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Is naming one's penis really as common as Hollywood has led us to believe?

Asked by deepseas72 (1076points) February 7th, 2008

It never occurred to me to do so, and my partner says he never named his. Is it, perhaps, a straight male thing?

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boffin's avatar

What’s so un-common about refering to “Mr.Winky” as “A one eyed pant snake smothered in under-ware.”.....

ezraglenn's avatar

I wish there was an “awkward answer” button next to the “great answer” button.

Spargett's avatar

Mine remains nameless. I see no use in giving it it’s own name.

artemisdivine's avatar

never a topic i don’t love! as i am a girl, i do not have one to name. however i do take a second to note: wow we have a gay person here? (throws a party). i love gay guys and i shouldnt even have to mention it but i was like floored. mostly cause i have never seen one gay reference since i arrived. maybe i am not looking hard.. enough

LOL @ ezraglenn

Heard from a friend, original source unknown.
Why do men name their penises?
No man wants a STRANGER making 98% of his decisions.

A cowboy two steps into a bar, realizes it’s a gay bar. “But what the heck,” he says to himself, I really want a drink.”

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of yourpenis?” The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a drink.” The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.’ READ REST AT LINK pretty funny.

What is the name of your penis?

Lovers’ Feedback Forum – Penis Nicknames

Kinda raunch. written by boys.
Do you have a name for your genitals? If you don’t, why not name it?

The only penis whose name most of the girl world knows intimately…
and yes you will HOWL at some of the comments. pretty clean.

If you were ever a curious teen, you may recall Forever by Judy Blume. There was a young lass, a young lad and a whole lot of shaggery. And a penis named Ralph.

Naming your car is like naming your penis? Are gay guys into cars?

Try Wells Fargo—they’ve always been good to me. Naming your car, like naming your penis, is a fine American tradition. My 1974 Ford Ranchero is named Rosario (aka Rosie) and the best present I received over the holidays was a Rosie-the-riveter bobblehead doll who is now firmy mounted to the dashboard. My stepson named my 1971 Camaro hotrod (Fire red, 520 hp) simply “The Beast”. And it’s pronounced “wardrobe”.

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Naming my vagina? Asking what it would wear? Never had such a thing occurred to me. Yet, men have a very intimate relationship with their penises and its size (see: Battle of the Bulge)—many a penis has a name and its own distinct personality.

Girls what did you name your breasts (c’mon I know you named them)

gailcalled's avatar

@artemis; you might want to read or see the hit play THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES and also spend some time reading people’s profiles here. There is a large, interesting and varied gay community.

Vagina Monologues

El_Cadejo's avatar

I named mine Princess Fifi.

vanguardian's avatar

@artemisdivine – wow, you really took this one and ran with it. Bravo

bluemukaki's avatar

No but Stanley is sounding like a good name…

ishotthesheriff's avatar

floppy dan, anyone? wimpy wilbert? punctual peter?

ishotthesheriff's avatar

floppy frank works better than floppy dan. my bad.

Poser's avatar

I had a friend who said he called his George. Of course, when he got excited he called it George Straight.

But, in all seriousness, I don’t think most men name theirs.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

I’ve never encountered a guy who has (and there have been enough to be a decent sample). Either that or they’ve been too embarrassed to tell me, although I can’t say I’ve really asked about it specifically…

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