What are some really creepy things to say to random people?
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January 13th, 2010
It’s really fun when you just go up to random people and say creepy things. Does anyone know any good ones?
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It’s really fun when you just go up to random people and say creepy things
It is?
What is the frequency Kenneth?
‘I’ve got an animal in my pants’ staring oddly and breathing heavily
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
via Old Greg
How do YOU spell “definitely”?
Walk up and behave as if you were friends. You can increase teh weird by pretending that you’ve been looking for them, and that maybe you were supposed to do something together that day.
For the best creep-out, go a few days without bathing, shaving, or changing your clothes.
Or, do you think “the weird“is a noun?
“Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat? ”
“I’m feeling fat… and sassy.”
Something I like to do from time to time is when I see someone who looks like they can take a joke, they’re wearing a nametag (WalMart, McDonalds, etc) and call them by their name as in: “Mike! You don’t remember me? We went to high school together, c’mon!”
I love the look on their face as they try and remember me. One guy just faked it. “Yeah, man, I remember you! But I just can’t recall your name…”
You could say…........
“I just got my results back…...........”
“Can I borrow your Pants”
“I am a knight who says…........Ni”
“Tag – You’re IT”, then run away.
I’d stick to funny rather than creepy though. You’ll end up in prison or hospital or both!
Sing: When I fall in love… it will be forever….
“They say my infectious leprosy is cured now.”
One time I ran into a taco bell, screamed “I AM A DREAM!!!!” Then ran out.
Think of something that only makes sense with a lot of context. Fandoms are a classic place to find such.
Then say it to random people.
Open your phone and shout “Beam me up Scotty!”.
I’m going to make a list of stuff I don’t understand.
Stare. Follow and stare.
And wear your running shoes, but that’s more of an aside.
Hey—you’re just a random person.
* ”You look exactly like my dead neighbor”
* ”Can I have some of that?”
* ”Can you help me pop this?”
* ”Did you ever have one of those days when you just feel like stabbing someone?”
* “Listen, don’t ask any questions. Just. start. running.”
I don’t want any kind of normal social life so I’m doing this.
“You know something weird? I just realized that you are, in fact, a person, with your own life, problems, goals, and dreams, and not some random NPC populating my story. You probably have family someplace that wonders about you, and friends that you hang out with.”
Or, spinning off of Figbash’s post, try to drag them off into an underground crusade against the forces of tyrrany that doesn’t exist.
“I’m from the future. Come with me if you want to live!”
“Psst…wanna join the Underground?”
@frdelrosario actually it is kinda fun.. you should try it. It gets people out of their average.
The other day someone came up right in my face and whispered “I wish I was a baller”. It was odd.. and funny as hell the way he did it. XD
I like to say things that just don’t make sense and be adamant about trying to convey my meaning even though there isn’t one. Like, for example… saying “the purple”. That’s it.
I just left the men’s room and a ferocious fart is following me.
@mowens that is hilarious hehehehehe
whisper urgently: “It’s under the Frizzer!”
@stratman37 I really can’t pinpoint why.. but that’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day.! XD
@J0E “I’m gonna hurt you”
“I like you, what do you think of me?”
lol, you gotta love old gregg :)
“I know your secret code.”
“You look good pregnant”
I just like saying “Good afternoon” to people in the morning or “Good morning” in the middle of the afternoon, etc. It really freaks some people out.
“Actually, I’m not supposed to be alone with patients since the incident, but you won’t say anything, will you?”
Walk up to someone with a smile on your face.. when you are really close make a face like you suspect you are being watched and lean in close to say “Acapulco” and walk away awkwardly.
A friend did this every single day while we were in med school. We laughed our asses of every single time.
@stratman37 One guy did that to me one day… asked me if it freaked me out that he knew my name and I didn’t know his… I told him “That’s ok, I’ll just call you Skippy.” ;)
Are random people not sufficiently creepy in themselves?
@gailcalled, do you know that there ought to be spaces between adjacent words in a sentence? Using spaces between words makes one’s writing easier to comprehend.
“It puts the lotion on it’s skin or it gets the hose again.”
Walk up to someone and talk exactly like this.
try “I can see your gravestone. And it wont be long from now.” “Hi. I know where you live.” lol!! uuhhh…. ....“I believe in something out of the ordinary. Something no one knows about. And you’ll never find out.“If you were to be in my head, you will hear people screaming. You’ll see people dying. Blood everywhere. Organs here and there. Twisted things happening to people’s body. Dead or alive. Fire. Explosions. Flying weapons.” hopefully datll last long enuf o_0….“I see dead people.” lol!! well. datz it 4rm wut ican think of. hope it helpz :]]
One time, someone I didnt know asked me if i had just came out of a coffin. I responded with:
“my coffin is quite nice, actually. The problem is that there is mothing to eat. Unless you go cannibal. It is a fact that if I do not ingest the beating heart of another human being before sundown that my head falls off. Is that your heart beat I hear?”
It freaked them out, but i got a good laugh. Another thing you can do is laugh really hard and when asked why say, “Because I know how you are going to die!”
Or say, “See that guy over there? Good. Dont ask questions. Just start running.”
Walk right up to someone and, when asked what you are doing say, “AWW! You shouldnt be able to see me!”
“I see your soul. It’s black. What did you do that made it that way? I can tell your nervous. Your heart is beating very loud. It makes me thirsty.” then walk away.
“I swear to God I will rip your heart our and suck it dry before it stops bleeding.”
Walk in to an ice cream shop with a lighter and say, “DONT MAKE ME DO IT!!!!!”
Oops sorry for the response I posted above this one I meant “I swear to god I will rip your heart out and suck it dry before you stop breathing….” sorry lol
You can decide if this is creepy or not….
About 12 of us learn a random song surround a stranger and follow them till the song is over no matter what.
The last few songs were – we will rock you, Don’t stop believing and anit no mountain high enough.
“watch the skies cletus” “your furniture looks nice from the yard” “have you seen my hobo?”
wait untill u see someone who cant decide what to do then walk up to them and say “U wont do it…No balls” but say the first part in like a cocky voice and say the second part a little bit louder then the first, then like just walk away
stick a note in someone’s cart at the store that reads: MEET ME AT THE CEILING
with a weird smily face at the bottom. me and my brother tried that once and it TOTALLY worked!
you could also maybe ay something random, and funny, but less creepy. like this: “hey…i like your socks…can i try em’ on?” haha…lolz
that one came from my friend
shes awesome
HI JAKKI!
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