If Apple made condoms with the Macintosh logo on them would you use them?

No, I’m married. :)

But I hear that Linux condoms would be more protective against the transmission of viruses.

LOL @laureth

Apple condoms would be expensive, needlessly stylish and would get the job done right.

Windows condoms would be cheaper but fail constantly, leading to an epidemic of viral infections and unwanted children the world over…and would have an 85 percent market share.

Linux condoms would be given out for free at every hospital, work just as well as the Mac condoms, come in much larger sizes than either and for some reason only be used by a small minority of the population.

Yeah I wouldn’t get windows condoms.
Apple would probably make my dick stylish and play love songs during sex…

The iCondom? I don’t want Steve Jobs that close to my junk, ever.

For sure. It might increase my chances with the art school girls.

@potrick Probably because the Linux condoms would be nearly impossible to get out of the box. And then you’d need to call someone to get instructions on how to unwrap it.

What about the Vista Condom?

(yes, I know vista is made by windows)

I would use a Norton condom. It’s effective, stays out of the way when not needed, but always fast to get the job done (unlike me)

I’d buy them for the novelty value – especially if they came in the iPod colours!

Please remove that! I really don’t remember writing it!

If they’ld come with a docking-station, i would.

would that count as a worm in the apple?

@eambos hahahahahahahahahhaha lurve

If they worked significantly better than the alternatives, sure.

I don’t use my MacBook Pro because it’s stylish. I use it because it’s less hassle than using Windows or Linux.

I would get apple condoms only if they played my favorite songs and had photobooth and GarageBand