Do you ever introduce yourself to others as a jellyfish?
“Hi! I’m Val. I teach school and I’m a jellyfish!”
OK. I’m bored. I’m a bored jellyfish.
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My dating profile:
26 year old male jellyfish. Loves to go on picnics and long walks on the beach.
I don’t get many dates…
Hi, Im MilkyWay and I gave you a GQ accidentally :P
Did I mention I’m a jellyfish?
LOL! My daughter was looking over my shoulder as I was looking through the “Is there anything you’d like to share with the jellatinous community” thread. She says…“Jeallatinous?”
I said…“Never mind.”
@erichw1504 is that because you’re married, or because you are silly? ;P
That would be silly, wouldn’t it?
No, I always stick to: “Hi, I’m Kate Middleton!”
@rebbel I must say, you two look incredibly alike.
LOL! Dang girl! So how WAS that honeymoon? : )
My dating profile: Female, 28, single Medusozoa seeks male gelatinous zooplankton for bloom.
@Blueroses Then I wouldn’t be able to respond… there’s nothing gelatinous about me.
Nah, I just go, sup foo, Imma disembowel yo ass.
I’m a penguin who likes to read, a librarian and a jellyfish. Breaks the ice at parties!
@Symbeline Jesus, is that how you’re gonna greet me when we meet?
@bob_ s’alright. I already have ahold on your phylum
No, but my 4 year old grandson recognizes them on my computer and Oooo’s and Ahhh’s over the fish and such. I also have a Dr. J sticker I made into a magnet hanging on my refrigerator.
Urrm no. This is my secret thing… I don’t want ‘them’ to know.
@MilkyWay Probably. I’ve said worse to my own dad.
But then I won’t actually do it, I’ll just give you a certain pair of panties…>_>
Nice to meet you. I’m Amphitrite, goddess of the sea.
@Symbeline I await the day when we shall meet fair maiden.
Then I’ll yank those panties off of you!
As a human. Or human-jellyfish hybrid…
“Why yes, I’m a jellyfish. A Portugese (wo)Man of War, actually.”
@redfeather Lol, those rock. What’s the plural of men o’ war anyways? Or would it be a man o’ war fluther?
@Symbeline good question…
“Look at all those Portugese Men of Wars!”
“Look at that Fluther of Portugese Man of Wars!”
Hmm. Dunno. What say you?
This seems to make sense.
Well, it can’t possibly be “men o’ war”, because that implies that its name is “man”, and “o’ war” is a description. But it’s not, “man o’ war” as a whole is the name, so I’d say that the plural form is identical to the singular. “Today I saw 20 Portuguese Man o’ War.” “Sheep” is the same, for example. One sheep, many sheep.
damn it. It’s not even a jellyfish. This just ruined my whole day. Phooey.
Yeah but they still look awesome! And a bladder full of gas!
Actually, I’m not sure how awesome that actually is…but hey, we’re totally learning about floating jellyfish impostors, so it’s all good. :)
@Symbeline I suppose you’re right. Always the voice of reason. Mostly. ;)
Anyone else into tentacle sex?
I think about this when I wonder if I’ll ever meet any Jellies. Specifically, I wondered if I’d run into @dominicx when I was in San Fran. I practiced whispering, “Dominicx? I’m Sliceswiththings, pleasure to make your acquaintance.”
No. I’m not a jellyfish, I’m a goose!
Yes. A SILLY goose at that!
My most favourite goose because she is so silly and playful. Love it.
@Dutchess_III
@Bellatrix
Awww…you guys are gonna puff up my goosey ego lol
Hey…laughter IS the best medicine! Honk! ;-D
Keep it up @Bellatrix! We’ll get her so puffed up she’ll fill a down mattress when we’re done! Muwa-ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!
You are the best and cutest goose EVA! Best in the whole world! Muwaha ha ha haha hahaha!
Ahhh….You won’t feel a thing because…. O sweetie goosy! I would never cause you any pain!
(She has her Hannibal Lecter voice on @Coloma. Run!!!)
@Bellatrix!!! We agreed! Down mattress and goose soup!! Traitor!
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