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He can play with my fiddle any about a big 10K welcome to the cutest bastard around?

Asked by Simone_De_Beauvoir (38956points) August 17th, 2010

He’s intelligent and funny and looks good with a rifle (that he uses against paper only, thankfully) and is incredibly talented. And he’s reached 10K! So, congratulations, you, Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard and once your party finishes, I’ll be waiting for you, :)~.

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bhec10's avatar

Congratulations Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard!! Great job!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Congrats to one of the best bastards on fluther.

mrentropy's avatar


chyna's avatar

Congrats! So glad to welcome you to the mansion. Party begins at 5 sharp.
You are a great addition to Fluther and I love reading your posts. You are intelligent and witty, with just enough sarcasm.

JilltheTooth's avatar

Well, good on ya, then!

Cruiser's avatar

Awesome job Bastard Dude!! Way to go on the 10 Grand!! (Breaks out the guitar)

Blackberry's avatar

Congratulations Creole Bastard…...Can you really play the fiddle?

kevbo's avatar

You’re a good man, Charlie Brown. Congrats!

Jude's avatar

I have a big, fat crush on this fellow. Let me tell you, if was 10 years younger and straight…oh, baby..

Creative, bright, one of a kind, and pretty. =) We like the same sort of stuff!

Congrats, to my biggest boy crush!!! You make a wonderful, wonderful jelly!

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janbb's avatar

You’re one of the sweetest, smartest bastards I know and that’s sayin’ a lot..

Mazel Tov, Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

Hey! Congratulations!! :))

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yay! Congratulations :)

rebbel's avatar

If my name were rebbela, i would have asked you to go on a date with me.
A good guy, you are.
Congratulations, Bastard (who plays the occasional Fiddle)!

CMaz's avatar

Congratulations Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard!!

You are one… Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard.

Give the 10k house hell! And a song or two.

MissAusten's avatar

Congrats and Happy 10K Day!!

Coloma's avatar

The coolest, smartest young dude I know,
this little bastard steals the show!

I LOVE this kid!

Wish I could introduce him to my lovely daughter, but, alas he is spoken for! haha

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Coloma Pshaw, I ain’t losing hope. I told him to come visit me in NYC when he’s single.

Coloma's avatar


Well crap, we have to flip a coin for him or something! lol

Seaofclouds's avatar


Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Coloma I call heads. takes out her double-headed coin.

wilma's avatar

Hey! One of my favorite flutherers!
Fiddle dude! I love him too
Congratulations my young friend!

Coloma's avatar

haha, ya got me, damn, I’m a sore loser on this one! ;-)

Jude's avatar

If I was single, I’d let you ladies have him. And, I’d take Simone. :)

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@jjmah I’d be happy to be taken by you. I know Fiddle wouldn’t mind.

free_fallin's avatar

Best user name ever! Congrats.

OreetCocker's avatar

Congratulations FPCB, nice job :-)

Coloma's avatar


Well, looks like we can all find a comprimising middle ground then. lol

Okay, Simone, can I give you away to Jimah in return for the bastard?


syz's avatar

Rosin up that bow! Congratulations!

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Coloma At the end of the night, yes.

jaytkay's avatar

You Bastard! Yay!

RareDenver's avatar


Trillian's avatar

Congratulations! Maybe you can liven things up in the mansion. Do you know any Kansas? Its nice to have you here.

asmonet's avatar


rpm_pseud0name's avatar

You have searched the beach with your trusty metal detector & have collected 10,000 pieces of scrap metal lurve. Some may tell you that they are worthless tiny fragments of flashy scrap – but we all know that they mean more to the collector than to the observer. So display each piece on a shelf & admire them. Be proud of what you have earned. If anyone gives you a hard time about it – simply grab the sharpest one off the shelf & hurl it at them. Like they say – kill them with kindness & lurve.

Coloma's avatar

Yoo hoo…little bastard?

Just gaze upon my darling daughter in my avatar.
I shall leave this up only until you have cast your gaze on my princess and then, POOF….she will be gone forever!

I know, shameless pimp of a mother I am, but just LOOK at what you’re missing out on, bet you wish they could all be California girls! lol ;-)

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Coloma Forget him, she’s cute! All right, I’ll behave.

Coloma's avatar


You’d like her..she’s full of passion and zip, just like you! ;-)

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Coloma Have her join Fluther. All right, back to the celebration – I’m thinking some naked time is due, no?

Likeradar's avatar


Jude's avatar

I’m down for the nakie. Who else?

Dr_Lawrence's avatar

Congratulations on your achievement.

augustlan's avatar

Congratulations, ya’ bastard! You’ve been a great addition to our community. :)

TexasDude's avatar

Oh snap, isn’t this awesome!

