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Would you like to play the five-worded, alphabetic story game?

Asked by erichw1504 (26396points) September 14th, 2010

Here are the rules:
1. You must answer with exactly five words
2. The first letter of the first word must be the next letter in the alphabet from the previous answer
3. Try to make your part of the story as coherent as possible, hench the story aspect of the game
4. Anything off topic, please remember to use small text
5. You can skip the letter X and Z if need be
6. When we get to Y (or Z), start over with A
7. Have fun and give lurve to your favorite answers!

Example:
user01 – All young women must be

user02 – beautiful in order to have

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405 Answers

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A wonderful day started as

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bells rang above the cathedral.

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Catherine ran out the door

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Dashing for her sports car

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removed by me

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Every nerve in her body

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felt like something was missing

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Gasping, she realised she had…

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helped way too many people

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injure themselves by advising them

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“Jump off a high cliff…

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Kate started it all by

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Listening to the voices inside

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Many people thought that she

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Never would go so far

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Outward from reality and anyone

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pretending they thought otherwise were

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eating her apple brown betty

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@AmWiser The next letter is Q.

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quietly throughout the entire time

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rain fell softly around her

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She never would have expected

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that Roger would be so

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underwhelmed by the way she

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vacuumed her living room carpet.

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Wearing only a bra and panties

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x-rays more easily see bones

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you can never really tell

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zoot suits from the underwear

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anyways, back to the woman

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because that’s where it began

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baking apple brown betty today

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Psst, @amwiser, we’re on C now.
Causing a lot of pain

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down in her nether region

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even whilst running for her

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fabulous French friend, famous for

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going green all the time

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He was very angry at

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Inger because she was wasteful

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@Mama_Cakes Uhhh, it was supposed to be “I”

ibex’s, particularly the ibex that

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jumped over the lazy dog

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knotted up in a ball

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licking himself because he could

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@Arp Yeah, as you can see, I edited it.

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Mooning over some other chick

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Near his awfully tiny house

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over the woods and through

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panting softly and wishing for

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quiche and a glass of

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Rickard’s Red in a large stein

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(that was six)

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swiftly poured into the mouth

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Tasting mighty fine and feeling

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unrestrained unto ubiquitous, underachieving unicycles.

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Vowing not to drive drunk,

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while yearning for a someone

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(wait, what about W?)

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(wishing upon the North star) “w”

yearning for a someone to

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I think we may need to sing our ABC’s again, remember from elementary school? ~

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my daughter was distracting me i apologise, please continue

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@erichw1504 sometimes, people have other stuff going on. Simmer down.

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@Mama_Cakes I’m good, that’s why I included the ~ to indicate sarcasticness.

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so…

Vowing not to drive drunk
(wishing on the North star)
Yearning for a someone to…

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zip my pants because I

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zap my frosty feet free

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A dude walked right by

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baking bacon by busy buses

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, calling careless customers crazy cats

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dollops of bacon grease staining

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every square inch of his

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dark green dress pants and

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we’re on f now

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flannel shirt which resulted in

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grief and groaning because he

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haphazardly used boiling water, without

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implementing the standard cooling techniques.

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Just then, he realized that

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Kate (remember Kate?) had begun

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licking the grease stain like

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mousse off of the pan

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Not resulting in luck, she

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obviosly flew off the handle

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pushing his pulsating passion probe

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Quivering and moaning he reached

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querulously complaining all the while

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ratcheting down her lovely orgasm

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silly, silly, silly she stuttered

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thinking thirty thousand thoughts, though…

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understanding none of them because…

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visually, she was lost between

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womanly fantasies and how he

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x-rayed her tremulous, yielding psyche

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yearning once again for passionate

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Zig Zag jig saw puzzles.

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Aaah, such a wonderful day.

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But, not that wonderful that….

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cats had been pissing on

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destinies front door with each

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passing moment, barely able to

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@Ben_Dover FAIL to obey the rules

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Graham offered to clean up

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He quickly began to wipe

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Inside nut choked on nuts

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Just did not chew enough

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Kate’s in this story somehow

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Likely never to completely disappear

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Momentarily so that she can

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nimbly re-enter this odd tale

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Oddly she won’t enter now

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Pursuing with renewed vigor, anonymity.

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Quaint concept, that idea of

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Returning to this long story

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So soon after having died

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tits clutched in both hands

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Unraveling life’s mysteries in hand.

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Vital to Kate’s mission was

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Whipping the young nubile slave

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xylophones would play as she

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Yelling “Why do I love!?”

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Zapped of life and died.

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And again Kate returns smiling

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Because she is boinking Clyde

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Despite the fact he’s gay.

