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Do you celebrate any holidays of a different religion than yours?

Asked by NewZen (3502points) November 21st, 2009

Whenever I see Xmas or Thanksgiving questions, I always get a bit envious. I don’t celebrate them, and I don’t have the opportunity to – but I’d like to sometime.

Maybe you have a story about crossover holiday celebrations (I read about Christmukkah, e.g.).

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Likeradar's avatar

I’m Jewish, but I celebrate the non-religious parts of Christmas with my guy’s family. I don’t get into the Jesus aspects of the holiday, but I love the decorating and the warm fuzzies of togetherness and gift giving.

NewZen's avatar

@Likeradar That’s what I’m talking about. I am jealous.:-)

Dog's avatar

I once celebrated Passover with my parents and I found the symbolism very touching and the story beautiful. (I still remember the taste of the bitters)

I hope to celebrate it again with my own kids.

I would love to celebrate Dia del Muerte next year.

Jack79's avatar

Interesting question. Having lived in mainly Christian-dominated societies most of my life, this was never really an issue. A lot of the Muslims I know often celebrate Christmas and other holidays with us, and we are generally aware of their celebrations (though we do not participate in them except for the odd wedding). There are no Jews or other major religions where I’ve lived, though there were many Hindus in Britain. So, other than pagan festivals such as the Carnival which have been incorporated into the Christian way of life, I don’t think I’ve even noticed any religious celebrations that are non-Christian. I’m not sure if I would participate in them, were I given the chance. Even the Christian ones have more of a social significance than a religious one for me, and I generally don’t take part in them unless there are specific reasons for that (eg when my daughter wanted to watch the Easter fireworks in Greece).

YARNLADY's avatar

When we lived near my husband’s family, we celebrated the Jewish holidays with them, Christian Holidays with my relatives, and Chinese Holidays with my DIL and her family. Now that we live so far away, we only celebrate Christian Holidays even though none of us are religious.

Judi's avatar

I never think of Thanksgiving as an exclusivley religious holiday. It would be a sad day if thankfulness was reserved only for the faithful, I always saw it as an American Holiday, celebrating our unique American Heritage.
@NewZen , Why don’t you celebrate Thanksgiving? You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to. Just curious.

galileogirl's avatar

Not a different religion but a different culture. Here in SF Lunar New Year has been a schoo holiday since the early 90’l

janbb's avatar

We celebrate Christmas – I’m Jewish and my husband was raised Anglican. Although he is an atheist now, Christmas was one of the parts of his childhood that he enjoyed. We’ve developed a non-religious ritual for the day and it’s worked very well for us and our kids, although they were raised as Jews.

aprilsimnel's avatar

I’ve celebrated Passover and Eid ul-Fitr (the feast at the end of Ramadan) with my friends of those faiths.

At Passover, the young cousins of my friend put on a playlet about the plagues that’s still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen kids do on purpose.

Judi's avatar

I did get an invitation to a Seder feast once, and it was not at all like I (as a Christian) imagined. They were not Orthodox so the ritual I expected wasn’t there. I would love to attend a real traditional Passover some day.

colin's avatar

@janbb What me mum said.

janbb's avatar

@colin And “bon jour” to one of my favorite Jellies!

colin's avatar

My wife is Catholic and I’m a Jew by birth and culture who is at this point somewhat of a religious mongrel. We celebrate both Jewish and Catholic holidays together and have a lot of fun doing so.

JLeslie's avatar

I am Jewish, I celebrate Christmas with my husband’s family if we are with them over the holiday. When I was younger my mom used make easter eggs with us and we would go to the easter egg hunt in the large park at the center of town, and my relatives would give me chocolates. I once asked my mom why we could not have a Christmas tree, but did paint eggs for Easter? She said it was because the Easter rituals were for the start of spring. Really I think it was because my maternal side are artsists and chocoholics.

EmpressPixie's avatar

I’m an atheist, but I celebrate Christmas with my family. When I was living near my fiance’s family, I celebrated several holidays with them. I actually love celebrating holidays and sometimes just do it for fun. Celebrations are awesome.

Qingu's avatar

I used to be “Jewish” but I refuse to celebrate most Jewish holidays anymore, even with my family, because I’m morally opposed to them.

Let’s take Hannukah, a supposedly innocent holiday where we celebrate God’s magical miracle of making oil burn for 8 days instead of 1. Oh, and the Maccabee’s violent, terrorist revolt against their Greek rulers. Using terrorist violence to establish your own religious-extremist state in the midst of a more civilized empire isn’t something to celebrate, unless you’re a fan of the Taliban and al-Qaeda.

Passover is even worse. You’re celebrating the Hebrews’ deliverance from Egypt’s slavery, which (1) is almost certainly a myth, and (2) is completely hypocritical because the Hebrews went on to own slaves, and God even commanded them to own slaves.

Also, the Ten Plagues? Killing all the firstborn sons of a whole empire because of the actions of its ruler—who, by the way, God mind-controlled to keep the Hebrews as slaves, so he would have an excuse to show off his magic, murderous powers for the benefit of the Hebrews? What an utterly despicable story and what an utterly despicable deity to worship.

