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Blondesjon's avatar

Why are <blank> always such <blank>?

Asked by Blondesjon (33932points) June 14th, 2009

Using the above template, what would your troll question be?

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eponymoushipster's avatar

eponymoushipster, sexy

Blondesjon's avatar

@eponymoushipster i see that you are down with the troll grammar as well

Ivan's avatar

elephants, purple

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Blondesjon wait, can i go back and capitalize sexy?

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

why are crazy leg haired feminists such lesbians

wildpotato's avatar

cabbies, jerks

eponymoushipster's avatar

Yahoo! Answers answers, great answers

bythebay's avatar

Blondesjons, oppineiden

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Why are <Removed by Moderators> always such <Removed by Moderators> ?

bythebay's avatar

eponymoushipsters, apinat

Fyrius's avatar

Why are trolls always such lazy templateers?

Blondesjon's avatar

@Fyrius . . .Annette Funicello was my all time favorite templateer.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@bythebay because that’s how we roll. banana banana!

cak's avatar

teenagers, butts (today has been the attitude day from hell!)

aprilsimnel's avatar

Where’s Charles Nelson Reilly when you need him? I mean, other than dead, that is?

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cak's avatar

uh…seriously?

kenmc's avatar

…That being said, I am not a troll, unless you talk to a Yooper.

DeanV's avatar

Fluther moderators, fascists.

Oh shit! Already been asked…

eponymoushipster's avatar

@dverhey we live in an autonomous democracy!

Ivan's avatar

@boots

No one understands your fancy Michigan talk!

Blondesjon's avatar

@aprilsimnel . . .lurve for the match game

kenmc's avatar

@Ivan That’s what google’s for.

Dog's avatar

So we are looking for troll q’s?

Why are pancake- poppin’ ego crazed oversexed Flutherites always so right?

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Dog because i alway am, baby, i always am.

Dog's avatar

@eponymoushipster You always know when I am thinking of you!

Jeruba's avatar

<blank1>:
{members of a named political party}

<blank2>:
hypocritical arrogant deceiving counterproductive lying brainless country-ruining us-bashing losers

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Dog the pancakes were the giveaway.

SirBailey's avatar

bitches, bitches

Aethelwine's avatar

Why are asses so long-winded?

Likeradar's avatar

kids, eating my Lucky Charms.

oh, that’s leprechauns.

benjaminlevi's avatar

<kittens> <deliciousness>

cookieman's avatar

Why are Mrs. Fields Cookie Shops always such tightwads when it come to giving away free cookies?

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Likeradar leprechauns eat kids. wrong way ‘round…

DeanV's avatar

And the Trix rabbit just sits there and jacks the cereal from all of the kids…

eponymoushipster's avatar

@dverhey he does what in the cereal??!?!

DeanV's avatar

That is not what I meant at all… But it seems oddly fitting.

Jayne's avatar

Why are LOLcats always such poor grammarians?

mcbealer's avatar

Why are latecomers to movie theatres always such loudmouths?

Aethelwine's avatar

@mcbealer Not just movies but anywhere! I saw Lisa Lampanelli not too long ago and the latecomers well, let’s say that lil’ non violent blondie was ready to kick some ass!

shadling21's avatar

Why are YOU always such LAMERS?

Bri_L's avatar

No, no that’s Lemur.

answers, corrrectly spelled

mcbealer's avatar

@jonsblond ~ I know, also at movies I think the 15 minutes worth of ads/trailers are partially to blame…
some people just don’t want to sit through them… still though… a little consideration goes a long way!
BTW lurve for “lil’ non violent blondie” :)

Bri_L's avatar

@mcbealer – I LURVE the previews. I feel cheated if I don’t gets my previews. How else will I have time to polish off my first oversized bucket of popcorn and refill before the movie.

whatthefluther's avatar

Why are Laker fans always such arrogant a55holes? Because they are winners

whatthefluther's avatar

Why are couples that fluther always such fascinating & fun-loving jellies,

eponymoushipster's avatar

monkey avatared flutherers, sexy beasts/great commenters

wundayatta's avatar

white, middle-aged men (or <enter name of group here>), whiners

autumn43's avatar

teenagers

adorable, wonderful, perfect know-it-alls?

autumn43's avatar

@cak lurve back atcha! I mean how many times can we actually fall off of the turnip truck!?

bythebay's avatar

@cak & @aprilsimnel: You mean you both were born in the dark ages too…back when things were “so different”? :)

cak's avatar

@bythebay Yep. I’m dumb as dirt. I don’t know anything about anything!

bythebay's avatar

@cak: Of course! That’s why “you couldn’t possibly understand”...!!

cak's avatar

@bythebay Clearly. See…once you explained it, I understand! :)

aprilsimnel's avatar

@bythebay – I’m on the cusp. If it weren’t for sick days from elementary school, I wouldn’t know my blank from my blank! ;D

bythebay's avatar

I understand ;)

cak's avatar

@bythebay we need a club to join. We can form our own club. It must involve a drink, though.