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Cautiously and curiously through clouds

Filled in the C

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entangled in her hair, she

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fought back with the most

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god awful scream from her

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hips to her mouth that

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Into the depths of love

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just as she used to

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Kiss with wild abandon, prepared

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like David for giant emergencies

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Many though they may be.

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No thoughts but boinking Clyde.

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Over a solid gold sarcophagus.

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Put Peter please, padded place.

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Quiche was one of Peter’s

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Rare delicacies that he liked

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same as sex with Kate.

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Thoughtfully, Kate always managed to

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Undress at the right moment,

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vigina still moist and wet.

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What’s a vigina?, she wondered.

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xenoglossia could perhaps explain it.

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You speak in foreign tongues.

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Zebras could just barely understand

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Again, we wonder where’s Kate?

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“Behind the buffalo”, said Bill

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Could Kate still be naked?

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Don’t count on it Harple

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Every guy is hoping so

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Fugedaboudit @erichw1504, it aint happenin’

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Gonads are gearing up, though

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Hell will freeze over first

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I will be waiting patiently

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Just as well, Me too.

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kayaking down the river of

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Love, just as naked as

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Michelangelo’s marble statue of David

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Nearing the end of the

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Oblong river, Kate took off

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perspiration soaked panties – yes, really

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Quickly, while Mary began to

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Rub her feet with her ( oh this is just getting better and better…)

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Sexy, large and very perky

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thimbles, oh yes indeed, thimbles

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using only the very tips

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very slowly and with whips.

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Wendy came into the picture

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xu in hand… “Me love….

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And then he buggered Kate.

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You long time (After Harple)

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Zapped because of Kate’s typo.

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As Kate looked on, Wendy

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Bewildered the next player with

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Cunning linguistic skills. Wendy certainly…

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did not need a dictionary.

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Except to understand why this…

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Fool was saying to her

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Getting all up in her

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hair. “Is your hairdo new?”

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“I can’t believe you noticed!”

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Just then Kate strips naked.

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Kate is quite the exhibitionist.

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Loving her naked body seen.

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Marching towards her, Kissing her.

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“No, Wendy! I’m a tease.”

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“Oh, no! This is the

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Part where I resist you”

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Quit your whining and get

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Right….that won’t happen now

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“So”, said Wendy, “I think…

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that it is time to..

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undress. First, take off your…

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vest, that thing is ugly

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what’s up with that color

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“You don’t like it? Hmph.”

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“Zip it back up then.”

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Ahem, my name is Kate

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but everyone knows me as

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“Catherine”, with a “C”, dammit.

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Do you go by katie?

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Edgar asked politely, displaying his

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(Fucking Hell! I’m after Jeruba!!!)

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Glittery man section that he

so far this is eerily autobiographical

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had bedazzled. “What the hell…

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is that on your vest?”

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“Jabot, it is” said Yoda

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kicking and screaming all the

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live long day while he

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mimicked mimes more madly, maybe

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never noticing nine new nickels

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originally obvious, or oscillating obstruction

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perhaps people picked pennies previously

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quietly quilting queer quacks quickly

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racing to get to work

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sadly she stopped sooner, so

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Then thespians thought that the

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underwhelming underwear ulcer usually utilized

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Vigorous vixens voraciously verifying vacations

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while whipping water westward wastefully

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I’m not even attempting X lol

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@poofandmook You can skip X if you’d like!

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Yelling ” You Yoddelling yellow Yankee!”

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Zebras outside became very confused.

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A wonderful day, it was.

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because I saw my Amber

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coughing up a storm and

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don’t you just know that…

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every girl must take off

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frilly panties and leg irons.

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Gathering her nerve, Kate made

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her way over to Edgar

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In a way that made

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jellies everywhere jealous. That’s how…

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Kate managed to work around

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Late nights working at McDonalds

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mostly sorting Happy Meal toys….

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napping in piles of hamburgers

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only to murder Edgar Dean.

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plucking nose hairs with a

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quick, sharp action. Kate then…

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rested before she disposed of

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silly Edgar’s lifeless body. She

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transfigured Edgar into his favourite

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uncle, Umberto (the Undead) Urquhart,

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voracious consumer of pickled onions,

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whose wicked career had included

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xenophobic Nazi skin head thugs.

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Yet another chapter in the

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zany story of Kate’s life.

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And there you have it,

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Boys and girls. Now let’s

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cut this thing short, eh?

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Don’t do that, keep going!

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Eggbert thinks, then murders Kate.

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Funnily enough, time travelled backwards

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Giving Kate another change to

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hope for the best time

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Insisting in incremental inquiries inexplicably

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juvenile and wasting time that

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Kate used to rob banks.

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Lily-livered larrikins lured Kate

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Making massive amounts of milk

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Near a half-naked german contortionist

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Opening orifices only observed obliquely

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Proportionate to what just happened.

