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That really blanks my blank!

Asked by SuperMouse (30772points) December 18th, 2008

This question where aanuszek1 describes something that “grinds my gears” made me wonder, what is your favorite of those types of sayings? For me it is a toss up between that really steams my bean and that really eats my lunch.

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tonedef's avatar

These will all invariably sound like sexual euphemisms. Especially the two you mentioned!

even “push my buttons” can sound sexy if you say it right.

syz's avatar

That really cooks my bacon!

tonedef's avatar

That just shears my sheep!

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

That really floats my boat. More positive then negative.

That really clogs my toilet. Much more negative.

That really shivers my timber. Much more dirty. instead of shivers you can use tickles and substitute another t word for timber to make it more female freindly

Les's avatar

Boils my cabbage.

syz's avatar

Bursts my bubble.

cookieman's avatar

I’ve used Burns my Bagel here on Fluther.

I’ll also say: Don’t Butter my Bread = Kiss my ass

EmpressPixie's avatar

That really tickles my tuna!

SoapChef's avatar

Your answers all just “take the cake”!

cookieman's avatar

Very good SoapChef!

I love these. Lots of food references.

tonedef's avatar

Well, gosh, that just jiggles my giblets.

SoapChef's avatar

@ tonedef There you go with the sexual innuendos again!
@empress Asexual, really? ;0)

tonedef's avatar

@soap, what can I say? Colloquial consonance turns me on. It (as Dan Savage would say), turns my crank.

autumn43's avatar

That really frosts my patoot!

MrMontpetit's avatar

That really entertains my brain.
That really makes me angry.

Wait what?

SoapChef's avatar

@ tonedef Hah! Lurve for quoting Dan Savage!

SoapChef's avatar

How about, that really “frosts my cupcake”?

happylady's avatar

That really rots my socks.

MrMontpetit's avatar

That really jingles my bells?

Lets get everyone into the holiday spirit!

oh wow, that really DID sound like an innuendo, didn’t it?

jbfletcherfan's avatar

rips my gizzard…..

MrMontpetit's avatar

that really chafes my thighs.

SoapChef's avatar

@ MrMontpetit They make a cream for that. ;0)

cookieman's avatar

Mmmm….C U P C A K E S

Hmm, oh…what? Sorry. I’m back now

wundayatta's avatar

turns my stomach
yanks my chain
grates my teeth
lightens my step
scratches my itch
lights my eyes
soothes my skin
bites my ass
rings my bell

cookieman's avatar

That really Flusters my Fluther.

I’ve never used it – but maybe we should.

SoapChef's avatar

Well that just ‘pops my cherry’! stop it

dalepetrie's avatar

tosses my salad

cookieman's avatar

@SoapChef: You can only use that one once. And you should really save it for someone special.

poofandmook's avatar

I had a science teacher in 6th grade, in the middle of screaming at a student, yell: “THAT REALLY FROSTS MY COOKIES!!” and I started cracking up and giggled for the rest of the period.

I got in trouble. :(

SoapChef's avatar

@cprevite That train has long since pulled out of the depot! :0)

Mtl_zack's avatar

Whatever tutes your flute

it could be sexual

augustlan's avatar

That really butters my PANCAKE.

scamp's avatar

poof took mine. That really frosts my cookies!! That put icing on the cake of my day!

gooch's avatar

That really chaps my ass

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