What's the funniest text you ever received or sent?

I hate texting.

“Never trust a lemming!” advice from an old friend.

“Ohh! I forgot I had bacon in my purse!” – Diane.

“Since when was the redheaded guy on Harry Potter cuter than Harry himself?!”

’‘Your account?’’ From Bell Canada because my payment was like three days late. I’m all like, fuck my account you goons lol.

My mom texted me ”/$” yesterday. No idea what she meant to type.

My bestfriends brother sent me a txt that said open immediately. I did, and then it said you have now infected your phone with a virus. Then it had a weird video with a couple of crickets having “fun” if you know what I mean.
And no it wasn’t a virus it was just a mean joke.