I finally got to 1,000 on my lurve score, where's my prize?

It’s in the mail.

You get a Confucius quote:

Today’s quote “What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.”

Enjoy

In the mail? What would that be? I’m too far from the four figures so please just tell me, LOL!!!

ohhh just you wait…

Here, have a pancake!
Congrats :)

Here it is! You get a big huge kiss and it’s a sweet one too!

Congratulations on the one thousand lurve also!

I got a new car.

I got gonorrhea.

I got a rock.

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HAAAAHAHAHA!

@evelyns_pet_zebra – CONGRATULATIONS on the big 1K!

@johnpowell hahaha much lurve!

Tsk, Tsk. Didn’t anyone tell you it’s rude to ask

You are getting a check. Too bad it’s taxed and will bump you up just enough in bracket to make you lose money. Don’t cash that thing. This place is a racket!

It’s in the frizzer but no one has thought to look there.

I heard that looking in the frizzer was something one really wouldn’t want to do.

@joeysefika, rude? Seems you haven’t been following my path through this place. I have been labeled (unfairly of course) as sort of an asshole. Look at my avatar, does that look like the face of a boy that is sort of an asshole? wait, don’t answer that.

You get our undying affection. Now that you have graduated to the next level, you have to decide whether you are or are not an asshole. “Sort of an asshole” doesn’t parse.

We had a party for you yesterday. Where were you?

Just make sure you retain a degree of humility as some forget where they came from and that there is a grand mix of people on here.

@evelyns_pet_zebra, no sorry i haven’t been following you (I’ve been away for several weeks) I was only joking, of course and no offense was intended

I got a congratulations after 1k. Beware though, you face a period where the lurve comes to a shiny red stop sign. At least it happened to me.

I won’t forget where I came from, I left my arrogance in my other suit. As for my assholiness, I remain stubbornly in mid-stream. Sometimes I am an asshole, sometimes I’m not. Sort of like the old candy commercial, Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.

Besides, our overlords, affectionately called the moderators have me on a list. I can’t prove it, but I’m pretty well convinced that someone is watching me. OOOOeeeeeOOOOOeeeeeoooOOOOOeeee.

@Zebra; Maybe, to be on the safe side, bag the sound effects?

So, I as I understand it, you are an asshole some of the time and not one at others?

but I like the sound effects. You should try being around me in person, the sound effects are nonstop, especially after a large helping of boiled cabbage and/or beans. Personally, I don’t think I am an asshole at all, but it has come to my attention that my clever remarks are often taken as the things an asshole would say. Maybe that could be the influence for my next question. Hmmmm…

@evelyns_pet_zebra: ” Sometimes I am an asshole, sometimes I’m not.”

“Personally, I don’t think I am an asshole at all.”

You can’t have it both ways. What’s it going to be?

Fine, have it your way. Hi, my name is Evelyns_Pet_Zebra and I am an asshole.

Welcome to AA, Assholes Anonymous.

so @gailcalled, which are you? LOL

@evelyns_pet_zebra: She’s a stickler, but never an asshole. :)

@evelyns_pet_zebra: I am looking for non-contradictions and I have nothing invested in either of your choices. It does help to be clear, I find. That makes for fewer misunderstandings. I am a stickler. No, I am a non-stickler. Therefore….

@asmonet, my point is that anyone can be an asshole, given the right circumstances. I can be a real sweet guy, opening doors for people and smiling at babies and even trying to cheer up store clerks that are having a bad day. If I am still an asshole while doing that, I must have my definition of an asshole screwed up.