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Cotton101's avatar

Is it the "size of the boat or the motion in the ocean?"?

Asked by Cotton101 (3439points) January 4th, 2010

So much “stuff” now days about size. You turn on the TV and they are advertising Extenze (which is bogus as a nine dollar bill)!

Always thought “making love” was about chemistry.

What is your opinion on this subject?

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Austinlad's avatar

Ya just gotta keep a stiff upper lip.

trailsillustrated's avatar

it’s both but don’t believe that motion stuff, size matters

Ivy's avatar

The pressure of being physically less than perfect has finally reached the male portion of the populaton. Those advertisements have been around in female form for as long as there has been advertisting. Gotta take it like a man, my friend. And yes, size does have it’s place.

jrpowell's avatar

I have a tiny penis.. My tongue gets the job done.

Cotton101's avatar

@trailsillustrated okay, size matters…how big is big enough and how big is too big…it is a relative or subjective answer is it not? size is in the “eyes of the beholder!”

Cotton101's avatar

@johnpowell LMAO…again, tiny is a relative or subjective term..knowing you were being funny..which you were…but, tiny is in “the eyes of the beholder,” is it not?

jrpowell's avatar

@Cotton101 :: I am long but lack girth.. Just like my body.

DrasticDreamer's avatar

Who knows? It depends on each woman. And yes, what is considered big or small is going to vary from woman to woman, too. Average is just fine for me, don’t think I’d want much bigger.

Cotton101's avatar

@johnpowell hey, be happy! Batting 500 will get you in the major league John!

dpworkin's avatar

I think anyone with a penis that is of a shape or size that differs from mine is at a tremendous disadvantage. It’s just that nice.

Cotton101's avatar

average, long, big, huge, and all the above! But, is not about the chemistry…. have been around the block, ummm…once or twice! And, my experience either the chemistry is there or not..a person could have one a foot long, but the lady may hate it…and she could love it…very relative and subjective in my view!

elizabethmae's avatar

as long as they are clean and friendly, most penises will do the job just fine.
My personal preference is for the un cut gentleman of average to just above average size. Too big and you can’t do all the positions (for me at least)

Seriously though I think size is relative.
And I wish they’d stop circumcising american boys!

Cotton101's avatar

@elizabethmae And I wish they’d stop circumcising american boys! Why do you say that? Interesting comment!

peyope's avatar

Oh for the love of fucking christ, more of this romantic-comedy-perpetuated garbage. Pleasure and orgasm is derived mostly from the clitoris and g-spot, and you do not need a massive shlong to stimulate these. Also worth noting – women, like men and their penises, have different shaped and sized genitalia as well! Hey, how about that, women are actually individuals and not carbon copies of each other!

Think of it this way: if some women can make themselves orgasm with nothing but their own finger, why would a guy need their penis to be of a certain “acceptable” length to accomplish the same feat?

You know why? Because it makes for funny sex humor in comedy movies. That’s why. Those commercials you see? They cater to gullible, insecure men who read too much Maxim and think that movies are like real life.

Cotton101's avatar

@peyope Very good answer…love it..

dutchbrossis's avatar

For me honestly it is not the size but the motion and the emotional part. Also foreplay is good :-)

elizabethmae's avatar

@Cotton101 I just don’t see any advantages to modern day circumcision. And there are obviously advantages to a more sensitive and handsome penis!

eLenaLicious's avatar

It’s the motion of the ocean because if the ocean ain’t moving, the boat ain’t going nowhere.

XOIIO's avatar

Your ship can be the titanic, but the survivors all used lifeboats.

Cotton101's avatar

@elizabethmae gotcha…well, I was never circumsized, and always wished that I was…

Cotton101's avatar

@XOIIO Loll…like that!

Cotton101's avatar

@elizabethmae well, just thought it looked bad! and health reasons…you have to work at keeping it clean etc..

Cotton101's avatar

got to run..thank you are the informative answers! Also, some very humorous answers!

elizabethmae's avatar

@Cotton101 I don’t think they are any dirtier than vagina!
Silly vagina with all those flaps and valleys!

Cotton101's avatar

@elizabethmae loll Never thought about that…ditto!

majorrich's avatar

on our last cruise I was glad our cabin was near the middle of the ship. it didn’t roll not tip very much. A very sooth ride during the one stormy night at sea.

OOP wrong question.

Heck! I’m old and my son is 17 my work is done. all i need is enough to grab and aim with.

Cotton101's avatar

@majorrich Loll…gotcha…been on four cruises and looking forward to the next one!

Clair's avatar

TMI @johnpowell
It’s both. I don’t want no fishin’ boat. I’d rather not even have a (insert regular size boat here). And I sure as shit don’t want any motionless ocean. I want the whole package if you want me to rock your boat. lololol, I make myself laugh.

ccrow's avatar

Consecutive questions:
Is it the “size of the boat or the motion in the ocean?”?

How to read wave/swell buoys?
LOL

trailsillustrated's avatar

anyway, the motion does matter ( none of this jackhammer pounding stuff, none of this let’s grab her leg and try pushing her foot behind her ear) but most women I think prefer that ‘full’ feeling, inside, so yes, size does matter. For women that can climax through vaginal sex.

Pandora's avatar

A cruise liner is nice but you don’t feel the motion of the ocean.
Personally a boat is more thrilling. You feel like Huckleberry Finn. However a boat in an ocean is just to scarry. Give me a life jacket. LOL

Blondesjon's avatar

For the amount of time I’m rootin’ around in there, it doesn’t really matter.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

it’s really more of how the person has sex with me – I can do with a good big cock or a small cock or a finger or 4 or a dildo or a strap on – there are ways around all the imbalances but there ain’t no way around stupid – if you’re stupid, you can have a dick the size of a baseball bat, it’s coming nowhere near my home base. (sorry for the terrible analogy, I’m high on Valium)

ItalianPrincess1217's avatar

I think chemistry matters more than size or “motion”. I’ve been with men that had pretty large ones, but the sex was lame because I had no connection with them. I’ve also been with average sized men and experienced the best sex of my life.

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

The incidence of cervical cancer is significantly higher in women with uncircumcised sexual partners.

Just because a man is equipped with a “Louisville Slugger” (baseball bat) does not mean he will be more successful in satisfying a woman.

Mrs_Rose's avatar

I never understood why a woman would want a man who is longer then 6.5 or 7 at most. My hubby is just under 7 and sometimes it feels like he’s playing pool with my ovaries. I can’t imagine getting pleasure out of anything bigger. But that’s just ME.
My hubby worked in an adult store for a while last year and made alot of comments about the typical size toys women would buy. Small framed or skinny girls would always buy BIG dildos (8 in all the way to 14), and heavy girls would always buy the smallest ones. Always thought that was odd…

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Dr_Lawrence this has more to do with whether or not men have HPV or not – there is no statistical difference in cervical cancer incidence having to do with circumcision per se but there is a statistical difference when women are partnered with men who have HPV and are uncircumsised
http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/women/2002-04-11-cervical.htm

BoBo1946's avatar

A man went to the doctor and said, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem, but if you’re going to treat it, first you’ve got to promise not to laugh.”

“Of course I won’t laugh,” the doctor said. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

“Okay then,” the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

“I’m so sorry,” he said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?”

“It’s swollen.”

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