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cheesepie's avatar

How much wood did the Woodchuck actually chuck?

Asked by cheesepie (26points) March 3rd, 2008

Does anybody know the answer?

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Arick's avatar

I think it was like 4, maybe 5.

fortris's avatar

He chucked about three square kilometers in about 4 years. But after a rather large chuck of wood got lodged in his throat. He died shortly after.

He will be missed.

cheesepie's avatar

uhhh… wow

Poser's avatar

Actually, he didn’t chuck any. The rhyme clearly wonders, “How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” Implying, of course that the woodchuck couldn’t actually chuck wood.

Cardinal's avatar

Poser is right on this one, despite his dumb answer on the gun issue. He/she and I may be the only people that know how the story was written.

fortris's avatar

No, I know the “story” but you guys are taking it too literaly. Plus he asked how much DID it chuck, not how much COULD he chuck. I would say the flaw in this question would be, how are 4, 6 and 7 measurements of wood?

will3192's avatar

“he’d chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood.” so none. the woodchuck is only dreaming of chucking wood.

fortris's avatar

Were missing the point. He’s dead now. WHY DOES NO ONE FEEL THE PAIN OF HIS WIFE AND KIDS? All you do is complain about his limited abilities.

will3192's avatar

ok so he’s dreaming of chucking wood in woodchuck heaven/hell

fortris's avatar

I would say hell, as I said before, he chucked a hell of a lot of wood. He kinda just ignored his family. But they loved him, even if they didn’t see him that much.

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