And finally, Moses? The hero of Passover? Easily one of the most horrible human beings in history. Let’s not forget his treatment of the Midianites (the tribe who rescued him from the desert) immediately after the Exodus—telling his soldiers to kill all the men, boys, and adult, non-virgin women, but to “keep all the young virgin girls for yourself as booty.” Moses, assuming he actually existed, was the only religious leader I know of to codify genocide into his religious commandments. This is not a person that any human being should celebrate today.

I’m okay with celebrating “solstice” though. Since Solstice was originally based on Saturnalia, and Saturn was the God of Time, I like to sit on my floor in the dark, light a candle, and stare at the candle for an hour with no distractions to get a sense of how long an hour “really is.”

AstroChuck's avatar

Being atheist I would have to say both Christmas and Easter.
Oh yeah. I almost forgot Evelynmas.

janbb's avatar

Surely we can all celebrate Festivus together?

JLeslie's avatar

@Qingu Well, if you are going to look at it logically like that it ruins it LOL.

Sarcasm's avatar

As a secular family (My siblings and I are all Atheists. I have no idea what my parents’ standpoint is, but they don’t ever talk about religion, and never go to church), we celebrate most typically Christian holidays, including Christmas.
But taking Christmas for an example, we don’t celebrate the birth of baby Jesus, we don’t put any crosses up, or nativity scenes, the closest thing to religion we have is the angel at the top of the tree, which was something from my [paternal] grandma. He have a lot of the “modern” Christmas stuff, snowmen and reindeer and such.
and personally I don’t believe that Jesus was born in December, but rather the Christians took the winter solstice celebration from the Pagans and changed it around, like they’ve done with so much. But that’s something for another time.

bea2345's avatar

Of course. Divali and Eid are my favourites (after Christmas and Easter).

Judi's avatar

@Sarcasm ; Most Christians would agree that Jesus was probably not really born in December. I learned in Confirmation that they chose December because they wanted a winter holiday and didn’t know the real date. I have never heard of anyone trying to say that Jesus was actually born on December 25th as a fact.

laureth's avatar

Anytime I celebrate a holiday of any kind! :) But I don’t feel a need to celebrate only the holidays that atheists find sacred (if that doesn’t make someone’s head explode somewhere). Every day is a holiday somewhere; most are probably worth celebrating.

Judi's avatar

@laureth ; You’re right here is a list of holidays in January from this website

1 New Year’s Day

2 Run up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes Day

3 Festival of Sleep Day

3 Fruitcake Toss Day

3 Humiliation Day

4 Trivia Day

5 National Bird Day

6 Bean Day

6 Cuddle Up Day

7 Old Rock Day

8 Bubble Bath Day

8 Male Watcher’s Day

9 Play God Day

10 Peculiar People Day

11 Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend’s Day

12 Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day

12 National Pharmacist Day

13 International Skeptics Day

13 Make Your Dream Come True Day

14 Dress Up Your Pet Day

15 National Hat Day

16 National Nothing Day

17 Ditch New Years Resolutions Day

18 Thesaurus Day

18 Martin Luther King Jr. Birthday , celebrated on the third Monday

18 Winnie the Pooh Day -The Birthday of Winnie’s author A.A. Milne

19 National Popcorn Day

20 National Buttercrunch Day

20 Penguin Awareness Day

21 National Hugging Day

21 Squirrel Appreciation Day

22 National Blonde Brownie Day

23 National Pie Day

23 National Handwriting Day

23 Measure Your Feet Day- we only ask….“Why!?!”

24 Beer Can Appreciation Day

24 Compliment Day

25 Opposite Day

26 Spouse’s Day

27 Chocolate Cake Day

27 Punch the Clock Day

28 Fun at Work Day

28 National Kazoo Day

29 National Puzzle Day

29 National Cornchip Day

30 National Inane Answering Message Day

31 Backward Day

31 Inspire Your Heart with Art Day

janbb's avatar

My anniversary is “Spouse’s Day” – how cool is that!

Dog's avatar

Squirrel Appreciation Day? Where is @jbfletcher? :)

janbb's avatar

@Dog You just want to go chase her!

kellylet's avatar

I was raised Catholic but now I celebrate Jewish holidays with my boyfriend & his family. I had so much fun with our first Hannuka. We celebrated more than he had in years with his family. His roomate (also of Christian decent) he and I lit the Mennorah every night. They created a dreidel board game and he actually got 8 presents. It was fun.

I get bummed this time of year because I am so far from home and do not have anyone to celebrate Christmas with but last year he did get me (his first) Christmas tree.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

I take a very religious approach to March 14th.

NewZen's avatar

@Judi Thanks – that was fun! @tits That was really fun!

drdoombot's avatar

@Qingu It’s all about perspective and interpretation. To you, the Greek rulers were civilized, to others, they might have been seen as a corrupt and decadent society. Just to give one example, the Greeks worshipped the human form and nudity, while the Jews were a more modest people. Greek influence caused some Jews to abandon the practice of circumcision, one of the central tenets of the entire religion (akin to denying the crucifying of Christ to Christians).