First of all, thank you, @Simone_De_Beauvoir, you fabulous, feminist, funktacular individual, for throwing me this party and effectively stroking the hell out of my ego among other things

@jjmah, you are exquisite, darling. I lurve you.

@Coloma, your daughter is absolutely beautiful! just like you

@Blackberry, well… I’m still learning. I’ve played guitar for years and I figured that a fiddle is just a tiny guitar you play under your chin with a stick. Damn, I was wrong!

@everyone else, you all are fantastic and I am absolutely honored and flattered that you would take the time to congratulate me and compliment me in such kind ways. Thank you all.

@augustlan, thank you dear.

PS, I’m not wearing any pants.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Yes! Excellent! It’s incredible, he can flatter everyone and the best part: he’s completely genuine about it – how can you not love him, seriously?

augustlan's avatar

Nakie time it is!

Michael_Huntington's avatar

Congrats you in glorious bastard, you

forestGeek's avatar

Lucky Bastard! Cheers and congrats!!

TexasDude's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir, there are two things I won’t tolerate in people: unkindness and flakiness. When I thank people, I mean it, and when I compliment people, I mean it as well.

That said, thank you kindly, from the bottom of my heart.

@Michael_Huntington, haha nicely played.

@forestGeek thanks!

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Congrats ;)

marinelife's avatar

Congratulations, @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard! Quite an achievement in a short time.

zenele's avatar

Congo rats!

stardust's avatar

Congrats Fiddler! :)

TexasDude's avatar

@marinelife, yeah it took more or less a Summer to do. This site is so addicting!

le_inferno's avatar

Yay @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard! Congrats! You’re a great kid. I remember welcoming you here! They grow up so fast….

KatawaGrey's avatar

Wow! Congratulations @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard!

I remember when you first joined. I read your bio and my jaw hit the floor. I thought you were too good to be true “I’m a male feminist. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.” but you soon proved yourself to be one of the most interesting and open-minded people here. I don’t think you’ve ever written an unkind or rude quip and you often inject a healthy dose of humor into discussions. I’m glad you’ve stayed long enough to get to 10k. I hope you’re here for 100k more!

TexasDude's avatar

@le_inferno, haha, how could I forget your warm welcome! Thanks again, lovely.

@KatawaGrey, awww, I’m honored! You pretty much rock. Thanks for the kind words. I plan on sticking around. This place is fun and I like how nice pretty much everyone is.

cookieman's avatar

Congratulations Mr. Bastard!!
It’s great having you in the lagoon.

What’s funny is I almost chose “Cookie Loving Italian Scoundrel” as my username.

TexasDude's avatar

@cprevite, I’m actually much more Italian than I am Creole, and I love cookies more than I love struggling with the violin.

My bastardness remains inarguable though, haha.

BoBo1946's avatar

ahhh…my young friend from the “old bag” days! Congrats my friend!

mangeons's avatar

Congrats to you, I always love reading your answers!

Berserker's avatar

Oooh congratulations! With your wit and wisdom, you’re sure to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse, and we all know that kicks ass.
Keep it up, your posts are always a joy to read. It either teaches me something or makes me laugh, either way z’all good yo.

Now let’s go have a game of roof chess!

TexasDude's avatar

@mangeons thank you, glad to hear it!

@BoBo1946, aw I’ll never forget those days, but I’m glad you are still around my good man.

@Symbeline, roof chess is fun, but not as fun as zombie sniper hollywood squares. Thanks darlin’.

aprilsimnel's avatar

OMG, you got 10,000K of lurve! You bastard!

Congrats to you @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard!

TexasDude's avatar

@aprilsimnel, haha, thank you dear!

BoBo1946's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard yes sir…it was fun! Take care my man!

Kayak8's avatar

EXCELLENT!!!!! Congrats! :)

breedmitch's avatar

Congrats to one of the best new members to join the collective in a long time. I enjoy reading your posts.

TexasDude's avatar

Thanks a lot, guys.

tinyfaery's avatar

You are a great addition to the collective. Congrats!

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

Ten thousand ((guy hugs)). Congratulations!

TexasDude's avatar

@FireMadeFlesh, thank you kindly!

@stranger_in_a_strange_land, right back at ya, man!

LuckyGuy's avatar

Congrats. Wanna split a big bowl of gumbo?

TexasDude's avatar

@worriedguy that actually sounds really good right now!

filmfann's avatar

Welcome to Casa de 10K! You deserve it! (I was actually taken aback. Thought you were already 20K). You’re a Superstar!

AmWiser's avatar

Congrats! Phew! I can hardly keep up with all these partays.

