Girls, In honor of the Vagina Monologues, will you answer a question?
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March 3rd, 2010
If your vagina could talk, what would it say?”
I asked this question last year, but there are so many new users out there that I hope I won’t get moderated for asking again.
The Vagina Monologues brings attention and raises money to abolish violence against women everywhere.
After a rather intense scene, the author attempts to lighten the mood by addressing this question.
So girls, , IF YOUR VAGINA COULD TALK, WHAT WOULD IT SAY?
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if you put a vegetable in me ONE MORE TIME, I“M GONNA….....
@iseewavesinme – BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lurve for that one!
Mine says, “Thank goodness those doctors don’t care about this end as much as the other end. Damn, they took her boobs…what in the world would they do to me?!?”
Thank goodness we’re done bleeding for a month – yay!
Keep that fucking razor away from me you bitch.
mmmmmm seventh heaven…ooooohhhhh
I’m just telling you what I overheard when the lights went out and the room was quiet
Hey, can you ask Mr. Laureth if my friend Peter can come out to play? :D
Was I hallucinating or was there another question before this with over 50 responses?
That was me: my vagina doesn’t talk.
@jnabb, that was last years question. When I first tried to ask it again it took me straight to that question. Did it make it pop up current again? I had to re-word it to get a whole new question.
I know, I know, I know, that guy’s acting like a jerk, too. ::sigh:: (pause) You’re so picky! :/
“I Love you, Jenna.”
(Jenna=me)
That part of my body is sacred to me.
Great question!
Violet, thank you for teaching your boyfriend how to give better oral. I really appreciate it.
“This goes so well. This goes so well. This goes so well. What, where’d that go… who’s snoring?!”
If we are not having a baby can we just stop bleeding already?
“Curl those fingers and come hither”.
“Look, I like you as a friend and everything, but… this isn’t working out.”
it would sing “a lovely day” by bill withers because it’s chipper.
“Thank you for finally finding someone who enjoys the flavor and for breaking the tampon habit!”
I’ve really “seen” the world and I’m tired of “traveling”. Can you sit your ass down and I promise not to open my “mouth” so soon, and so often.
Oh, and mine sounds like Elizabeth Hurley. Just so you know..
“I gotta feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good night
That tonight’s gonna be a good, good night”
My vagina sings
Well, my response last year was about my uterus and vagina fighting over having another child. Obviously, the uterus won.
My vagina is still not speaking to me.
♫ Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga…
I know you can’t control yourself any longer…
Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga… ♫
my vagina sings and dances
@jjmah Mine sounds like Harvey Fierstein.
@MacBean Haha! Lovely. Is yours donning a rainbow feather boa?
How funny you guys. The next question in the show is , “if your vagina wore clothes, what would it wear!”
Hey, the Diva Cup feels so much better than those tampons ever did!
“Hey! I’ve been doing my Kegel’s every day! Isn’t it about time I got a break?”
“Don’t you love me any more Violet? Haven’t I been good to you? Why are you neglecting me!? I miss my friend Mr. Rabbit. Once a week is not enough!”
What a nice big cock, wish you would never leave!
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