I don’t mean to go line by line through your points, but some things stand out to me as just wrong, like the thing about Jews owning slaves. The slaves they owned were more like indentured servants; Jews were required to treat them well and respectfully during their tenure, and it was codified into law that all slaves must be released in their seventh year of service. What other ancient civilization treated their “slaves” so well?

Something I’ve noticed is that people who take great issue with certain Biblical events and edicts are going by a strict and literal reading of the Old Testament. There are volumes and volumes of commentary studied by Orthodox Jews that address many of the moral issues you described. One of the main points made frequently is that not everything in the Torah is to be taken literally. Many ancient biblical scholars discuss the points that are ambiguous when read without the guidance of commentary. In fact, most Orthodox Jews spend a lot more time studying the Talmud than the Torah, and you would find that the Talmud is not nearly as morally reprehensible or disingenuous as a literal reading of the Torah is. The problem is, of course, that no one bothers studying the Talmud but the most religious of Jews (I myself haven’t studied intensely in over a decade), and so people make the mistake of reading the Old Testament literally and out of context.

Back to the question:

I celebrate Thanksgiving, as do just about all Jews. It’s not a real holiday for us, as those require special ritual prayers and observances, but just about every Jew I’ve ever known gets together with family and has a turkey.

I dressed up as a Clark Kent/Lex Luthor/Superman mashup for Halloween this year, the first time I’ve ever celebrated the holiday.

My family celebrates New Year’s Eve with a banquet dinner, music and champagne. Most Jews do not, however. I think this is a tradition brought over from the Soviet Union, because they didn’t have Christmas, so the New Year become the most important holiday of the year for them.

JLeslie's avatar

@drdoombot When you say New Years do you mean Dec 31?

drdoombot's avatar

Yes. The other one is called Rosh Hashana.

JLeslie's avatar

@drdoombot LOL I know, its just that most Americans I know don’t get together with family for dinner on New Years Eve, so I thought maybe you were talking about the Jewish New Year.

drdoombot's avatar

@JLeslie I was being facetious.

It’s a Russian tradition. You’d have a hard time getting into a restaurant in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn, on New Year’s Eve, due to the huge Russian community there. Everything is booked from early December.

As I mentioned earlier, it comes from the Soviet era. Since there is no religion under communism, there is no Christmas. However, the communists were smart enough to realize that they couldn’t just erase Christmas, so they remade the Christmas tree into a New Year’s Tree and made New Year’s Eve the biggest holiday of the year, complete with a feast and a celebration. In fact, when I was younger, my mother used to put up a New Year’s Tree every year (until I put a stop to it a few years before my Bar Mitzvah). However, we still get together with our extended family and have a huge dinner and drinks on December 31st.

JLeslie's avatar

@drdoombot I wish the tree was for New Years, that I could get into, and leave the religious stuff for the religious holidays. My husbands family and friends in Mexico, he was raised there, also have a big dinner and people go from house to house visiting each other rather than go out to eat or party. They also eat 12 grapes at midnight for good luck during the year.

Psychedelic_Zebra's avatar

All the holidays I celebrate belong to other religions. The Christian religion, to be exact. There are no holidays for Evelynists, at least not any celebrating being a follower of the Grand Six Titted One. I wanted to make Evelyn’s birthday a holiday, but she won’t tell me when it is.

kellylet's avatar

@newzen if you feel envious, you could always start your own traditions. A family friend has a huge breakfast party at his house every Dec. It’s something he started in college when he couldn’t make it home to his family.

Qingu's avatar

@drdoombot, the ancient Greeks and the Romans were not civilized by our standards. But they were certainly more civilized than the ancient Hebrews and Macabees. The Greeks allowed limited freedom of religion, which the Jews objected to. But the Jews allowed NO freedom of religion, and killed unbelievers and doubters. As far as “modesty,” who on earth cares? I certainly don’t; I think modesty—especially in the case of the Hebrews—is just code for patriarchy, a way of asserting and ensuring ownership of your women, who were essentially treated as chattel. As for circumcision—it’s frankly amazing that you’re trying to hold up this barbaric form of mutilation as an example of how the Hebrews were more civilized than the Greeks (remember, this is before the era of tidy medical circumcisions). Moreover, the Greek religion had a much more enlightened moral code for warfare than the Hebrews, whose religion is the only one I’m familiar with that actually mandates genocide.

Re: slaves, yes, the Hebrews did treat their slaves sort of like indentured servants… if their slaves were Hebrews. If they weren’t, the slaves were treated as permanent property. See Leviticus 25:45, and see also Deuteronomy 20:10, where God commands the Hebrews to enslave the people they conquered.

Of course, apparently I’m reading those verses “out of context” because I’m reading them “literally” and not through the lens of Talmudic interpretation. Because Lord knows the Talmud is an intellectually honest interpretation of the Bible—as opposed to an additional veneer of mythology that’s taken on a strange life of its own. Yes, the Talmud is important from the perspective of the Jewish religion—that in no way makes it a good or honest interpretation of the Biblical text. Trying to understand the Bible through the Talmud is like trying to understand Shakespeare through the movie “Ten things I hate about you,” as opposed to actually going back to Shakespeare’s contemporary culture and history.

