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jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

While we're on the topic of trolls, what do you think the best punishment for deliberate trollers should be?

Asked by jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities (20014points) June 14th, 2009

Instead of just having their questions removed, I think they should be alerted via IM, text, and email every time somebody asks a high school relationship question. After seeing “Is he really into me?” enough times, I think we could effectively eliminate trolling.

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Tink's avatar

Email them a nasty letter ;)

eponymoushipster's avatar

give ‘em a David Carradine, Vegas style.

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

@eponymoushipster ouch, don’t wanna get on your bad side!

ragingloli's avatar

forced anon

Blondesjon's avatar

They should be forced to endure slow, sloppy,oral sex performed on them, three to four times a day.

Now if you will excuse me, I have a question to ask about right wing, homosexual, black Christians.

DeanV's avatar

We should be able to cross their bridge without paying.

Oh! That kind of troll…

aanuszek1's avatar

Put them feet first through a dull deli-slicer.

Dog's avatar

Have Uncle Vinnie pay them a social call.

applesaucemanny's avatar


chyna's avatar

Tree chipper.

SirBailey's avatar

A mild electric shot to their keyboard.

DrBill's avatar

A late night visit from the Kanelli brothers

cookieman's avatar

Vise + Testicles = Unhappy Troll

Kayak8's avatar

@cprevite I think the lack of testicles is what causes trolling in the first place, not sure a vice would be much of a threat!

jonsblond's avatar

Each time they hit the answer button they receive a picture of either Joan Rivers or Willard Scott (naked).

ragingloli's avatar

@jonsblond or a popup leading to the “one guy, one cup” video

Jeruba's avatar

I wonder how the Mikado would deal with them.

whatthefluther's avatar

Do not nibble at their bait. Ignore them. They seek attention. Do not feed them. In time, they will disappear. Unless we really could electrocute them

Tink's avatar

Oooo I just remebered testicle clamps!

aanuszek1's avatar

I wish all people could deal with trolls like this.

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