https://www.saltandlavender.com/scalloped-potatoes/

I’m easy like Sunday morning.

Sunday mornings are for Jazz and newspapers.

Sunday mornings are for sleeping late. Or old Roy Rogers flicks on DVD. Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds.

During my Navy days, we ate from Roy Rogers on duty nights, because there was one just across the street from the back road to the base. Somebody would make the run, and place about a dozen separate orders at the drive thru.

Roy Rogers and Trigger just galloped down the back forty.

Got to plow the back forty before the storms move in.

Jimi just came in from the storm.

The storm dropped Purple Rain

When the rain subsided, it left a Purple Haze.

The rain falls on the just and on the unjust.

Niagara Falls is in New York and Ontario

A weekend in Canada, a change of pace, was all I really had in mind.

This weekend, we’re celebrating mothers everywhere.

Except mothers in Mexico were celebrated Wednesday, May 10th.

We are all inclusive, so, mothers in Mexico get celebrated twice, I guess.

I guess I’ll try to be productive today.

I guess I’ll try to be reproductive today.

:-D

Not at my age. TJBM will watch Trump drama closely.

This is not TJBM

I do have a watch.

I goofed, call it a senior moment. Have to watch those.

Senior moment? Watch what?

In two years, my daughter will be a graduating senior.

What is this? Senioritis week?

I expect this to be a weak week for me.

Awww (((@Patty_Melt)))