And I can’t tell you how annoyed I get when people claim I’m “taking the Bible out of context.” The way you used the word “context’ in your post, I’m not even sure you know what it means. I think you’re just invoking it as some kind of magic word that will somehow make the uncomfortable parts of the Hebrew Bible mean something less offensive. As someone who has actually studied the history and culture of the ancient near east, I can assure you that I am not taking the Bible out of context.

NewZen's avatar

@kellylet It’s true I could start one. Btw, if you don’t use the @NewZen highlight – it’s very hard to know when you are speaking to someone.

:-)

kellylet's avatar

@NewZen I don’t know how to get it to work on my iPhone

Happy New Holiday to New Zen!

NewZen's avatar

@kellylet Ask markyy or someone with an iphone – they’ll tell you how to do it.

:-)

Judi's avatar

@kellylet; on the iPhone you have to spell it out and it is case sensitive.

NewZen's avatar

OIC @Judi She has to write @NewZen in my case – with a capital N and Z. Thanks

kellylet's avatar

@Judi and @NewZen Thanks for the tips. Case sensitive is what got me. :)

drdoombot's avatar

@Qingu How “civilized” a nation is is all relative. You’re taking a very Western-centric view here. And I think you need to read up on your history of that time period. Antiochus Epiphanes, the Seleucid king the Maccabees rebelled against, desecrated the most sacred of Jewish places, the Holy Temple, and filled it with pagan idols. On top of that, he outlawed observance of the Sabbath and circumcision. By the way, in my original post, I never said the Hebrews were more civilized, just different. And I didn’t defend circumcision, just stated that it was important to Judaism. Whether you’re an atheist or not, you have to admit that disrespecting the religion of believers is bound to incur their anger. Do you expect them to thank you for freeing them from their barbaric and uncivilized ways? Try putting a pentagraph in a church or a statue of Aphrodite in a mosque and tell me what reaction you would expect from the congregation? Also you might think that “modesty” is a patriarchal code for controlling women, but the example I gave above was of men. Men are expected to obey the codes of modesty just as much as women.

As for the Greeks having a more “enlightened moral code” than the Hebrews concerning warfare, please provide proof. The Hebrews did not advocate genocide against all their enemy nations; as far as I know, it was only Midian and Amalek. This is a good example of understanding the “context” of the time period (a word you claim I don’t understand). At the time, it was common practice for nations to annihilate their enemies, killing all the males and taking the women for themselves to strengthen their own nation. The Hebrews were no worse than these other nations when they did commit these heinous acts, but it was certainly not a mandate against all enemies of the Hebrews.

As for the slave thing, I think you’re missing the point: yes, the Hebrews owned slaves after being the slaves of the Egyptians, but the Jews were mistreated by their Egyptian masters, whereas Jewish law codified humane treatment of Jewish-owned slaves.

A very important lesson I learned in yeshiva is that the Torah the Jews received came in two parts: the Written Law and the Oral Law. The Old Testament is the the Written Law. The Oral Law is the explanation and explication of what is found in the Written Law. Without the Oral Law, the Written Law cannot be understood properly. One way it was explained to me was that every line in the Torah is like a title or thesis statement, whereas the Oral Law is the rest of the essay on the topic. At some point in history, the Oral Law was written down and eventually morphed into what is known today as the Talmud. One point that was taught to me over and over again is that the Torah cannot be understood without the Talmud. It barely makes any sense without it. Some of the Talmudic explanations have filtered through to Christians, but there are many holes, which is why the Bible makes so little sense to most people. In fact, most copies of the Old Testament, including the ubiquitous King James version, is filled with words and phrases with different meanings than in the Torah; this happened because the Rabbis who first translated the Torah into the Greek Septagint (the first translation ever), knew that certain things would be misunderstood without a Talmud to supplement it, so they changed and simplified key elements to try to reduce confusion amongst non-Hebrew readers. If you don’t study the Torah with the Talmud, you are understanding it out of context, no matter how much steam blows out of your ears.

I’m not trying to say the Torah is some perfect document and that there aren’t some contradictions even when supplementing study with Talmudic explication. I’m not equipped to answer these questions because I haven’t lived that life in a decade. Part of the reason I don’t live that life is because I have questions and insufficient answers. What I am trying to say that you have the wrong idea about certain elements of the Torah.

The bigger point I’m trying to make is that for all the heinous and irresponsible things that appear in the Torah, it has very little to do with actual Jewish life, which involves prayer, dietary observance, charity, study and holiday rituals. There is nothing bloodthirsty or immoral in the everyday concerns of the Jews, nor in their holidays.

NewZen's avatar

@drdoombot WOW. And I rarely say WOW.

mattbrowne's avatar

Sure, I would when visiting other countries. In 1993 I went to India on a business trip. I arrived on the last day of the Diwali festival.