AstroChuck's avatar

CoNgRaTuLaTiOnS! Welcome to Klub 10K!
Now go rosin that bow so we can get this party started, you beautiful bastard!

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Fact from fiction, truth from diction. It is so lousy getting to a 10k mansion with the hardwood floors, the 6 car garage, the private sauna…..oh that is so tough <serving up the sarcasm very dryly while playing the fiddle> :-)

Steve_A's avatar

I’m jealous @Simone_De_Beauvoir wants you to play her fiddle!

YARNLADY's avatar

* * * Y * A * Y * * * CONGRATULATIONS ! ! ! GOOD WORK ! ! ! * * * Y * A * Y * * *

Vunessuh's avatar

Congratulations, sexy. =)

ETpro's avatar

Excellent job, Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard. Congratulations, cake and what are you drinking?

jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities's avatar

Well done, sir. Congrats!

casheroo's avatar


TexasDude's avatar

@Hypocrisy_Central, don’t worry bud, you’ll get there.

@Vunessuh, thanks dollface :-)

@ETpro, Thank you sir. Jim Beam sounds good (though I’m not technically legal ‘til January) Congrats to you too, I think I may have missed your party which couldn’t have been that long ago…

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities, thanks!

@YARNLADY, thank you!

@AstroChuck, will my guitar suffice?

ETpro's avatar

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard Jim Beam’s good by me. Here’s to ya. And thanks. I dod just sneak into the 10K Club’s back door. :-)

TexasDude's avatar

@ETpro that happens, my good man!

chels's avatar

Oh man! This is so freakin’ amazing. Sorry I’m late! I’m soooooooo excited for youuu! You definitely deserve 10k. Your thoughtful, witty and hilarious questions and answers definitely help to brighten up some days here on Fluther. Yay! :D
Now go find a cute girl, fall in love, and live happily ever after. Thanks.

rooeytoo's avatar

Your photographs are very imaginative, just like your name!

Cheers mate and good on ya!

IBERnineD's avatar

One of these days I will get 10K and be able to high five all you awesome people. But until then I will just congratulate you on being incredible!!! :D

cookieman's avatar

@IBERnineD: I honestly can’t believe you haven’t reached 10K yet. Sadly I maxed out on you a long time ago.

IBERnineD's avatar

@cprevite I know it’s because I’m lazy :( and I’m not as clever!!!

loser's avatar

Congrats! We lurve ya, man!!!

Haleth's avatar

You’re witty, creative, sincere, and intelligent. Thanks for being here! And sorry I’m late to the party. Congratulations <3

TexasDude's avatar

Holy cow, I leave for a day and come back to more awesomeness.

@chels, thank you dear. *blushes

@rooeytoo, thanks, glad you like them!

@IBERnineD, thanks so much! I’ll go ahead and congratulate you in advance for inevitably reaching 10k!!!!

@loser, thanks! Nice avatar by the way.

Thanks for the compliments, @Haleth. You are super awesome.

Dog's avatar

Dog enters the 10k mansion party hall filled with balloons and tattered streamers. Half eaten cake says “Bastard!”. The hall is empty except for @johnpowell snoring in the corner with a lampshade on his head.

Damn! I missed it! WELCOME TO THE MANSION!

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@Adirondackwannabe Ya’ll made it so – that’s for sure.

stranger_in_a_strange_land's avatar

[[sweeping up the beer bottles, cigarette butts and used condoms…that was a fun party!]]

mammal's avatar

well let’s have us a hoe down, and i mean that in a good way :)

TexasDude's avatar

@mammal, I’m up for anything.

mammal's avatar

me too, can i hear you play?

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@mammal You are up for anything…@Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard – you be careful around him, he’ll teach you no good :)~~~ and especially he’ll teach you how to fall in love with me and nobody wants that.

SundayKittens's avatar

Thanks for answering all my Holga mod questions, @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard!

mammal's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir, i think i can manage that all by myself, you are being naughty for some reason

TexasDude's avatar

@mammal, don’t have any videos of me playing fiddle, but you can watch me play guitar here. I’m the dude with the yellow electric guitar in the back.

@SundayKittens, sure thing, hope that’s working out for you!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir, my swag only increases by the minute.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@mammal A little naughty, :).

liminal's avatar

Congratulations you!

shpadoinkle_sue's avatar

Yay! Well done, you! Enjoy the mansion!

TexasDude's avatar

@py_sue, it’s quite cozy.

jfos's avatar

Congriddle Laytions Creole Bastard

TexasDude's avatar

@jfos, hahahah, nice. Thanks!

mattbrowne's avatar

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TexasDude's avatar

@mattbrowne, I like your style.

linguaphile's avatar

Waah… I miss you FIddle…

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