If you could see Jesus Christ face to face and ask him a question, what would of be?

Can you turn this gallon of tapwater into some wine for me J.C.?

Where do babies come from?

Did you really expect everyone not to twist and use it all to their advantage? And on top of that, you really could have picked a story line that hadn’t been used for hundreds of years in other religions.

I guess the lack of education really played to your advantage a few thousand years ago.

Hey, I think they bought it.

I would ask him why his father hadn’t taken the opportunity to let everyone know, once and for all, that he exists.

Where did my wife leave her keys?

What gives with these people? Tell me this wasn’t your idea.

Where’s your punchline?

Where did you learn those cool magic ticks, and whose really your old man?

Son of god? DNA please!

(this is in the hypothetical universe where he is the son of god so I wouldn’t be asking out of skepticality but instead out of geekery.)

How is it a sacrifice to get crucified in order to form a loophole in the rules that God himself created, then proceed to become God yourself?

i dont think it would matter what i asked him, because 1.) He wouldn’t understand what i’m saying and i wouldn’t understand his answer, and 2.) even if i could speak Aramaic, his answer would probably be “who the f is jesus christ?”. There never was a person named Jesus Christ, His first name wasn’t Jesus and his last name wasn’t Christ.

I would ask him how he found the strength to give up his life. I’m also curious as to how he spent the parts of his life not mentioned in the bible (birth-20s?)

Id probably be like. Soooo Jesus, what brings you back from the dead this time? And does this some how involve me…... (please say no)

Jesus, could you please tell your daddy ”Fuck you”, for me please? Thanks.

“Would you please tell me everything about the stars, moons, universes, galaxies and the secrets in the depths of the oceans? Oh. And who killed Kennedy?”

WTF?

mrdh that’s terrible.

Do you like it when people call you J.C.?

did he let his twin brother Thomas be crucified in his name? The soldiers when they went to get him, didn’t know who he was. It makes sense that a substitute was sent and then when he appeared after three days, people believed he rose from the dead. Behold! a new religion is born.

I thought his brother (some believe he had one) was James the Just.

His brother was Craig.

I like his list.

do you just love the song they wrote about you in Hamlet 2? or do you feel challenged by bert mccracken, because as a brunette there seems to be a striking resemblance…

For an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent fella, you sure have been keeping to yourself the last couple of millenia. Too much to ask for a little help down here?

@ 90s kid: Yes it is. Also, I’ve been reading Preacher so if that explains anything…

WHY DID YOU LET ME DRKNK AND FLUTHER?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Qvo Vadis Domine?

though I’d have to learn to say it in Aramaic, because he didn’t speak Latin.

What’s his email adress

How much of that stuff they said about you in the Bible is actually true?