Qingu's avatar

@drdoombot,

Do you expect them to thank you for freeing them from their barbaric and uncivilized ways?
Of course not. But it would be hypocritical to judge the Greeks for doing this to the Hebrews when the Hebrews did worse to the religions of the people they conquered. Certainly the Macabees tolerated no Greek idols or religion in their little state.

Try putting a pentagraph in a church or a statue of Aphrodite in a mosque and tell me what reaction you would expect from the congregation?
I wouldn’t expect violent, terroristic revolt. Well, maybe I would from certain congregations, but I certainly wouldn’t venerate it and tell my kids to celebrate it as a holiday.

The Hebrews were no worse than these other nations when they did commit these heinous acts,
They are the only nation I know of to actually codify genocide in their religious text (and by the way, Joshua annihilates many more tribes and kingdoms than the two you mentioned). And unlike the Greeks and the Romans, who often included the gods of conquered cultures in their own pantheon, the Hebrews were utterly intolerant of rival cultures.

whereas Jewish law codified humane treatment of Jewish-owned slaves.
Really? Exodus 21 says you can beat your slave as much as you want, as long as you don’t break any bones or gauge out any eyes. You can even legally beat your slave to death, provided that he or she doesn’t die the same day you beat them.

A very important lesson I learned in yeshiva is that the Torah the Jews received came in two parts: the Written Law and the Oral Law.
This is mythology invented to justify the additions (and retcons) found in the Talmud. This is quite simply not an honest lens through which to interpret the text of the Hebrew Bible.

One point that was taught to me over and over again is that the Torah cannot be understood without the Talmud. It barely makes any sense without it.
Absolutely not true; the Bible makes a great deal sense when you interpret it in the context of ancient near eastern legal texts and mythology. This is the context in which it is usually taught and studied in academia. Almost all of the laws in the Hebrew Bible have some sort of precedent in the Code of Hammurabi and other Babylonian/Akkadian legal texts or cults (including, interesting, the idea of Shabbat). The laws on slavery, on treating women as property, etc—all of which seem so barbaric and in need of “explanation” or “interpretation” to us today—would have made perfect sense to someone living in ancient Mesopotamia, because they were normal and widespread back then. There is absolutely no reason to even bring the Talmud into it, let alone require a Talmudic interpretation.

It’s like you’re saying the New Testament only makes sense when interpreted through the lens of medieval Catholic elaboration (as opposed to 1st century Greek, Roman, and Jewish cultures that actually spawned the text). I mean, do you think the gospels and Paul’s letters only make sense when understood in the context of Dante’s Inferno?

There is nothing bloodthirsty or immoral in the everyday concerns of the Jews, nor in their holidays.
All the more reason to cut ties and renounce the bloodthirsty foundation of this religion.

It is amazing to me that a culture that experienced the worst genocide in human history still cling to a book that codifies and exalts genocide. If this book has absolutely no bearing on your morality or culture today, why on earth are you clinging to it?

drdoombot's avatar

@Qingu You can’t apply modern moral sensibilities to ancient, intolerant times. The Hebrews were intolerant of religions other than their own in their land, not dissimilar from most nations of that time. They never restricted the observance of the nations they conquered (they might have kicked them out, though), and it’s well known that the Hebrews did not proselytize and force conversions as was the standard operating procedure of the time. The Chanukah story was a rare event where the conquered people rebelled against their intolerant conquerors and succeeded. It’s not a question of which nation was right, it was simply a clash of cultures. You might call it a “terroristic revolt,” others might call it “freedom fighting.” Most conquered people accepted the rule and religion of their conquerors; the Hebrews did not. The fact that nearly all civilizations from that time period have been lost to history and assimilation while the Hebrews have managed to survive until modern times is a cause for celebration, in my opinion.

Oh, and the idea that the Hebrews were ever intolerant of rival cultures is blatantly incorrect. Religions yes, cultures no. Many Jews actually embraced Greek philosophers and “absorbed everything intellectual which the Greeks had to offer.” (source: Jews, God and History, Max I. Dimont) Greek thought actually had a huge effect on the writing of the Oral Law, in the form of the Talmud.

As I mentioned before, I don’t have an answer to your point about codified genocide (though I can say unequivocally that it is not “exalted”). I am in agreement that it is a terrible thing, but I’m not well-versed enough in the appropriate literature to address this. However, it is a moot issue because the nations the Hebrews were commanded to destroy no longer exist. Is it not possible to condemn the heinous actions of admittedly less-civilized times but embrace the morally acceptable parts that apply to modern life? The Hebrews were commanded to destroy Amalek, but they were also commanded to give charity. Surely we have the intellectual capacity to know which commandments should be applied and which shouldn’t.

Can you provide a source for your claim on the “mythology” of the Oral Law? The Oral Law is so vital to Jewish practice that Judaism as we know it would not exist without it. When I said that the Torah makes no sense without the Talmud, I was referring to the internal logic of the document. The Torah commands to keep the Sabbath, but does not explain what this entails. The Torah commands a man to bind a sign on this arm and between his eyes, without mentioning phylacteries. It is the Oral Law which explained these things. These are not merely additions or retcons: they are explanations of genuinely ambiguous lines of text that would have made no sense to the Hebrews if taken literally. The teachings of the Oral Law must have accompanied the Written Law from the very beginning for observance of the religion to be possible.