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“Quit your belly aching”, said

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Rachel the talking red rhino

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Removed by me. Derp.

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slowly sipping her succulent Sangria.

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talking while tipping her torso

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under the limbo bar. Next,

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vultures veered vastly and violently

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without waiting for Rachel to

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Xerox the terrorist bomb plans.

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Yolanda was to be the lookout,

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zebra toy in her hand

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and Marlboro in her mouth

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but forgot, detonating the bomb.

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catastrophes aside, she managed to

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ditch the Marlboro before she

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exploded. Now, pieces of her

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fell like poker chips everywhere.

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George, her father, arranged for

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her memorial service, which featured

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incestuous midgets having anal sex.

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Judging by the way midgets

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interest some, one might infer

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killing them would be better.

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Lordy. Can’t we quit now?

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Moderater why would we quit?

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Not that, not now, not

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Oh, I am just tired. ;)

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Particularly right now is good!

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Quit, you say. OH No!

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Round and round we go

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Still we wait for Godot . . .

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to provide us with large

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unicorn footprints to a tree…

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vastly covering a large area

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while a nuclear bomb blasted

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xylophones still intact, Marshall went

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, “Yo, you from South Pilly? ”

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Zero people survived the bomb.

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And that was the end.

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But wait, there’s more! When…

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‘Cause Kate woke-up . . . nightmare

I’d give you a hint….

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Drenched in sweat, she took

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ether and blew herself up!

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Fuck that for a joke!

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George laughed a lot, though.

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Horatio nearly wet his pants,

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“I’m dyin’ here!”, he said.

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Just before Horatio died his

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kind grandmother told him to

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quit fooling around and go

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[L]ook at the meteor coming.

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Meteors are smaller than rice.

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Notwithstanding they destroy the Earth.

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Overuse of astronomical knowledge only

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prevented no one from dying.

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Quickly destroying every living thing

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roasting every human like toast.

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So they can spread jelly

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tastefully upon their cream cheese

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under the thin sliced salami.

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Vanquish all talk of food

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Why don’t we play the

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Xylophone ‘til we break it?

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Yeah, that sounds like a

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Zebra’s mating call en masse

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Around five o’clock is when

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bells started to ding-dong

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clamoring throughout the entire town

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DING DING DING DING DING

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Eric reluctantly began making dinner,

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Fried green eggs and ham

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gettin’ all over the plate

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hardly feeling hungry at all

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, incredible though that might seem.

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For everything was moving forward

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getting faster and spinning around

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halfway through, I realized what

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Isaac had predicted was true.

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January, the bomb will explode.

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Kate just sat there, dumbfounded.

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Later, she tried to prevent

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Maximus from going to pieces.

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Nothing survived the bomb blast.

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Only ground was left. She

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perished as did the rest.

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Quietly, her soul flew into

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Russia and haunted Vladimir Putin,

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Stalin had nothing on her !

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Time went on, and then

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Ulrich took his revenge, squashing

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Vladamir, the vampire, completely flat

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with a rollingpin. Take that!

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Xavier wasn’t convinced, he thought

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You did it two times

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Zealousy will get you nowhere Willie.

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Amorous thoughts filled, body, mind.

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Bizarrely barbarous were Xavier’s plans,

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Crazy as it sounds Kate,

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dastardly cousin of Xavier, plotted

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Eviscerate everyone in our path!

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For levitation or selling swampland.

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Ground? Who needs ground? Levitate!

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How exactly does one levitate?

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I don’t know, with magic?

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Just jump, don’t come down! ! !

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Knees bent, am I right?

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lol, I don’t think so.

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Mind over matter and mass.

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Never mind that, let’s go!

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Oh dear, help, I’m floating

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Perhaps you need a weight?

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Quite, I think you’re right.

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Really? Even I didn’t believe.

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Somehow that doesn’t surprise me.

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Thank you for insulting me.

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Umbrage never hurt anyone comrade.

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“Volume is too loud,” Kate.

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Why? I like to dance!

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Xylophone music makes dancing exhilarating

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Yes it does my friend!

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Zed is the last letter.

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Alright, Zed isn’t a letter!

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Cool, I didn’t even know!

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Do not ever stop learning.

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Even math can be fun!

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French kissing is even funner.

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Great, love the word: funner.

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Have to have a demonstration !

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I must witness this event.

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Just waiting for Kate’s kiss.

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I really stuffed that one

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Kate is the best kisser.

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Laughing out loud, SHE IS!!!!!!

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Man!—- Is Kate kissing everyone?

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No, she’d be quite busy!

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Oh, she’s applying lipstick ! !

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Please tell me she’s prepared.

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