Themes for adult Sesame Street - can you think of any?

“Okay children, this week we’re going to be looking at the numbers 6 and 9.
With the help of Bert & Ernie, let’s slide those two digits together….will they get along?”

We could all probably use a reminder on a lot of the stuff SS teaches kids… kindness, compassion, treating everyone equally, and the like. Not very fun, maybe. Sorry!

“Plays well with others” see ya in @Coloma ‘s hot tub

Have the Viagra Monster who resides under the bed and won’t appear unless you thoss a handfull of the blue pills under the bed…then watch out!! ;)

I see elephants in suspenders and handcuffs – make it stop!

“Today, Cookie Monster, mixed his cookie dough with some Black Afghan and a dash of Red Lebanon.”

Auggie slapped that one out of the park. If we’d keep those things in mind when dealing with our s/o’s we’d get so much action we wouldn’t need to be thinking anything else.

1 trillion dollars of debt!
2 trillion dollars of debt!
3 trillion dollars of debt!
4 trillion dollars of debt!
5 trillion dollars of debt!
A fuckload of debt!
Hahahaha!

You mean besides Avenue Q?

The internet is for porn

An a-z of sexual positions/ actions ;) a…anal. B…blowjob etc….

And one of my all time favorites: FCC censors

Sunnny day, baking the brownies day, on our way to where the air is sweet
can you tell us how to get, how to get to Colomas street? lol

Avenue Q!

I’m sure there’s something for horror fans we could use The Count for…I always loved that guy.

Also Oscar the Grouch is a junky who lives in the street. There’s potential there, too.

Avenue Q already covered it all.

If you were gay

Ernie and Bert can now legally marry in New York!

@Kardamom

Haha,,, I always wondered about those two. I think Big Bird would be the Cabana boy. lol

Big Bird’s a pedophile! Or maybe that was Barney…

How about an all out – no rules – cage match between Big Bird and Barney.

Hell yeah lol. Who you got your cash on?

I think Barney – after singing a few rounds of I love you you love me – would show his true psycho colours – remove the dentures hiding his T-Rex fangs – and have himself some chicken.

@zen Yeah I’m on the same page. He might be all squishy, but he’s still a fucking dinosaur.

And a predator.

Don’t forget secretly psycho.

Can you imagine if Big Bird was black instead of yellow (like a crow) and had a James Earl Jones type of voice!? Now that would be awesome!

An inventory for feelings.