And the reason I personally “cling” to this book you despise so much is because of the practical effect I can see and understand in cold, hard terms. The Hebrews are one of only four civilizations to survive until modern times from that historical period, the others being the Egyptians (who are technically a different people today), the Chinese and the Hindus (Indians). The Hebrews however, survived outside of their land. They rose to the top and contributed significantly to nearly every country they ever lived in. They gave the world the ideas of prayer, church, charity, universal education, international trade, communism, capitalism and more. Judaism encourages study and learning, family and home, helping your fellow human being, and most importantly: Tikkun Olam, or fixing the world. You can rant and rave about the few despicable things that occurred in the ancient history of the Jews, or you could look at the multitude of positive contributions they’ve made to the world since then and continue to do. And you can’t help but wonder how such a tiny population of people (0.2% of the world population) managed to not only survive but also have such a significant influence on the world. They must be doing something right.

Qingu's avatar

The fact that nearly all civilizations from that time period have been lost to history and assimilation while the Hebrews have managed to survive until modern times is a cause for celebration, in my opinion.
If only other barbaric cultures used terrorism to stave off cultural assimilation. Does this mean you support the Taliban and al-Qaeda, doing their part to preserve fundamentalist Islam in the face of Western hegemonic assimilation?

Oh, and the idea that the Hebrews were ever intolerant of rival cultures is blatantly incorrect. Religions yes, cultures no.
That is an oversimplification; you are confusing tolerance with syncretism. The late-antique Hebrews were indeed heavily influenced by Greek philosophy (which is why, for example apocalyptic texts in this period have “7 heaves” as described by Aristotle). Similarly, the early Hebrews were heavily influenced by Mesopotamian cosmology. This is why, for example, the Hebrew flood story is nearly identical to the flood story in the earlier epic of Atrahasis.

But the fact that a religion internalizes nascent worldviews into its own mythology should not be confused with tolerance.

As I mentioned before, I don’t have an answer to your point about codified genocide (though I can say unequivocally that it is not “exalted”).
And you would be wrong. Read the book of Joshua and tell me it’s not exalted. Repeatedly.

However, it is a moot issue because the nations the Hebrews were commanded to destroy no longer exist.
Genocide is moot if it is successful? Really?

Is it not possible to condemn the heinous actions of admittedly less-civilized times but embrace the morally acceptable parts that apply to modern life?
Absolutely. This is why you should treat the Bible the same way you treat any other ancient text, instead of the sacred foundation of your worldview. I mean, I think much of the Iliad is barbaric, but there are also morally worthy parts in it as well. I have no problem treating the Bible the same way as the Iliad and I wish more people did.

Can you provide a source for your claim on the “mythology” of the Oral Law?
You’re asking me to prove a negative, since I’m disputing your positive assertions. Allow me to restate your claim.

You are claiming that a collection of texts from various periods in Jewish history, now known as the Hebrew Bible—most or all of which, by the way, were based on earlier, oral traditions—cannot be correctly interpreted unless you read it in the context of a later tradition that emerged as the Talmud. This is obviously not true, for the same reason we don’t interpret the New Testament through the lens of later Christian works like Dante.

You are asserting that the Talmud’s tradition—which you identify as “oral law”—has accompanied the Hebrew Bible—which you identify as “written law”—from the beginning of the Bible’s observance. First of all, there is absolutely no evidence of this; we actually know a great deal about early Hebrew religious practices. Secondly you are presenting a false dichotomy between “oral” and “written” and misidentifying both.

What you call the Oral Law is better defined as rabbinic tradition, which didn’t really exist until late antiquity as far as we can tell, is very different in nature from the traditions of earlier periods of Judaism (e.g. under the Persians, during Babylonian captivity, under Assyrian conquest, and in their own kingdom, with their own priesthood). You see shades of the early rabbinic tradition in the New Testament, and some have argued that Jesus was an example of an early “rabbi” or “teacher.”

The rabbinic tradition and Talmud is certainly very important in the history of Judaism. However, it is not nearly as ancient as you are asserting. And more importantly, it is not a primary source. It is a secondary interpretative veneer that has over the years taken on a life and a mythology of its own. And while this veneer is important, it is not a necessary or even good or honest interpretation of the Hebrew Bible. The rabbis of late antiquity and onwards were not anymore knowledgeable about the Hebrew Bible than modern scholars are, and were probably much less, especially when it came to the cultural and historical context of the Biblical texts; they did not possess magic intuition that allowed them to see things in the text that we cannot see today.

When I said that the Torah makes no sense without the Talmud, I was referring to the internal logic of the document.
You are presuming there is a consistent internal logic to the text. There is not; the Torah and the rest of the Hebrew Bible are redacted from a number of sources, often contradictory. And any interpretative structure that seeks to “patch the holes” by offering after-the-fact “explanations” is intellectually dishonest.