Dog's avatar

@cak @bythebay @aprilsimnel May I join the stupid parent club? Not only am I fully qualified but I will bring wine!

cak's avatar

@Dog absolutely!

bythebay's avatar

woo hoo, charter members of the SPC

autumn43's avatar

@cak, @Dog, @bythebay, and @aprilsimnel – can I be in the SPC too? I want to drink to being unable to comprehend what it’s like to be a teenager!

Aethelwine's avatar

<raises hand> Me too!? I’ll bring milkshakes. I’m trying to stay away from alcohol.

cak's avatar

Of course, my little bunny friend. ;)

@jonsblond bring the milkshakes, that works, too!

mcbealer's avatar

<——- This gnome wants in the SPC, will bring beer and pizza

cak's avatar

@mcbealer I’ll hold the door open!

mcbealer's avatar

@jonsblond ~ I’m eating a sundae at Friendly’s right now!

Aethelwine's avatar

@mcbealer sooo jealous! ;)

cak's avatar

@mcbealer oh, I love the Reese Cup Sundae.

aprilsimnel's avatar

I’m having a pedicure at the mo’, but I can stop off at the cupcake store!

mcbealer's avatar

OMG @cak that’s exactly what I ordered… great minds think alike :)

eponymoushipster's avatar

@mcbealer i want a conehead sundae.

autumn43's avatar

Can we go to Dairy Queen too?
(I’m not whining)
I really want a twist cone with chocolate dip.

mcbealer's avatar

I hope this thread is not representative of how unhealthy our eating habits are, he he
BTW I am now having some…. you guessed it: pizza!!
@eponymoushipster your conehead sundae started to melt during Pelham 123 so I ate it :P

chyna's avatar

Can I join the spc? I’m not a parent but I do love margaritta’s! I have a dog, does that get me in?

mcbealer's avatar

@chyna ~ you’re in! IMHO as your dog’s human, you are a parent!

Blondesjon's avatar

@chyna, @mcbealer, @autumn43, @cak, @aprilsimnel, @bythebay, @Dog, & @jonsblond…You do all know that you are the only group of ladies I would not be angry at for hijacking my thread?

plus there are way more of you than me

chyna's avatar

oops.. sorry for the hijacking. We are guilty.

chyna's avatar

Why are men always such wonderful creatures?
sucking up to blondesjon

eponymoushipster's avatar

fluther womenz, hijacking threadz

Blondesjon's avatar

<Guys like me>/<wonderful, giving, understanding guys>

mcbealer's avatar

mhua ha ha ha ha ha
sorry @Blondesjon we’ll share the beer with you!

autumn43's avatar

@blondesjon – do you want a DQ cone with chocolate dip?

Blondesjon's avatar

@mcbealer . . .awww…you had me at beer.

@autumn43. . .talk to @mcbealer. she seems to know what it takes to buy back my lurve. :)

autumn43's avatar

@blondesjon do you know how hard it is for me to give up my ice cream cone!?

@mcbealer you’re smooth! :0)

aprilsimnel's avatar

Brooklyn Lagers for everybody and their blank!

Dog's avatar

BEER PARTY!

Oh wait- let me get that into a troll Q.

“Why are COLD BEERS always coming up in threads on Fluther?”

DeanV's avatar

@Dog Because of those damn mods…

autumn43's avatar

maybe they would like a DQ twist with chocolate coating!

chyna's avatar

@autumn43 Are you needing an ice cream fix?

eponymoushipster's avatar

i had some starbucks caramel frappucino ice cream the other day. pretty.damn.good.

Blondesjon's avatar

@eponymoushipster . . .that is the third lispiest comment i have heard in my life.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Blondesjon well, the jack daniels and wd40 flavor, with machismo chips, was out.

Blondesjon's avatar

@eponymoushipster . . .easy honey, you can be whatever you want to be

who am i to judge?

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Blondesjon a flutherer with a recent pissy streak? someone had to say it.

Blondesjon's avatar

@eponymoushipster . . .silly simian, i’m the first to admit to it. i’ve never pretended to be what i’m not.

now. back to the queer eye ice cream…

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Blondesjon i like starbucks. i like ice cream.

Blondesjon's avatar

@eponymoushipster . . .I never realized you felt so strongly about ice cream, my man. You have my most heartfelt and humblest apologies.

I assumed you were more secure in your frozen dairy purchases.

whatthefluther's avatar

@Blondesjon & @eponymoushipster…Talk about lispy ice cream…how about B & J’s Cinnamon Buns…Caramel Ice Cream with Cinnamon Bun Dough & a Caramel Cinnamon Struesel Swirl

mcbealer's avatar

@eponymoushipster ~ have you tried the Starbucks hot chocolate ice cream? I’ve been meaning to try that and was wondering if it’s any good…

essieness's avatar

Why are [racists/bigots] always so [stupid]?

mcbealer's avatar

Why are the most erotic dreams always such rudely interrupted by my flippin’ alarm clock?

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