Where should Donny Trump go in order to get almost half a billion dollars by Monday?

Cousin Putin

Honestly, not my problem. He could sell his wife to to the highest bidder, for all I care.

I have the PERFECT place for him but he’s already sold his soul to the devil!!!

Elon Musk. He blew $50 billion buying Twitter just to unban Trump.

Jared. Then Jared from Saudi A.

Or…sell his lies old and new for 500 bucks each to his MAGA worshipers.

I think his daughter and her husband could probably come up with it,but she would have to know he would have no problem not paying them back.

He could ask his pal Putin , but let’s make that public and see how well it does for his campaign.

One little shoebox of defense secrets and spies’ names overlooked under his bed ought to do it with the right people: Putin, say, and Xi?

Or maybe even more conveniently, a flash drive.

Trumps 60% share of his Truth Social website is estimated at around $8 billion so I guess that he is fine.

He was given a 30 day extension on a lowered amount. Around ~$175 million.

Also Conrad Black is worth $400 million dollars. Trump pardoned him for his its “ok to steal from employers in direct proportion to rank in the company.”