The Torah commands to keep the Sabbath, but does not explain what this entails.
Yes it does. It explicitly forbids “work” and gives instructive examples. It says you cannot light fires, and when a man gathers sticks on the Sabbath he is put to death. See Exodus 21:8, 31:15, 34:21 and 35:1.

In addition, “Shabbat” days had a precedent in Mesopotamian culture. The cult of Sin, the Babylonian moon god, had “Shabatu” days, roughly every week, that were considered astrologically potent or unlucky (having to do with the phases of the moon). It was understood that you weren’t supposed to do work on these days. (In addition, Mt. Sinai was named after the god Sin, and early pictures of the Hebrew god Yahweh resemble a bull deity, similar to Sin—so the Hebrews obviously drew from the earlier Sin cult).

The Torah commands a man to bind a sign on this arm and between his eyes, without mentioning phylacteries.
I’m not sure which law you’re referring to here.

The teachings of the Oral Law must have accompanied the Written Law from the very beginning for observance of the religion to be possible.
Claiming over and over again that the Bible only makes sense through the Talmud is just proof by repeated assertion. It is a view rejected completely by academics who study the Hebrew Bible.

Does it not give you any pause that the only people who believe the Talmud is necessary to understand the Bible are religious Jews who have a vested interest? Does this not sound exactly like how Christians believe that the Old Testament makes no sense without the New Testament?

The Hebrews are one of only four civilizations to survive until modern times from that historical period,
In what sense did they survive? Judaism today bears little resemblance whatsoever to the religion of our ancestors. Even the most religious Jews today have much more in common with modern Christians than they do with ancient Jews living in the time of the Bible’s composition. In the same way, you can say the Aztecs “survive” today, by evolving their religion and absorbing themselves into nascent Christendom.

Also, as I implied above, I could care less about whether or not cultures and ideas survive. Many ideas persist for no reason while causing great harm to individuals. If you base your beliefs on which ones are the most “hardy” then perhaps you should take up astrology and animism, both of which are much older and much more widespread than Yahweh-worship, and slightly less stupid and barbaric.

They gave the world the ideas of prayer, church, charity, universal education, international trade, communism, capitalism and more.
This is ridiculous and I’m pretty sure you know it’s overstatement to the point of untruth.

You can rant and rave about the few despicable things that occurred in the ancient history of the Jews,
The things I’m “ranting and raving” about constitute a majority of the Jewish holy text.

or you could look at the multitude of positive contributions they’ve made to the world since then and continue to do.
The fact that Isaac Newton invented modern science and made possible the modern age, wondrous things for sure, doesn’t mean we should all become Oneness Christians or start believing in alchemy.

And you can’t help but wonder how such a tiny population of people (0.2% of the world population) managed to not only survive but also have such a significant influence on the world. They must be doing something right.
Again, you are confusing “survivability of ideas and cultures” with “morality.” You know what’s another hardy, ancient belief? That females should have their genitals mutilated. I guess they must be doing something right. Or not. The fact that something is ancient in no way means it’s morally good.

What the Jews have historically done right and emphasized—education, social activism—has absolutely nothing to do with the Hebrew Bible. Which is why most Jews are functionally atheists who self-identify as Jewish almost entirely because they like matzo ball soup and don’t want to offend their grandparents.

For my part, I would never want to identify with a religion that codifies slavery, rape, and genocide. Period.

drdoombot's avatar

@Qingu I’m not going to go through each and every point you made because either I’m not equipped to answer it, it was referenced earlier or there’s no refuting it to you. However, concerning one point, I’d like to provide a source:

They gave the world the ideas of prayer, church, charity, universal education, international trade, communism, capitalism and more.
This is ridiculous and I’m pretty sure you know it’s overstatement to the point of untruth.

“Through the ages, the Jews successively introduced such concepts as prayer, church, redemption, universal education, charity-and did so hundreds of years before the rest of the world was ready to accept them.” (pg. 17)
“We should not dismiss too lightly the idea that the Jews did indeed originate capitalism. It originated in the Western half of Europe, precisely at the time when Jews did live there, trade there, perform banking functions there.” (pg. 262)
“The Jews in the early Medieval centuries began introducing new [trade] methods, based on credit and negotiable securities… Talmudic law recognized impersonal credit arrangements, and a debt had to be paid to whoever presented the demand, just as such demands are honored by all reputable banking institutions today… With the new easy credit arrangements and the honoring of all debts, business between nations was facilitated, leading to international capitalism… The Diaspora created such conditions for the Jews, and the Talmud provided the legal framework for them.” (pg. 264)
Jews, God and History, Max I. Dimont (1994)

I’ve been researching, contemplating and reassessing my position on this discussion. I think I can distill my final say on the subject in the following:

Having looked back at the origin of this exchange, I see now that I felt the need to speak up because of your reason for refusing to celebrate Jewish holidays: your disgust with the events depicted in the Hebrew Bible. While the Torah is highly venerated by Jews, the life and observance of Jews is influenced almost entirely by the Talmud. The Torah may have served as the springboard for the discussions that led to the Talmud, but the latter also included modifications and adaptations of older laws to apply to the changing world and conditions of the Jews. These subtle changes continued for thousands of years, leading to today’s modern Orthodox observance. The current religious observance is very far removed from what is described in the Bible, both in complexity of detail and actual observance.

Modern practicing Jews have already distanced themselves from the barbarism, zealotry and dogma of the original document, instead choosing to live by the laws of the Talmud, which are derived from the Torah in some part but are very much influenced by Greek philosophy and related Western thought. There were Jews who rejected the changes to the religion that the Talmud brought and clung to the older documents, like the Sadduccees and the Karaites, but none of the former and few of the latter exist today. The Jews who followed the Talmud left many of the old ways behind and forged ahead with a new morality and modern sensibilities as the world changed. Jews today spend no significant amount of time in the contemplation, discussion, study or practice of slavery, rape, genocide, stoning, annihilation and any other heinous act you can find in the Old Testament. Instead, they focus mostly on raising families, being part of a community, studying, fixing the world and celebrating life. The events of the Hebrew Bible are not a concern to an Orthodox Jew living today.

The point of all this is that I think modern Jewish religious observance is far enough distanced from the atrocities of the Bible that you can freely and without guilt observe the rituals and traditions (just like you can buy a Mercedes or a Volkswagon today and not feel guilty that those companies once built tanks for the Nazis). They may have some origins in the Old Testament, but they have morphed into something different. Don’t let the mistakes of a people’s primitive original document prevent you from partaking of the beautiful culture and traditions it eventually flowered into.

You said it yourself: Even the most religious Jews today have much more in common with modern Christians than they do with ancient Jews living in the time of the Bible’s composition. So if today’s Jew is so different from the Jew you’re disgusted with, why not let yourself enjoy the modern religion, including holidays with your family? I’m not proselytizing here; I practice few religious observances myself, but I’m still proud of being Jewish and enjoy the holidays for the good things they teach.

I really don’t think I have much more to add to this conversation, but I hope I’ve at least given you some food for thought.

Qingu's avatar

@drdoombot, I appreciate your closing comments (and I’m sorry if I came off as overly harsh). This will be my last post since, well, I’ve been kind of a wind-bag already, so feel free to have the last word.

To be blunt, your source is just plain incorrect, and I feel like I need to smack it down for the sake of humanity. The Jews did not invent prayer. The ancient Sumerians had prayers; some of these are recorded on clay tablets that pre-date the Hebrews or the Bible by more than a thousand years.

The word “church” simply means “assembly” in Greek; Sumerian cults had assemblies and buildings dedicated to them.

I’m not sure how your source arrives at the conclusion that the Jews invented “redemption.” There are laws concerning adultery in the Code of Hammurabi that allow the adulterer/adulteress to redeem herself in the eyes of the spouse and the king (btw no such laws exist in the Bible).

There is nothing in the Bible about universal education. Greek polises had stronger emphasis on education than the Hebrews did. I also am not sure how your source even defines “universal education”; does he mean public education? AFAIK that’s actually an American invention, though I could be wrong.

As far charity, I will concede that—as far as I know—the Hebrew Bible is the first document to mandate tithing. However, I think it is a mistake to equivocate tithing with charity (especially since it was enforced). Tithing can also be seen as a kind of taxation, since taxes typically redistribute wealth to the needy and, like tithing, are enforced. Obviously taxation pre-dates Judaism.

Capitalism as defined by banking existed in ancient Sumeria. As defined as a philosophy I wouldn’t say the “Jews” invented it, but rather that Adam Smith did.

Sorry to harp on this, but it’s actually one of my pet peeves when religious sectarians try to take credit for major historical innovations. Muslims do this a lot; you often hear “Islam invented algebra!” Well, no; arguably a Muslim invented algebra, the religion of Islam had as much to do with it as the religion of Christianity had to do with Isaac Newton’s and Gottfried Liebniz’ invention of calculus. And furthermore, you can’t separate any invention from its wider historical milieu. Al-Kawazhari was heavily influenced by Indian mathematics, for example. It also just seems petty and transparently point-scoring.

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Re: judging Judaism based on the Bible vs. common modern practice—I do see your point, and I respect it. But you can make the exact same argument for Southerners who proudly fly the confederate flag. I’m sure many of these Southerners actually oppose slavery, and many of the other things the Confederacy stood for and fought for; none of the Southerners in question actually own slaves today. They see the Confederate flag as just “part of their heritage” or a “beautiful tradition.” Certainly the American South has evolved a lot since the time of the 1860’s; from my experience with a family who flew such a flag, they were extremely nice, hospitable, intelligent people.

But no matter how far removed modern Southerners are from the atrocities of the Confederacy, the Confederacy was what it was; it formed (among other reasons) to explicitly allow slavery in its territories. Similarly, the Bible says what it says; it is a document that repeatedly commands genocide. The modern, symbolic, “evolved” traditions that stem from the Confederacy and the Bible still refer back, with veneration, to the Confederacy and the Bible. And I think that is wrong.

galileogirl's avatar

Again, cultural not religious-Today I went to a Red Egg and Ginger party

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